Day: May 1, 2019

Andrew: “All the way to the dump. Laughing all the way to the dump”

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Andrew: “Choo-choo!”

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Andrew: “How about I stop doing whatever the hell that was?”

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Andrew: “I can’t get no respect!”

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Andrew: “I have no idea why I’m feeling a little bit grumpy”

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Andrew: “Luke, my brain just broke. I got panicky and my brain just broke”

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Andrew: “One way or another, I’m gonna sink this segment”

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Andrew: “Run the cans”

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Andrew: Saying “This guy knows the road” in an Australian accent

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Andrew: Singing “Garfield 1-2323”

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Andrew: Singing “Throw a…nother shrimp on the barby”

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Andrew: “Trust me, I’m a locksmith”

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Andrew: “Well, we all have our crosses to bear, Luke”

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Andrew: “What’s in the bento box!!? What’s in the bento box!?”

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Andrew: “Why?”

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Andrew: “Yard waste!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I… I’m worried to open my mouth; because, I feel like all I have is… (Don’t) little, petty grievances that I don’t wanna get into”

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Luke: “Even though I’ve been complaining, I actually love going to the dump”

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Luke: “Exciting times here… at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, which is perped atop… Perched and perped? Oh my God… is there gonna be a perp walk later? That’s gonna be bad”

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Luke: Singing “Their bones are their money… Also, the worms are their money”

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Luke: Singing “Their bones are their money”

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Luke: Singing in the manner of Jack Johnson

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Luke: “Stifle it… Burbank. Stifle it”

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Luke: “Un-doodle… that diddle”

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Andrew: “Australia is a wonderful country; and, its bricks are unique as its… whatever”

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Andrew: “Be quiet, dummy!”

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Andrew: “Because, this show… is like a legacy”

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Andrew: “Have an opinion, nerd!”

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Andrew: “I’ll tell you one galling thing about this”

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Andrew: “Mind Graft”

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Andrew: “Oh, it was great! It was great!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! You’re the Bad Girl of Podcasting”

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Andrew: “Oh, Shelly! Who ya talking to, baby?”

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Andrew: “That’s the future… that this liberal wants”

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Andrew: “This dynasty needs to die out, I think”

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Andrew: “This is a secret that I don’t tell many people; but… I don’t have a lot going on!”

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Andrew: “What’s your damage?”

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Andrew: “Whoa, whoa, whoa”

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Andrew: “You know that, baby”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna be surprised to hear this, Luke. I hope you’re sitting… But… other people are not as concerned… with the garbage as I am”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, because, the yard–yard waste was picked up… bright and early! Yard waste, yard waste. Yard waste. Your wife’s new name is… I don’t listen to your podcast anymore (Yard waste)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning… I’m fine. Everything’s fine… I mean, sometimes… people don’t pick up the garbage; and, it just sits out there all night. It’s fine. It’s not a big deal. Who would even care? Who would even notice!? Not me (That really happen again?)”

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Andrew and Luke: Like other conversations on the show, Monkees talk makes Andrew want to just hang up and do a deep dive

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Andrew and Luke: “We did the longest copyright infringement ever from a van… Where’s our damn press release!? Where’s our parade?”

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Luke: “Dr. Arakaki, heal thyself”

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Luke: “Guys, guys, guys… Stop the show”

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Luke: “I’m becoming the Elizabeth Taylor of Podcasting”

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Luke: “I’ve missed you… little red Sound Machine”

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Luke: Saying “They suddenly realized!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Shout out to Jake in Chicago for being the Perfect Daddy. No!”

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Luke: “Three thouthandth epithode [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “First they came for the yard waste and (Mmm-hmm) I said nothing… cuz, I figured they were also gonna pick up the garbage… Then, they didn’t come for the garbage”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, she probably already knew; cuz, she’s so savvy and… is like… really… knows… pretty much more about the show than we do now… P-Fletch and Linh Pham are really the two keepers of the… of the whatever, of the… of the flame when it comes to this show”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a self-licking ice cream cone (It is)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is the Elizabeth Taylor and Bad Girl of Podcasting

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Nick Armes and Luke: “Thanks for listening today, everybody. We’ll be back tomorrow (Aw, shit) with more imaginary radio; but, until then, please remember: No mountain too tall; and, good luck to all”

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