Clips From TBTL #2983

Andrew: “I can’t believe I’m at this stage of my life… I feel like such a dork”

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Andrew: “I got some… nasty-ass cables there that I’ll probably never use; but, just cuz I love the idea that they existed”

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Andrew: “I guess that’s not literal”

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Andrew: “I have a quick question for you and… it’s gonna really betray my ignorance; but, what the hell are you gonna do at this point?”

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Andrew: “I mean, I, I feel like I can still smell bullshit… when it arises in pop culture still”

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Andrew: “Like, what good comes of this?”

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Andrew: “Little horn dogs”

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Andrew: “No. I don’t have sweat pants”

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Andrew: Saying “Oops. Sorry” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Slob girl summer over here”

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Andrew: “Sometimes it just doesn’t perform. And, you have to jiggle it around to make it work”

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Andrew: “That’s what I’m saying. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Who posters the Post Malones?”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Yeah; but, I open up my mouth and talk for ten hours a week”

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Luke: “Although, everything… seems to come back to Def Leppard today… But, it’s just… simple fact: Love Bites. I’m sorry; but…”

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Luke: “And then, you have Amazon… just, kind of, like… you know… farting out copies of the book; and, being, like, ‘Oh, our B'”

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Luke: “Capman’s World”

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Luke: “He’s the Walsh of Wuhl Street”

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Luke: “I am forty-three and I know it”

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Luke: “I am Luke Burbank, first of my name. Non-recognizer of non-disclosure agreements”

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Luke: “I didn’t land on this text chain; this text chain landed on me”

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Luke: “I sensed a disturbance in the force”

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Luke: “I’ve been doing this a lot lately and I’ve been wrong most of the time; but”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mom and pop toilet paper shop”

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Luke: “Old man tries to read what’s written on cloud”

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Luke: “The Walsh of Wuhl Street has done it again”

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Luke: “Yeah… I get it… I get it. I mean, you look like shit but you feel good; and, that’s the point”

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Clips From TBTL #2982

Andrew: “Anyway. Just keep digging, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Aw, dang it, Walsh. You’re an idiot”

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Andrew: “By the way, I want to make one thing clear here… Get a clue!!”

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Andrew: “Cock-a-doodle-doo”

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Andrew: “Everybody fucking loves him”

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Andrew: “Fuck it”

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Andrew: “Get a clue!!”

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Andrew: “I’m acting like we’re a couple of ‘Shut up, little man!’-style roommates”

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Andrew: “It would be nice if we had a cat that we could take to the vet. Theo does… kind of destroys vets”

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Andrew: “Meow-meow!”

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Andrew: “My brain has arranged everything that I need”

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Andrew: “Never mind. I just… screwed myself up. I don’t know what I’m talking about anymore”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Got a lot to do!”

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Andrew: “Please… save me”

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Andrew: “The Wuhliest Wuhlster you can imagine!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! This is gonna be the most Andrew thing ever; so, just, like, feel free to interrupt if you want to take this in a different direction”

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Andrew and Luke: “Golf is like the original ASMR for middle-aged men, right? (Yes!)”

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Luke: “DJ Andrew Walsh!”

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Luke: “Draw something resembling anything!!”

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Luke: “Football’s back! The… crack of the ball, the taste of the helmet”

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Luke: “He’s been, he’s… huffing his own farts a little bit”

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Luke: “He’s just your typical cheese dick”

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Luke: “I didn’t know you were a Renn-head”

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Luke: “Look at this… cutie… cutie, wittle catty”

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Luke: “Oh, God. I knew this would happen!”

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Luke: Singing an audio button

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Luke: “The Wuhl of Wuhl Stree…?”

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Luke: Whispering “Everybody knows where you live!”

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Luke: “You put that Burbs to sleep”

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Luke and Andrew: “Munch…hausen! (I could not believe you just told that joke) I’m sorry. What’s that? Did the line go dead?”

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