January 26, 2019 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Oh! I’m… I’m soulful and my voice is rough! I hate that sound. Nobody isolate that… and use it later. I do not wanna hear that in… the intro”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh! I’m… I’m soulful and my voice is rough!” in a rough, soulful manner

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Andrew: “Sometimes, I pet dogs; I’m not even joking, this is the saddest thing you’ll ever hear”

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Andrew: “Sounds like great content from me, as usual”

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Andrew: “This is great! I’ve gotta try it all!”

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Andrew: “We may remember Blursdays; but, will we remember to turn on our microphone? That’s a whole new question. I feel like we’re on an adventure together today”

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Andrew: “What-what!?”

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Andrew: “Who put your intrigue into my Blursdays?”

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Andrew: “Woof!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I mean, I guess… I guess I’d pay six thousand dollars to bring a human with me”

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Andrew: “You take the good, you take the bad, you take ’em both; and, there you have… the Facts of TBTL”

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Andrew: “You were both right and wrong at the same exact time, but in a hilarious way”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you laughing cuz I put that in a weird way? Did I make it weird? Yeah… (But, like, the–also…) I do all kinds of stuff for money that you don’t know about… Eww, God… Can we edit that out for time?”

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Andrew and Luke: Reading and discussing my e-mail about flushless urinals

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I pet dogs too (Oh my God!)”

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Luke: “Aw, crap!”

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Luke: “Delete! Burn the building down!”

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Luke: “Dynamite the, the T1 line!”

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Luke: “Her kid needs to suck it up!”

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Luke: “I sold my soul for nothing on this one, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m gonna anger the listeners, because…”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Not worth it, bro!”

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Luke: “Oh… dear, God!”

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Luke: “Screw this!”

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Luke: Singing “Look into my eyes… you will find”

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Luke: “There’s a… a right way to rock; and, wrong way… to wish the… listeners a birthday message. And, that’s exactly what we did yesterday”

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Luke: “They both should equally be weirding me out”

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Luke: “This is the… dumbest song I’ve ever heard”

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Luke: “We are idiot-proofing it… today”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think the takeaway is: I cannot be trusted to upload the shows! And, also, I should stop S-talking people during the program. Right”

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Andrew: “Before, whatever reason, my brain being weird”

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Andrew: “Bop around town a little bit”

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Andrew: “I cannot tell if this is one of the happiest stories or one of the saddest stories I’ve ever heard”

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Andrew: “I was either proud of or ashamed of; I get ’em… confused”

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Andrew: “I went back to Whole Foods to get some of that sweet, sweet hot food bar breakfast”

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Andrew: “I will be, just like the listeners, a little, a little baby here sucking my thumb as you tell me a story. Is that how people listen, by the way?”

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Andrew: “Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho! Gentleman has the floor!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, that archiving project sounds fun”

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Andrew: “Ooh, that archiving project sounds fun… and… pretty pointless, but fun”

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Andrew: “Smooth as a baby’s behind”

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Andrew: “That… is a task that is based fully in minutiae”

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Andrew: “Uhh, Dad!”

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Andrew: “We are the U2 of podcasters”

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Andrew: “Why are you running away from your feelings?”

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Andrew: “You know, it’s maybe, especially back in the day, not wanting disturbances in their courtroom… That’s how judges talk… I apologize to all the judges listening”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m just picturing leather… and sweat… and grossness, and all kinds of stuff. Oh, don’t fear the leather”

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Luke: “Because, there is something about the pressing down”

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Luke: “Cuz, we are… not good”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be exciting, y’all… It’s gonna be really exciting”

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Luke: “Oh, we got so many cars!”

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Luke: “Okay, good. We got it back to Negative Town”