Clips From TBTL #3011: Part Two

Gus: Singing a song about Oops the Dirty Monster

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Listener: “Hey, Time Bandits… you’re listening to TBTL… from the past…  Shit just got real!”

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Luke: “Brown sugar-covered log”

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Luke: “Doesn’t sound like the Sally I’ve come to know”

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Luke: “Head to Bartell’s for some Squirt”

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Luke: “Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here”

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Luke: “Recocogy [ph]

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Luke: “Recoculous… Ecology”

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Luke: “Sally sounds like she takes this stuff… seriously down by the sea shore!”

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Luke: Singing “Recology”

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Luke: “Someone’s gonna be in some real trubs!”

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Luke: “Squirt craving”

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Luke: “Two different flavors of Squirt”

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Luke: “When we podcast, people listen”

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Luke: “You have dragged me, and the listeners, into this world”

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Luke and Andrew: “Gus, I need you to write a song about a man crapping in an alley, though… now. No. Gus, (It would really bring it all together) Gus, Gus! Don’t–don’t… Jesus… Don’t do that to Gus”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t wanna know what’s happening when the spaghetti and the Squirt collide in your stomach. (Oh, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ohhh, you’re pregnant. We haven’t had sex. Cool, cool, cool (Cool, cool, cool)”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Please remove your hat, Andrew. Oh, I’m sorry” while Taps is being played

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Luke and Andrew: “You’d Squirt Ruby Red… (Mmm-hmm) in a minute”

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Clips From TBTL #3011: Part One

Andrew: “Aah, shoot!”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!!”

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Andrew: “Golden Dumpster Award”

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Andrew: “I just had a… very strong… Squirt craving”

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Andrew: “I just wanna go across the street and get some of those Squirt bottles”

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Andrew: “I was all pouty”

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Andrew: “I’m a Broadcast man”

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Andrew: “I’m drinking Squirt here”

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Andrew: “I’m not, like… going to the store and getting Squirt a lot”

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Andrew: “Is my… thing up?”

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Andrew: “Little guys are harder and harder to find; and, it’s driving me crazy!”

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Andrew: “Make sure you get that Roosevelt one”

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Andrew: “N-word, please”

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Andrew: “Nay, nay, nay”

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Andrew: “Oh, gosh”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot!”

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Andrew: “Part of it squirted out”

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Andrew: “Ruby Red Squirt”

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Andrew: “Sally pissed. Shelly pissed. Andy pissed”

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Andrew: “Seeing a glob of this sauce on my gross-ass bare foot”

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Andrew: Singing “Dream”

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Andrew: “Six o’clock is the cutoff, my ass”

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Andrew: “Squirt McGirt”

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Andrew: “Squirt parking lot”

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Andrew: “The Squirt that I’m drinking right here is red color”

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Andrew: “This is delicious”

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Andrew: “This is how… psycho I am”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What if I Kermit the Frog it?”

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Andrew: “You know, I was thinking about the Stu-bot yesterday”

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Andrew: “You’re surrounded by broken clocks”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I get you a Squirt? Oh, do you have any left? I do have a whole bottle of the yellow stuff!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you know that’s my mating call? It’s really disturbing. Every time you play that… Yeah… Andrews all over (Uh-huh. Sure) the place, their ears perk up… Right”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think ‘squirt’ is the word that you’re looking for there, (I believe, ‘Squirt McGirt’) by the way”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sally pissed. Shelly pissed. Andy pissed… I just had to leave that in the clear”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, that is me trying to talk through a burp; because, the Squirt (Sure) is working on me (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Squirt it out. Squirt it out… It’s all you do. Just squirt it out. Just squirt it out”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a bunch of good ones, (‘kay) couple of great ones, and one… amazing one. Wow!”

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