Clips From TBTL #2961

Andrew: “‘kay, I feel like I’m being pranked”

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Andrew: “And, I’m being especially inarticulate today”

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Andrew: “And, maybe I’m just totally wrong about this; and, now, I regret even bringing this up”

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Andrew: “Back on the field, there’s no more time for horsing around”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a petty man! I mean, that’s what it comes down to at the end of the day. Like, I’m a very petty man”

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Andrew: “Blah-blah-blahs”

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Andrew: “Hypocriticalness”

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Andrew: “I truly believe people should be able to do whatever they want with the exterior of their houses; except, I don’t like this one! It hurts my feelings!”

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Andrew: “I’m bringing a lotta baggage to this story”

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Andrew: “I’m slinging ’em around in my medium”

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Andrew: “Is that a sex thing?”

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Andrew: “Is that right? Do you want me to delete this?”

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Andrew: “My new brand is: I don’t eat meat”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow! Oh, wow! What’s happening there?”

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Andrew: “That doesn’t even bring me joy; because, it’s so–What the hell?”

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Andrew: “These neighbors… sound like such… pills”

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Andrew: “What a disaster!”

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Andrew: “Which, I know I’m taking this in a very weird place”

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Andrew: “Who doesn’t like puns now”

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Andrew: “You got got, girl. That’s what happened. You… got… got! Suck it up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t want to tell people what to eat; I don’t want to tell people what to tweet. So… Ooh! You are what you tweet”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s like the Alaska of space… That’s what I’ve always (Yeah) called the moon”

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Luke: “Attica!! Attica!!”

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Luke: “Dagnabit!”

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Luke: “DJ Quick is in the… bleeping, bleeping house… And, DJ Quick is in the… bleeping, bleeping house”

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Luke: “Erik! How do I make… the… MixPre work?”

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Luke: “Hey guys… anyone need any skin… for some Reeboks for Luke?”

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Luke: “I promise you it’s not gonna pay off”

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Luke: “New York City? Get a venue”

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Luke: Saying “If you can’t pronounce ‘Bemidji’… you might be from Bellingham” as Jeff Foxworthy

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Luke: Saying “Oh, Kermie!” as Miss Piggy

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Luke: Saying “Once you take the reins out, you gotta keep the bit in your mouth” in a Southern accent

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Luke: “Tweet… deleted”

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Luke: “What a world!”

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Luke: “Yet another chance for you, the public, to reach out and touch us… your humble hosts”

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Luke: “You mess with the bull… you get the emojis”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Don’t have a lot of rules. Don’t be late… Try not to be overweight… bust your ass, and use common sense’ By the way, that’s also the rules for working on TBTL. Oh, no. Oh, no!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Google ‘Reebok… Club… C… Revenge’… What am, what am I putting into my search engine? Nothing good”

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Luke and Andrew: “You and I both would like it that, that none of the listeners are ever disappointed; and, as we whittle the number of listeners down, the chances the get better… that none–once it’s just Linh Pham… we can work very hard to make sure he’s never disappointed. That’s right. That’s right. And so, that’s, I think, that’s–I think that’s the good news about this. No, but… That’s why it’s a P-1. The ‘P’ stands for ‘Pham’… Oh my gosh”

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Clips From TBTL #2960

Andrew: “Alright, I’m gonna get goofy here for a second”

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Andrew: “Awesome!”

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Andrew: “Didn’t I do that… in a? What did I do?”

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Andrew: “Goddamn… that was terrible”

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Andrew: “Holy crap!”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what the hell I’m talking about. Why am I even starting this sentence?”

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Andrew: “I have some regrets, man”

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Andrew: “I never regret not tweeting something”

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Andrew: “I’m still out there eating the pork”

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Andrew: “If you, if you actually count hamsters, I guess… my first porn name would be Sexy Boots”

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Andrew: Mumbling “Oh, I just had to get you on the show”

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Andrew: “My porn name is Fred Crocker”

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Andrew: “Oh, that sounds like a Luke Burbank dream!”

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Andrew: “Ski-Ba-Bop… Ba-Dop-Bop”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Uh-oh. It’s us again!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke… I’m gonna do this. I don’t want to cause any friction in our relationship. I want the show to be friendly… and fun today; but, I gotta ask… have you cast your ballot yet? It is primary day here in Washington state… Voting is important… Come on, Luke. But, is it?”

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Luke: “Albert Oinkstein…”

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Luke: “God.. damnit! You got me. I’m back in. I am back in”

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Luke: “Honestly, Luke Burbank is a better porn name”

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Luke: “I admire how quickly you went with that wrong answer”

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Luke: “I just live in the biggest liberal bubble; but, I just… think he’s gonna get his… ass kicked in 2020”

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Luke: “I just think he’s gonna get his ass kicked”

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Luke: “I will crawl across broken… fucking glass”

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Luke: “It’s like a primordial ooze of memes”

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Luke: Making some thinking mouth sounds

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Luke: “Now I’m doing it. Now, I’m just describing memes”

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Luke: “Olive… is in it for Olive”

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Luke: Saying “But, is it?” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Hickenlooper? That’s a foot disease I had in the 1800s!” as someone doing an impression of Bernie Sanders

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Luke: Saying “I could care less” with a Southern drawl

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Luke: Saying “I’m the guy from the Liberty Mutual ad. It’s… very up… way too upsetting” in a distorted manner

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Luke: “So, my real life… and the… meme life, online, intersected nicely last night”

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Luke: “You are so on, girl”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll spare you the impression; but, he was like… ‘Hickenlooper? That’s a foot disease I had in the 1800s!’ I don’t think… By the way… I love it; but, I don’t think you know what ‘I’ll spare you the impression’ means”

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Luke and Andrew: “Olive sees her way of life… increasingly shrinking and it… it, it upsets her. No… We have to figure out–how do we reach the disaffected… Olive vote. Right”

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???: Snorting

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