Clips From TBTL #3097

Andrew: “And, that’s why they call Houston, ‘The Murder City'”

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Andrew: “Heads up. This is happening. I’m your garbage boy. Don’t worry about it”

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Andrew: “I can feel… the confusion on your face… on the listener’s faces. Everybody’s thinking, ‘We’ve been waiting for Blursdays'”

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Andrew: “I can’t even figure out my power in”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m bringing race into this”

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Andrew: “I don’t want the garbage people to think we’re garbage people”

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Andrew: “I have a lot of… good names”

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Andrew: “I have one word for you; and, it’s an important word… Ladybugs… Where’s the bell?”

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Andrew: “I saw them once on accident”

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Andrew: “I would like to be the breaker of chains”

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Andrew: Imitating the sound of a power drill

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Andrew: “My garbage story is kind of garbage”

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Andrew: “My head almost exploded”

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Andrew: “Roger Daintyfield?”

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Andrew: “This is happening. I’m your garbage boy”

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Andrew: “This is such a goddamn boring story!”

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Andrew: “This our’s! You… back there!”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mister Burbank… are you sure you want to represent yourself? We do not advise it in this court of… We have retained… the legal services of Roger Daintyfield, Esquire”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Night parking. Deserves a parking spot”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is what it’s like to be me; I get anxious (Okay) about everything”

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Gus: “Weird thinking process”

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Luke: “All with the help of this guy: the longest running co-bro of the show, known for his drawings of tall sheeps, their grace… Tall sheeps… I’d be great… if… this whole time, your specialty was actually very tall sheep”

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Luke: “Boppin’ around on my phone”

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Luke: “I don’t need sound effects to be boring on this show. I can do that… all on my own”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: Singing “There’s a hole in the ocean where they’re dragging Michelle Obama”

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Luke: “The airport!”

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Luke: “The Roger Daintyfield Act of 2020”

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Luke: “Uncheck the things… that are unchecked”

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Luke: “What the actual?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is the definition of fungible… What is the definition of fungible? I’m not sure”

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Clips From TBTL #3096

Andrew: “And then, it’s gonna get picked up; and then, we’re gonna go big!”

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Andrew: “Are you a Storm player? You’re somebody. I know you’re somebody”

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Andrew: “Because, we are two people who should not be talking about rappers and rapping in 2020”

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Andrew: “But, it really makes me wonder if smoking crack would make me more productive… and, possible more creative”

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Andrew: “Here’s a baseball bat, young man”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I thought K was gonna kill us!”

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Andrew: “I’ve done it before. I’ve done sketchy things”

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Andrew: “Just curious, what are you working on there, bud?”

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Andrew: Making K sounds

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Andrew: “So many shows; I’m just kinda sucking ’em all in”

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Andrew: “This is my house! What have I done!!?”

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Andrew: “We identify this… the ha-has”

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Andrew: “Work harder, bozo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think God could make a Google burrito… that he would understand. So complicated!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m just pulling this raw right off (Good) of Slack here (Whoa!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You alive inside!! But, not… outside; because, you dead!”

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Luke: “Cuz, I was just gonna take a big dump on Fred Durst”

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Luke: “I don’t know what the heck I did. It was not good; that’s for damn sure”

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Luke: “I wanna know who people are in the world”

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Luke: Imitating a music box

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Luke: “My whip, Dog. There’s my whip, Dog”

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Luke: “One of the many things that has been lost… in my brain, which is bad”

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Luke: “Power in”

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Luke: Singing “Follow me, everything is alright. I’ll be the one to tuck you in at night”

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Luke: Whistling “Sweet Georgia Brown”

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Luke: Whistling “Sweet Georgia Brown” while Andrew was talking

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Luke: “You know, you bring Fred Durst up, I think about Limp Bizkit, I think about… doing it all for the nookie, the nookie, so you can take that cookie”

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Clips From TBTL #3095

Andrew: “He probably does wanna kill us most of the time”

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Andrew: “How many leaves does it take to get to the center of an arti…choke?”

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Andrew: “I don’t recall that one… coming back to hurt me later. I… it might have. I don’t, I mean… she… I don’t, I don’t keep… I don’t keep captain’s logs”

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Andrew: “I felt like such a wuss!”

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Andrew: “I hate… being a mess”

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Andrew: “I just wanted some wings!”

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Andrew: “I know!!”

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Andrew: “I would put suicide as the most extreme, I would think, more than homicide. I don’t know why!”

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Andrew: “I would put suicide as the most extreme, I would think, more than homicide. I don’t know why! But, now, I’m just comparing homicide and suicide; which is, again, something I didn’t want to do on the show today”

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Andrew: “I’m constantly sampling new stuff”

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Andrew: “If you bring it up and you trap me, Luke; that’s on you”

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Andrew: “It always feels like I’m a… greasy oinker”

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Andrew: “It happened. It happened. It’s going to happen in June”

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Andrew: “It was all on the up-and-up”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of eating insanely hot chicken wings

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of eating insanely hot chicken wings #2

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Andrew: “My sensibilities have changed a lot!”

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Andrew: “Now, with less TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Now… with less TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Pitching a terrible idea of turning TBTL into a podcast where they stuff in an hour of the Dan La Batard show with some TBTL-y stuff at the beginning and end

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Andrew: “So… I learned my lesson… I don’t order them anymore”

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Andrew: “Thank you kindly, ma’am”

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Andrew: “That sounds delicious”

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Andrew: “We have the meats!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it doesn’t ever feel pleasurable to me. It always feels like I’m a… greasy oinker”

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Andrew: “You know what? I’m gonna say it… Canceled… Jackson Browne is canceled”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I do it, I don’t want you to know; and, I don’t want the listeners to know. And, (Really?) I apologize to you and the listeners”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shave it, man. It’s… (Yeah) it’s the Devil’s now… Shave it. Yeah”

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Luke: “Black coffee… Like a man! Thank you very much. I’ll take that”

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Luke: “Does that check out, does story check out… in your brain, Burbs?”

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Luke: “Holy… S!”

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Luke: “I just [sic] made me feel like a total piece of shit”

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Luke: “I just wanna… drag Jackson Browne all over the Internet”

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Luke: “I’m not like other guys, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s them against me”

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Luke: “Nub of chicken meat”

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Luke: “People wanna eat something that tastes good. What about something that burns your booty?”

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Luke: “Professor Pain-in-da-Ass’s Anal Angst… Butt Blazing Hot Sauce”

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Luke: Saying “Uhh! My butt hurts… my butt parts hurt real bad!” as Napoleon Dynamite

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “TBTL… now with less TBTL but more public radio-ier!”

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Luke: “That… voice is… deeply troubling to me”

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Luke: “We have lost our damn minds around here”

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Luke: “What… the actual”

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Luke: “Whoa!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Flipping Andrew’s terrible idea around by starting TBTL off with the Dan La Batard show, have some TBTL material in the middle and sports talk radio to close out the show

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Luke and Andrew: “These all involve butt stuff. Why!?”

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Luke and Andrew: This was involuntary tongue slaughter. Right!”

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