Day: November 18, 2020

Andrew: “And, I don’t know if USB-C can convert to HDMI; and, that is the coolest sentence I’ve ever said!”

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Andrew: “And, sure as shit, man”

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Andrew: “Cornering you on the xenophobia”

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Andrew: “Digi-tahl [ph]“

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Andrew: “Digi-tahl! [ph] Digi-tahl? Future… Digi-tahl”

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Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll ding it”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say something… a little controversial here at the beginning of the show, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Is this cable talk?”

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Andrew: “The ‘X’ in Xfinity is for ‘xeonphobia'”

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Andrew: “This isn’t my first Xfinity rodeo, you know”

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Andrew: “What is with you, Walsh?”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s just, like, so long and… (Mmm-hmm) forever taking!”

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Luke: “Also, I’ve lost a lot of blood this morning; so… I dunno where this is gonna go”

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Luke: “Because of their extreme… squareness”

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Luke: “Cornering Luke on the xenophobia?”

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Luke: “Couch”

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Luke: “Give me the Gould. I want the Gould. Give me the Gould”

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Luke: “I love it when you do it right therr, right therr [ph]“

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Luke: “I swangled by”

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Luke: “Nope… Fifteen dollar set of Cuisinart knives is plenty sharp for Burbs”

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Luke: Saying “I was born in this” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Scar-Crow”

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Luke: “This is what happens, everybody. This is real. This is the sausage”

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Luke: “Those are all the Goulds I got”

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Luke: “What kind of, what kind of cable vibrations are you getting?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, would you consider this premiocre? Oh, on a good day”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m the reason! (I’m paying for your sins, you son of a gun!)”

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Andrew: “Boy, so many professors I don’t like!”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I found myself in a bit of a pickle here”

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Andrew: “Have you been… slightly insulted by somebody walking the wrong way in a one-way grocery store aisle? Call me, Andrew, at the offices Walsh, Walsh and Doormat… We are… We practice petty law”

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Andrew: “I do things! I do things!”

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Andrew: “I have never even considered the fact that Ch… be written in… anything other than in all caps, right?”

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Andrew: “I mean, that can break someone!”

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Andrew: “I’m a fish now”

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Andrew: “I’m often carefully slicing tubed meats lengthwise these days”

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Andrew: “Just a blackhole of interestingness”

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Andrew: “Just got a Chunt pick”

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Andrew: “Putting ‘Hugh’ between two Ws is though”

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Andrew: “You wouldn’t have a pot to soup in”

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Luke: “But, today, I think I’m, I’m in the zone, everwody; [sic] and, we are… Everywody? There’s an irony to saying ‘I’m in the zone, everywody’… that is not lost on me”

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Luke: “I don’t have any Chunt pictures, thankfully, in there”

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Luke: “I feel real radio-ish… here; because, I’m standing”

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Luke: “Lower case ‘chunt’ feels… dirty”

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Luke: “SailingScuttlebutt.com”

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Luke: Saying “Why do you make chicken soup without the chicken…” as Jiminy Glick

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Luke and Andrew: “Louis! Louis!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you like me to set up a Wikipedia page… (I’d like to see you try) for you? I mean, you’ll have to log into your fantasy football app first… Let’s start with that”

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