Clips From TBTL #2831

Andrew: “Because, that guy’s a monster!!”

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Andrew: “Chances are, my night is blown”

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Andrew: Describing a “True Crimes”-style podcast in which the two podcasters are committing true crimes

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Andrew: “Everybody who opens up for her is a white dude who is… sexist… as hell! Like, I couldn’t believe it!”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t believe it!”

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Andrew: “I did some light Googling”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I know that we had the Yakov talk”

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Andrew: “I’m a naive babe in the woods”

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Andrew: “It rains… It rains… and it washes… it washes the grime off the streets”

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Andrew: “It’s called a three-sixty review, I believe”

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Andrew: “Just a small, little, good news story from the… from the annals… of… Andy-town”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank’s 2018 estimated net worth is… ‘Under Review’. Compared to… ‘Under Review’ in 2017… Congratulations, man”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. How do you have that? Oh my… How did you know that I was gonna launch into a… into a faux sexist standup bit?”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’re walking up to the line!”

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Andrew: “Queues for the loos”

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Andrew: “Taurus! Taurus!”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound really cocky… and, it was really cocky!”

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Andrew: “What the hell am I doing!? What crime am I trying to commit here?”

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Andrew: “Why the hell am I using sentences like that?”

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Andrew: “Yaki Smirnoff?”

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Andrew: “You must have these thoughts”

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Andrew and Luke: “Never… never stand on the branch you’re peeing on… That is disgusting… (Right?) That is… disgusting”

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Luke: “Don’t ask her about my wizard. You’re not gonna hear good reviews”

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Luke: “Don’t praise the reference”

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Luke: Drawn out “Nope!”

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Luke: “I’ll take one crime please, sir!”

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Luke: “I’ll take one of your finest… crimes”

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Luke: “More like… Urea Town”

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Luke: “My wife’s new birth sign is: Taurus! Taurus!”

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Luke: “Not to go all Yakov Smirnoff on it”

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Luke: “Potty parity”

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Luke: Saying “Let’s get ready to crumble!” in a drawn out manner while Andrew is talking

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Luke: Singing “I’m just a guy in the Whole Foods lot… and that’s a really polite car”

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Luke: “Sitting… the great leveler”

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Luke: “That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works”

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Luke: “They sat down and studied it… They studied it out; that’s all they did”

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Luke: “This will be in court some day”

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Luke: “What a country”

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Luke: “When a man… loves a stereotype very, very much”

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