Andrew: “And, that’s the day I became a man”
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Andrew: Drawn out “Thank you”
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Andrew: Grunting as Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor
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Andrew: “I dunno why this was the day the dam broke”
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Andrew: “I’m done! I’m done!”
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Andrew: “I’m mad as hell and I can’t take it anymore!”
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Andrew: “I’m trying to say ‘Hello’ to dogs with my eyes, (Mmm-hmm) in this way that does not make me sane”
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Andrew: “It’s so weird! It’s just so weird”
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Andrew: “Little draggin’ today… Not a dragon”
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Andrew: “Okay. These guys are really just… leaning into the grossness”
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Andrew: Saying “I was trying to go to a bad site during work” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Saying “Ohh!” in a cute, funny manner
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Andrew: “So, they watched you do it. It wasn’t like they were yelling because their balls went mysteriously missing”
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Andrew: “These are… boring-ass questions”
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Andrew: “What are you little monsters doing?”
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Andrew: “What’s going on with this… crazy person?”
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Andrew: “Who gives a shit, I guess”
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Andrew: “Why do you sound like Droopy Dog?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew went to Parlor.com instead of Parler.com
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m trying to say ‘Hello’ to dogs with my eyes, (Mmm-hmm) in this way that does not make me sane”
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Luke: “Hey there!”
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Luke: “I think what we can… all agree on, is that I am… extremely good… at making marriages work”
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Luke: “I’m gonna have to fully invent a child… so I can buy these butt wipes; which, now, a baby will be deprived of”
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Luke: “I’m in the… like, a bubble of liberal elitism”
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Luke: “I’m not handling this well”
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Luke: “Luke Burbank… is crushing it… at staying married”
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Luke: “Save it for the No Point, Burbs”
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Luke: “Sleepless nights, huh?”
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Luke: “That hot, hot Tesh cont”
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Luke: “That’s a chaos that your muppet cannot handle”
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Luke and Andrew: “Hot, hot Tesh cont is not good… Lemme blow past that”
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