Clips From TBTL #2953

Andrew: “And, I’m the one who brought it up; so, this is on me”

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Andrew: “Come on, dude! Get your shit together!”

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Andrew: “How is that supposed to make me feel… Olivia?”

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Andrew: “I am a proud boy”

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Andrew: “My voice, right now, sounds like morning voice. I hear it. I hate it”

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Andrew: “Scatman skee-bop…bop-bop-doo-bop”

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Andrew: “That, still, to this day, remains the sexiest photo anybody has ever texted me”

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Andrew: “Turns out… we have… more than one ‘Scatman'”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Scat’s not my name! Scat’s not my name! They call me Scatman. They call me John”

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Andrew and Luke: “The Andrew L. Walsh Foundation for… (Exactly) better sleep… and a better tomorrow”

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Chris Hayes: “Better to live on my feet than die on my knees…”

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Chris Hayes: “Hey, check it out. Look at my garbage shed”

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Chris Hayes: “I’m a, I’m a Dunkin’ bro”

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Chris Hayes: “Left… left, right. You know, my… my… my back is aching, my pant’s too tight… My booty’s shaking from left to right. I’m left”

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Chris Hayes: Singing “My… my… my back is aching, my pant’s too tight… My booty’s shaking from left to right. I’m left”

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Listener Olivia: “Hi! My name is Olivia… I live in Woodbury, Minnesota and I really like your show. It helps me fall asleep… but, you say the F word too much. Can you stop? Bye-bye”

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Luke: “But, holy shit! Right? Sorry, Olivia”

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Luke: “I’m more of a Mike Tyson, not Neil deGrasse Tyson, kind of guy”

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Luke: “Is this your way, Chris, of finally admitting what I’ve said for years; which is, that big government doesn’t work?”

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Luke: “It’s about four miles up the skee-bee-dee-bop-bop river”

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Luke: “This is the time in the summer where it’s, like, I start to get that… pro football itch; and, there is no anti-fungal to combat it”

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Luke: “Well, I’m icing down my haunches”

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Luke: “What… a… dingus I used to be”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was shocked at what Luke would do with the money Andrew would bequeath to TBTL were he to pass on

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Luke and Andrew: “Football’s back! The crack of the spine. The roar… (Oh, no!) of the concussion. (Oh, no!) Dark? Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain to tall. And, good luck to scat”

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Clips From TBTL #2952: Part Two

Boris Johnsten: Message

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Listener Mike: “I am a large man… I’m a very large man… and, I use my dad voice… a lot”

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Luke: “Block ’em out, baby!”

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Luke: “Could we call it, ‘Foreign Pod-icy’?”

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Luke: “Fast food graveyard”

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Luke: “He is not some sort of platonic ideal of physicality”

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Luke: “I am the one who blocks!”

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Luke: “I’m Lucas with the lid off”

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Luke: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine”

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Luke: “TBluhxit [ph]

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Luke: “That is Hospitaliano”

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Luke: “The real… BJ”

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Luke: “Where I fought this guy, who is dressed head to toe… in Boston Red Sox gear… or, was it Yankees gear? I dunno; those are the same teams in my mind, honestly… cuz, I hate both of them”

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Luke: “You… you should not be on the effing sidewalk’

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Luke: “You’re the only thing that gets me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everybody knows it’s ‘Yogurt YODO’… You only ‘gurt once!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t have a Christ complex, Andrew; but, I feel like I have a Christ’s parents complex (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll edit this whole thing out. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “You go-gurt. You go-gurt!”

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Clips From TBTL #2952: Part One

Andrew: “Are you sure you don’t wanna start drinking again?”

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Andrew: “Bon voy-italiano!”

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Andrew: “Boom, boom, boom”

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Andrew: “But, now, I have to re-train my brain!”

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Andrew: “Get the vibe, get the vibe!”

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Andrew: “Happy Blursday, Scott Walker and the guy from…”

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Andrew: “He is the dirty one”

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Andrew: “He’s, like, right behind me, zipping down, and just screams it at me in this really aggressive, real, I’m gonna say, asshole-y way; because, he’s what we would call… an asshole”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit”

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Andrew: “I drink your milkshake!”

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Andrew: “I was so filled with rage in that moment”

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Andrew: “I was… the manger!”

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Andrew: “I’ll ding ya for that one”

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Andrew: “I’m all words”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying we’re not dumb; or, certainly, I’m not… not dumb. I’m not not dumb!”

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Andrew: “I’m not… not dumb. I’m not not dumb!”

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Andrew: “Luke was right, Andrew was wrong”

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Andrew: “Not not no”

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Andrew: “Okay, Luke. This is amazing!”

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Andrew: “Oooh! I’m excited and somewhat… excited”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “TBlexit”

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Andrew: “The real… B. Johnson”

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Andrew: “This is a call from… Captain Crunch!”

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Andrew: “Toothpaste for play!”

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Andrew: “Uhh, so bad!!”

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Andrew: “Walsh doesn’t like… people!”

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Andrew: “We are so proud of ourselves”

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Andrew: “What do you think I said? I, I mean, you know me so well now. I say the stupidest things”

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Andrew: “When you’re in Seattle, you don’t stay in hotels, Luke; you stay with me!”

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Andrew: “Why are you poking this bear with a short stick?”

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Andrew: “You remind me of a man. What man? The man with the power. Power of voodoo, hoodoo, you do. I do what? Remind me of the man!”

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Andrew: “You seem real polite!”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned regarding the show length, etc.

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Andrew and Luke: “If there had been a rock on the ground, there’s a chance I would have gone biblical… on his skull… (Wow! Whoa!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2951

Andrew: “And, it felt good, Luke”

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Andrew: “Episode number… four ninety-two… Andy Beggars [ph] is a Buttface”

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Andrew: “I send it over to the thing that’ll send it to your podcatchers; and, then, I send it over to the thing so you can listen to it online”

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Andrew: “It’s a wolf trap!”

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Andrew: “It’s back, baby!”

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Andrew: “Jank viral content”

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Andrew: “Me-mes!”

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Andrew: “No, baby. No”

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Andrew: “Oh, I went there”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!” #2

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s a good joke!”

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Andrew: “People are getting at me on Yammer!”

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Andrew: “People started Slacking at me”

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Andrew: “Your God isn’t as good as my God”

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Andrew and Luke: “Am I disrespecting your joke investigation? Yes you are, my friend”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I also think it was a jank joke… Would you consider it a jank meme?”

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Luke: “I do some black ops stuff. I get wet”

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Luke: “Patented Burbank creative magic”

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Luke: “Poop goes in the toilet; but, I had an accident”

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Luke: “Prague Rock?”

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Luke: Singing “Hello, confidence… didn’t have enough money”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are any of these shows in existence anymore? Nope”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you, at any point, say ‘Diagnosis: Delicious’? Cuz, that is–you’re definitely channeling Dr. Hibbert at that point… That was not a real laugh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I weep for the Secret Skin listeners who are gonna get this episode… That’s legit laughter… No laugh track! Good joke”

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Luke and Andrew: “This song slaps so hard (So smooth)”

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