October 17, 2020 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “I’m not very happy with myself right now. I’m not very happy with myself, at all, right now, Luke. Because, I think the car commercial uses the original version… And, I’ve been stamping around the house… yelling at the TV every time this thing comes on; saying, ‘Well, use the original. Why would you make it worse, which isn’t worse!'”

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Andrew: “It’s a safe, unlistenable space”

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Andrew: Making a bullet ricocheting sound

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Andrew: “Our priorities are screwed”

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Andrew: “Police just say shit”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Thank you. These… are… facts!”

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Andrew: “The Minecraft… strip is my playground, bro”

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Andrew: “Working blue!”

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Andrew: “Wow, this is an interesting… approach”

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Luke: “Ah, toi-toi-toi”

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Luke: “Because, I was… loud wrong!”

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Luke: “Being a real B-jerk”

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Luke: “Call the zookeeper!”

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Luke: “For those of you who don’t know or don’t care”

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Luke: “I empathize deeply with the drug smuggler”

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Luke: “I’m comfortable inside my own body; and, my energy is… I’m uncomfortable inside of Kurt Vile’s body”

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Luke: “Nope! Wrong!”

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Luke: Saying “COVID” as Moira Rose

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Luke: Saying “COVID” as Moira Rose #2

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Luke: Saying “Genre” as Alex Trebek

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Luke: “She’s my Vega gal”

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Luke: “Thirsty much, law enforcement?”

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Luke: “To our boy Stu! Nobody will give you… the thoughts of my boy Stu!”

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Luke: “Toi-toi-toi”

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Luke: “Wareham? I hardly knew ’em!”

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Luke: “You know what? I wasn’t doing that last night… Why, Andrew? Because of meditation”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, this is me talking… on Friday (This is real-time now)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have a great weekend, stay safe… Go Vikings, go Brungles… Go eat a bray-gle… And, please remember: No mountain too tall… And, good luck to brall”

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Luke and Andrew: “Isn’t that also where Intercourse is? Intercourse, Pennsylvania, (That rings a bell, yeah) I believe is the place… I… I was there once; but, it was just… quick in and out… Well, look at you… on a Friday! Working blue! You love to see it”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the opening to “Tom’s Diner” and Andrew saying “Oh, that’s Enigma”

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Andrew: “But, yesterday, I was feeling a little… a little frisky”

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Andrew: “Don’t krill the messenger”

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Andrew: “Finland and… Norway, same place, I think”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Your Highness”

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Andrew: “His mate brought him a pilla [ph]“

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Andrew: “His meat [ph] brought him a pilla [ph]“

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Andrew: “I had to send him a boar!”

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Andrew: “I never asked to be born!”

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Andrew: “I think it’s called, ‘Krills on the Side'”

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Andrew: “I was feeling frisky in a text conversation with my dad”

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Andrew: “I will be joining you… consider it a little road trip, next week, for two or three shows, I will be joining you… from… the living room of the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington”

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Andrew: “It belongs in a museum!”

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Andrew: “It wasn’t the type of thing I needed to say out loud; but… I dunno what the hell was Twitter for anyway”

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Andrew: “It… smelled… so good outside”

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Andrew: “Let’s dial that back a little bit and think about what words mean, Andrew”

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Andrew: “No, I don’t know. I just wanna say, ‘krill,’ again. I… am being stupid”

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Andrew: “Oh, I thought you said we were platonic. No, planktonic! Sorry, it’s too late. I’m already married to another krill”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Fresh mask day! Can’t wait to snuggle into that thing”

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “I found my Krill”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think (You all…) I can deal with a pubescent Burbank”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think (You all…) I can deal with a pubescent Burbank… You don’t get anything about me, Andrew! I never asked to be born!”

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Luke: “Because, if a little bit is good… too much is probably even better… That’s also… on my family crest”

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Luke: “Good for him”

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Luke: “I would be wearing a mask… over… the situation”

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Luke: “It did though! If we can, again… focus on the important person of the story: me”

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Luke: “It’s a done dead deal”

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Luke: “Krill Interrupted”