Clips From TBTL #2998

Andrew: “And, you try to mingle… cuz, you’re single”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “Break Off the Knob… Brought to you by the Break Off the Knob and Lock It In Foundation”

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Andrew: “But, by saying that… by saying those words, I am jinxing the hell out of it!”

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Andrew: “But, I’m not finding any goddamn follow-ups! Journalists: do your job! Get a follow-up interview! Start with… ‘What the hell, Terrance!? What’s going on? Explain this again'”

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Andrew: “But, something’s broken in his brain, right?”

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Andrew: “Can Do Andrew”

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Andrew: “I am feeling weird, man”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t think of the word, ‘bowl'”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I wore steel-toed boots; I was an idiot”

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Andrew: “I really don’t know… what… state… borders my state!”

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Andrew: Imitating the “Uh-oh!” drop

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Andrew: Making whooshing sounds

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Andrew: “My little, bubbly heart was racing so fast and there was so much adrenaline going through me”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah… Illinois. Indiana… Illinois. Indiana. My mother. My sister. My mother. My sister. Illinois! Indiana!”

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Andrew: “This isn’t an interesting story; but, I couldn’t think of the word, ‘bowl'”

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Andrew: “What… the… hell?”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Goddamnit! You wanna get me into award ceremonies? More of this! (Yeah, more of…)”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Hey, what was it like working with Will Smith in ‘Kung Fu Panda 2’?”

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Luke: “I pretended to be… angry”

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Luke: “I would say, I think it’s… probably door number two?”

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Luke: “I’m just here in a little studio”

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Luke: “I’m Terry Gross… it’s time to get the lead out”

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Luke: “Is my mind exploding?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lord willing… and the Iranian airspace don’t… stop us”

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Luke: Making a series of funny, food too hot sounds

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Luke: “No one new has joined the call!!”

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Luke: “Our, our goofiest, slappiest shows are ones that people tend to remember and enjoy”

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Luke: “Please like me”

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Luke: Saying “Does this sound like a musical Stu-bot?” in a sing-songy, robotic manner

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Luke: Singing “Lowered expectations”

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Luke: Singing “Operator… could you help me evangelize this brand”

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Luke: Singing “Sade!”

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Luke: Singing “Who put the ‘R’ in the ‘Shar-day’ [ph]

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Luke: “Such a dick move!”

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Luke: “There was a moment of true bizarreness”

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Luke: “You gotta be flipping kidding me, bro!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you wanna do a loose fifteen or tight ten? Let’s do a loose fifteen”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m quilting all my food now… it’s a new thing… (Uh-huh) trying”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh (Anyway)… the talk is getting hot… right here on a Fri-yay!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have the boldness of a much younger Andrew. Yeah!”

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Clips From TBTL #2997

Andrew: “And, I wish… everyone… after they graduate… much… love and hap…piness”

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Andrew: “Because, we did hinge a lot of plans on this shit”

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Andrew: “Chris Hayes 537”

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Andrew: “Did you find out who’s a good dog? Who’s a good dog? Who’s a good dog!?”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke!”

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Andrew: “He decided he was going to win the penis game”

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Andrew: “Here, let me clear the air on something here”

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Andrew: “I have a web-sty on my left eye”

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Andrew: “I think dogs should be cuddled… and not shown”

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Andrew: “I’m an insecure, small… petty… little, snot of a man”

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Andrew: “I’m an insecure, small… petty… little, snot of a man… is what I think everybody is saying right now… But, this small, petty, insecure, snot of a man. I know that you’re not saying anything so that can be pulled; but, whatever… so that, those words can be used against me in the future”

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Andrew: “Penis”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s my Blursday!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing a series of notes and “And a womb with a view”

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Andrew: “This small, petty, insecure, snot of a man”

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Andrew: “While we’re talking about… phalluses here… they used to play something called ‘the penis game'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you call somebody, like, fifty-six, (No) like an elderly person? I don’t. Not to their face (I don’t…)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have built walls around me; because, I’ve been duped so many times (Yeah) on this show. Which, is why I don’t believe anything”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? Lemme, lemme do some… some poking around. (Sleuthing?) Yeah, let me do some sleuthing. I wish I said ‘sleuthing’ and not ‘poking around’ during a penis story”

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Luke: “Boom-boom”

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Luke: “Chris Hayes’s office”

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Luke: “Fall is… fall is falling, all around”

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Luke: “Hawthorne 537”

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Luke: “It’s like: two not great tastes that taste not great together”

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Luke: “NBD”

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Luke: Singing “And, we don’t care about the yarn folk… Talking about their crochet… And, we don’t care about the…”

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Luke: Singing “Hey, sole Ten”

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Luke: “Their wish is my command”

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Luke: “Wait… What!? Hunh”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I love Ginger Snap! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What I realize in watching this is that I think I really like marching band music… This is what convinced you [that] you like marching band music?”

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