Andrew: “Age of Lower Back Pain”
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Andrew: “Bad boy, bad boy. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… Bad boy, bad boy” (Edited)
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Andrew: “Boy… I shoulda been a poet”
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Andrew: “But, I swear to God. This is not a spoof, Luke… This is the truth”
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Andrew: “Don’t… praise… the machine!”
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Andrew: “I can’t hold two ideas in my head at the same time”
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Andrew: “I mean, sadly, parts of our culture are gonna end up, like… detritus left… by an iceberg as it, kind of, plowed through our society”
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Andrew: “I mean, sadly, parts of our culture are gonna end up, like… detritus left… by an iceberg as it, kind of, plowed through our society. Boy… I shoulda been a poet”
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Andrew: “I sent you photos of a rash”
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Andrew: “I’ll sleep well that night”
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Andrew: “I’m a bit of a bed-wetter; so, you’re gonna want to bring an umbrella”
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Andrew: “If I ever write a takedown piece of his… a takedown piece about him, I’m gonna call it ‘The Plotz Against America'”
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Andrew: “Now, I get the meme!”
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Andrew: “Oh, I’m a funny guy!”
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Andrew: Saying “Time to scram, Scoob!” as Shaggy
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Andrew: “She’s a professional. She sees this stuff all the time”
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Andrew: “Ten years from now, I might be cuddling with one of these”
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Andrew: “Welcome to my world”
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Andrew: “What are we… doing with our lives!?”
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Andrew: “Wow! There’s, there’s a lot”
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Andrew: “You know what is amazing to me? How… dumb I am”
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Andrew: “You really need a dog, man”
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Andrew and Luke: “Bad boy, bad boy. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… (Oh, in the background?) Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… Bad boy, bad boy”
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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Bad boy… bad boy… Boys will be boys. Bad boy… bad boy”
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Luke: “Am I pretty, Mama? Am I pretty now?”
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Luke: “I’m sure we’ve got some… some Down-heads out there. What, are you, are you guys System-heads? Are you Down-heads? Are you Serj-heads?”
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Luke: Singing “Boys will be boys. Boy bye… boy bye”
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Luke: Singing “Wake up! Something, something, put away your makeup!”
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Luke: Singing “Wake up! X Æ A-12, makeup!”
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Luke: Singing “Wake up! X Æ A-12, makeup!” #2
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Luke: “We couldn’t be the ‘bad boy of public radio’ without you”
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Luke: “When I lie on national TV, I like it to be intentional”
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Luke: “You have an… innate sense for that kind of catty drama”
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Luke and Andrew: “Bad, bad, bad, bad boys. They make me feel so good (I think it’s ‘boys,’ yeah) Boys… boys will be boys. Bad boys, bad boys (Boys will be boys)”
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Luke and Andrew: “We’re not gonna do our normal make-out session before bed… Hmm”
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