Clips From TBTL #2969

Andrew: “Am I the type of guy who says ‘coyote’? No, I think I’m gonna stick with ‘coyote'”

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Andrew: “Cupping?”

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Andrew: “God, I will not let this show end”

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Andrew: Groaning

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Andrew: “How… did… we… get to the river so quickly?”

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Andrew: “I know that, as a man who is creeped out by snakes, I need to stop Googling, ‘How to catch a snake'”

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Andrew: “I will think about your snake… when I crawl into bed tonight… and, I will think, ‘God! I hope there’s no snakes in the bed'”

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Andrew: “I’m not kidding ya… I… I think I have a real thing with snakes”

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Andrew: “If you want to be of snakes, you gotta listen to me… of snakes”

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Andrew: “It’s the Andrew of snakes. Just say it”

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Andrew: “Like, there are some whiz-bang things that I like”

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Andrew: “Mmm!”

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Andrew: “Mmm! This tastes better”

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Andrew: “Oh wait. Moons aren’t stars… Never mind”

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Andrew: “Oh… God!!”

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Andrew: “This is a very sensitive question that I probably shouldn’t ask”

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Andrew and Luke: “Maybe there will be a moment where I will be staring at the moon, and the snake will also be staring up at the moon; and, no matter how far apart we are… (Yeah) Oh wait. Moons aren’t stars… Never mind”

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Carey Burbank: “Snake’s gonna snake”

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Luke: “And, so, I reached up in there”

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Luke: “Because, I was trying to pull it out”

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Luke: “I definitely did not… nail it”

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Luke: “I definitely did not… nail it… on this one; that’s, that’s for sure”

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Luke: “I thought it was just gonna be derping along there for a while”

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Luke: “I, I keep saying this… and, it’s not interesting to the listeners”

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Luke: “If you got the diapers, I got the time”

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Luke: “It’s Been a Minute with Snake Sanders”

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Luke: “It’s kind of a derpy, little sn–It’s a little turd out there”

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Luke: “Oh my God, I almost lost a finger!”

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Luke: Saying “It probably got mange” in a Chicago accent

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Luke: Saying “Peace of mind! Peace of mind!” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “We believe that he is so tough” in a Chicago accent

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Luke: “She just raw dogs it”

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Luke: Singing “I’m calling out from snake cam! I’m calling out from snake cam’s world”

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Luke: “Well, I’m sorry, Babes. My bad”

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Luke and Andrew: “Somebody needs to get these mother… (Yeah) friggin’ snakes out of this motherfriggin’ Springs?”

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Clips From McMillan Men #2

Andrew: “And she’s, and she’s straight up crazy too!”

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Andrew: “Everything is okay, alright?”

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Andrew: “It only gets better”

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Andrew: “It’s, like, goddamn… visual poetry”

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Andrew: “Oh, no… Here comes Dennis. Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Saying “We get to meet a new character!”

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Andrew: “There’s no sloppiness in the show”

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Andrew: “There’s so many things I could do to… you know… increase my… handsomeness that I am not doing”

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Andrew: “You are John and I am such an Edward… You know that!”

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Leslie Claret: Rim configuration sales pitch

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Luke: “Aww, shit!”

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Luke: “If whatever, like, you know… shadowy US department was… was cock-blocking the blue… notice”

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Luke: Making a chef’s kiss sound

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Luke: “That is just… chef’s kiss”

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