Day: November 22, 2020

Andrew: “Check that ‘stache!”

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Andrew: “Cry my way through this shit”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if this… is triggering or if I’m a… snowflake here”

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Andrew: “I need you to make me laugh!”

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Andrew: “It’s a real dark show today”

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Andrew: “My brain broke”

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Andrew: “No! Either wear a mask or don’t! But, don’t wear a mask of your own face; because, it’s making me very uncomfortable!”

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Andrew: “Now, I have a feeling that this is gonna lead us into a… bad place”

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song, Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: “Screw you, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Sorry, lost my words there for a second. I had what I call a ‘Theo moment’… My brain broke”

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Andrew: “Thanks! I hate it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lord, (Yeah!) if, if I should eat today, please let food show up like mana from Heaven; and, it showed up! (Let an onion bloom in the desert) Right! The burning Bloomin’ Onion”

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Luke: “And, I’m a pretty shady person”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for saying that “Rose City” is a valid way to reference Portland, Oregon

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Luke: “I like… my derpy face being… hidden away from… the world”

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Luke: “I’d like to formally retract my shame that I expressed yesterday”

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Luke: “I’m… more than happy to pass the baton of sadness… my friend”

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Luke: “My brain did what it usually does; which is, it made excuses”

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Luke: “We’re flying in hot for this hottie”

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Luke: “Who thought my divorce was gonna be the least sad news this week?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, where do babies come from? Mall 205, oddly enough”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dick-skinners? (Beep!)”

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Andrew: “And, so, I’ve… got a combination of drool and cat hair… all over myself”

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Andrew: “Bryan is a flat circle”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I have no beef with Traverse City”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I can answer this question… And, I don’t wanna be super heavy about it”

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Andrew: “I think he’s having a bad brain day”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna kill this guy”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying the word; because, it’ll come back to haunt me. You’ve… really gotten in my head there”

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Andrew: “It’s pronounced, ‘Dee-chela’ [ph]“

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Andrew: “Lumen… Lu-men… Illumen… Illuminati… Keep an eye out, people”

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Andrew: “My first job was in Concord, New Hampshire; but, it was close to Boston. So, I’d go down there all the time… I had a lady there”

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Andrew: “Oh, how 2020 can it get?”

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Andrew: “She’s a happy, funky, spunky, turkey of a teen”

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Andrew: “Snarky McFarty”

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Andrew: “That’s his only dream?”

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Andrew: “The Burbank and the Pea Syndrome”

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Andrew: “We broke you with this segment”

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Andrew: “What a horn-ball Tina is”

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Andrew: “Wiki-pity-a”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am firing things and, and running a board, and doing various things. It’s not… (It’s a very physical job) Yeah, it’s… Alright. Alright… Snarky McFarty”

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Luke: “I am falling apart here!”

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Luke: “I got a call from the Couch guy”

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Luke: “My Couch is gonna be here… any… moment”

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Luke: Singing “Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got a call… from the couch guy… (Mmm-hmm!) Not the Couch guy… the couch guy (That’s Couch Street you’re referring) Yes, that’s right (You’re referring to Couch Street; which is also in Portland) Yes”

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