Day: December 2, 2020

Andrew: “Bug up my butt”

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Andrew: “Burbank”

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Andrew: “Eyes over here, sir!”

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Andrew: “How did I get here?”

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Andrew: “I am literally a charity case, yes”

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Andrew: “I am wearing something that is so ridiculous right now and I can’t let Genevieve see it; cuz, she’s gonna get mad at me”

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Andrew: “I got you in trouble, didn’t I?”

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Andrew: “My printer, my brother, my printer, my brother”

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Andrew: “There’s no reason why you should remember them; because, they… make no sense… and they’re ridiculous”

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Andrew: “They’re doing something funky with the cheese here; and, I’m not into it”

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Andrew and Luke: “They remembered the thanks… But, they forgot to… give… the customers (Yes!) their food”

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Luke: “And, if I’m carrying something? Forget it… It’s too much”

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Luke: “Burbank? Burbank? Anybody? Burbank?”

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Luke: “I know they’re trying to, like, keep it fun and flirty. Wait. That’s the exact opposite of what you should be doing at work”

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Luke: “I’m ride or die for Ryder”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Singing “Lean to me”

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Luke: Singing “Lean towards Bob”

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Luke: Talking like Norm McDonald and Regis Philbin

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Luke: “The pocket is tiny, the shorts are not. Don’t worry Portland… Fully covered”

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Luke: “They’re doing something funky with the cheese here; and, I’m not into it”

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Luke: “This is fob… fob-scrimination”

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Luke: “To get to the universal, you have to go through the personal”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do I say that I lost my fob? But, then, I bet they would deactivate it, right? Oh, yeah. They will… They will. I hate Thomas… I hate Thomas (Welcome) so much”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m leasing a car… (Mmm-hmm) and I’m renting an apartment… (Mmm-hmm) And, I’m loving it, Jerry!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke making up possible choices for a harassment training question

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Luke and Andrew: “No, shit, Thomas!! Yeah. There. The name came out”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, pro-tip… if you’re out there… I also hate it when people say, ‘pro-tip’. Me too. I wish I hadn’t done that”

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Andrew: “I don’t remember talking about it; but, I don’t remember a lot of things”

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Andrew: “I have not had meat-based sausage yet”

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Andrew: “I’m at your feet, master. Teach me”

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Andrew: “Left, Left and Center Left”

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Andrew: Saying “Uh… Hello, assistant coach Torres? Good to see you in the Blockbuster” as teenage Luke

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Andrew: “Underestimate me… That’ll be fun”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna… you know, grow stronger in the broken places, I’m sure”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have not had meat-based sausage yet… It seems doable; especially, (Plant-based) if it’s ground up. What did I say: meat-based? Oh, I’ve had some meat-based (Yeah) sausage… Yeah. Do you any meat-based sausage?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I’ve had some meat-based (Yeah) sausage”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no! Oh, no. I just remembered how this conversation started. Yesterday morning. Good. That makes one of us”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re absolutely right; and, now, I’m a little bummed. And… we were having (Yeah) just a nice morning; and, now, I’m depressed… Gonna start smoking”

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Luke: “Here we are… face to face… a couple-a shitty spoons”

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Luke: “Here we are… face to face… a couple-a shitty spoons” (Shortened)

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Luke: “I could be totally wrong. I often am”

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Luke: “Just as the… fog is lifting; which means, it’s jog o’clock somewhere”

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Luke: “Randy!!”

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Luke: Singing “Cha-cha-cha-chia!”

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Luke: Singing “Fly by night”

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Luke: “Underestimation domination”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks, Andrew (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought Luke was going to play a drop that Andrew asked not to be pulled or played on today’s show and getting mentioned

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Luke and Andrew: “I had it at my house in LA when I divorced… that time! And, yes, Andrew… I’ve gotta be specific about which divorces (Mmm-hmm) I’m referring to”

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Luke and Andrew: “Randy, you’re getting a sister! (Oh my God… Oh my God!)”

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