Clips From A Song of Ice and Spoilers: 2019-04-23

Andrew: “I’m with you… I don’t care… I don’t care about climate change. I don’t care about the White Walkers. I’m on the record”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of an alarm clock going off

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Andrew: “Oh… oh, look who’s… oh, look who’s back! Oh, the gang’s all here! And, who’s gonna come through the door next?”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is probably the worst episode of Game of Thrones I’ve ever seen… (How… dare…) with the possible exception of some other ones… (you… even… say… that…) That (to… me!)”

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Luke: “Can you believe he raped her”

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Luke: “He’s got a big schlong”

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Luke: Making the The Price is Right losing horn sound

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Luke: “Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no-no. I don’t, I’m not… I’m not ambitious. I don’t wanna be in charge… Please, take this cup from me”

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Luke: Singing “I can vamp if I want to”

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Luke and Andrew: All Luke and Andrew can say is “Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you ready for my ultimate hot take? Yeah! I would just be fine with everybody, so long as it’s quick and painless… everybody I saw in this episode can die”

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Luke and Andrew: “Having flesh isn’t easy; otherwise, everyone would have it… I drink and I rot”

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Luke and Andrew: “I… loved… this episode of… Game of Thrones… I… am… apparently… wrong… (Are… we… going… to talk…) about… everything (this way… the whole episode)”

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Clips From TBTL #2885

Andrew: “Akron!”

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Andrew: “Answer the question, Luke!”

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Andrew: “But, that’s the kind of shit that happens to me all the time… Doesn’t that seem more like a Walsh move?”

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Andrew: “Clearly, you scared the fat kid!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Me too! Me too!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!” #2

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Andrew: “I don’t like the fact that you said, ‘Yet'”

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Andrew: Singing “Razzle-dazzle”

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Andrew: “The Midwest is the best”

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Andrew: “The tyranny of the petty”

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Andrew: “There is always a Steve Nelson… but… right now, it’s not a human; it’s a dog”

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Andrew: “This is American Public Media”

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Andrew: “You know… this is a negative answer”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t crush my wife! (Yes, exactly) I don’t care!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought they smelled bad on the outside… I thought they sounded good… on the inside!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Nora likes me better right now… Oh, no! Now, we’re getting ready! Now things are getting real!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is… non-intelligence for your life (Oh, okay)”

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Luke: “And so, our wash begins”

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Luke: “Argentinian embassy. Is your refrigerator running?”

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Luke: “Avoid the -toid”

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Luke: “Cthulhu”

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Luke: “Do you have a powerful lust to gamble right now?”

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Luke: “I don’t have nearly as many, kind of, intrusive thoughts of regret… as you do, Andrew; and, I don’t mean to laugh when I say that”

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Luke: “I’m not willing to face that reality”

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Luke: “If he thanks a Dazzling Donor, I’m gonna shit my pants!”

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Luke: “Just do the fucking news”

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Luke: “Keep it up, dummies!”

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Luke: Saying “You call that a judgmental stare? Rise up lights” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing the NBC chime

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Luke: “Steve Nelson, not the dog. El Ropo, not the magician”

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Luke: “You’ve been pushing my buttons for years!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And so, our wash begins… That’s so perfect!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re out with our friend, Steve Nelson, not the dog… Mmm-hmm… And… You talk about El Ropo, the human? Oh, yeah, that’s who I’m talking about… (Okay) Not the magician. Okay, got it. Steve Nelson, not the dog. El Ropo, not the magician”

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Clips From TBTL #2884

Andrew: “Also, sometimes we just play stupid bullshit at the end of the show”

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Andrew: “Bottom bins”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Noice”

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Andrew: “Ha!”

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Andrew: “Help me, Both-Ten; you’re my only hope”

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Andrew: “I forgot how… dead downtown St. Paul is on a Sunday; and, it kinda made me sad”

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Andrew: “I would’ve been back in the… in, like, the urinal cake country back there”

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Andrew: “I’m a big man; there’s not a lotta room”

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Andrew: “Man, it is… it is nasty out there!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I stopped the music!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Put the petrol in the Qashqai!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Hello, friendos”

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Andrew: “Slice you right up the middle, Luke”

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Andrew: “Somehow, I was able to just, kind of, short-circuit my brain a little bit”

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Andrew: “The Pied Pipers of Truancy”

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Andrew: “These are not the Both-Tens you’re looking for”

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Andrew: “We’re Minnesota Noice!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s really nooice? (Apparently) (Noice!)”

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Luke: “Game over, dude!”

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Luke: “I agree with… a hundred percent what you’re saying”

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Luke: “I get to be inside the plane!?”

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Luke: “I guess we’re gonna do this”

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Luke: “I just like a variety of farts, Andrew. Please”

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Luke: “I’m a power bottom bin, for the record”

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Luke: “Like… I’m pretty down on Silicon Valley… I’m pretty down on tech disruption”

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Luke: “Minnesota… noice”

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Luke: “More on that never”

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Luke: “No! They don’t need to go faster!”

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Luke: “Ooh! That was a bad situation”

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Luke: “That, believe it or not… went better… than I expected”

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Luke: “This is where I am now just saying… nonsense gibberish that the listeners will… be cringing over”

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Luke: “Why does this thing fit!? What the!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, it was a real ziggle-zaggle… (It was a real ziggle-zaggle!) I ziggle-zaggled all around the parking lot”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, the pizza guy is, like… totally nice and totally professional… (Of course) What do you mean, ‘Of course’!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Look at you, Walsh! (That one made it) You’re hot, my friend! I just threw a tissue across the room and it landed directly in the garbage can”

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Luke and Andrew: “Nine year old Luke is just so disappointed in forty-two, almost forty-three, year old Luke… but… We all are”

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Luke and Andrew: “Support your local public libraries! Maybe not by creepily hanging out with the stuffed animals (Alright!) in the children’s section, Andrew! Okay! Alright! It was once. It wasn’t creepy. It was adorable… and, then, they kicked me out”

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Luke and Andrew: “You call that a Limburger? Oh my God”

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