Clips From TBTL #3317

Andrew: “Does Nike have a logo?”

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Andrew: “Eww, Luke-id!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t start there. I just ended there”

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Andrew: “I wanna make one thing clear. Not to neg you at the top of the show; but… nobody passed away on the show yesterday”

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Andrew: “Marissa, this is for you!”

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Andrew: “Mission: Shit-possible”

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Andrew: “Take that mask off. Let me see that baby face”

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Andrew: “The crabby one!? Am I crabby?”

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Andrew: “Thighs Wide Shut”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’d make a terrible gaffer, wouldn’t you? Uh, the worst! The worst!”

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Luke: “By the way, there’s definitely a porno called ‘Strop Gun'”

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Luke: “Can I break in on what is a… a really positive thing to tell you about something that’s negative that made me feel positive?”

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Luke: “Chanooka! [ph]

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Luke: “Cleveland, this is for you!”

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Luke: “Did you do even one Hollywood butt-lift class?”

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Luke: “I got my little… yog… [ph] in… today”

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Luke: “I… unintentionally… forgot… that somebody had passed away… on the show… yesterday”

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Luke: “Jerry Mc-Thigh-her?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Power snout!”

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Luke: “Shabbat shalom! Mazel!”

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Luke: Singing “…Secret garden”

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Luke: Singing “Keep shining. Keep playing TBTL knowing you can you always count on me”

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Luke: Singing “She’ll let you in her heart”

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Luke: “You know he does his own yelling?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, you’re fucking with the wrong motherfucker… (Mmm-hmm) Tom Cruise”

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Clips From After These Messages #267

The center of the TBTL turducken that was #3316 was an episode of After These Messages, #267 to be precise. The following clips were pulled from that After These Message episode.

 

Andrew: “God love him. He’s a dirty man!”

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Andrew: Singing “You get the Maxx for the minimum, the minimum price!”

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Andrew and Genevieve: “I hate this commercial so much. It’s such a mess! (You’re that mad at it?) I am! It’s a mess!”

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Andrew and Genevieve: “Now, I would say, though, if listeners wanna do the work for us… I’d be interesting in hear… We already did this show! You’re listening to it right now!”

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Andrew and Genevieve: “Red Bull gives you tears! (Alright)”

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Andrew and Genevieve: “Shout out to the Black Santa… Shout out to Black Santa. Obviously… pro-Black Santa”

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Andrew and Luke Burbank: “That really… I don’t know, dilled my pickles… Hmm… As… people famously say. Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew, Luke Burbank and Genevieve: “This is a power move. I’ve been making him sit here… quietly, the whole time. We have a special guest again tonight. And, of course… How close are we to the end of the show? We’re… (Cuz, honestly) we’re getting closer every minute. That’s, I’m… happy to be a silent partner”

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Genevieve: “Doot-doo-doos!”

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Genevieve: “Goddamn, I wanna go to a fucking TJ Maxx”

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Genevieve: “Ham, Pam… Thank you, Spam”

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Genevieve: “That was a… sort of a letdown… I’ll be honest”

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Genevieve: “What the… fuck happened to that Santa Claus!?”

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Genevieve and Andrew: “There’s no… bottom to it. It’s Santas all the way down! It is”

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Genevieve and Luke Burbank: “Tell you what… nothing sticks to this. Hey-oh!”

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Luke Burbank: “First of all… I give this… five Santas up”

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Luke Burbank: “I have listened to this show!”

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Luke Burbank: “Is that before or after your pickle has been dilled?”

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Luke Burbank: Saying something in a funny manner

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Luke Burbank: “Well, now I got dirty Santa to worry about”

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Luke Burbank and Andrew: “Every family celebrates their Christmas differently. Some it’s the elf on the shelf, the others is the kill on the grill. Exactly”

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Luke Burbank and Genevieve: “Can I start by just apologizing, Genevieve… for the many, many times… that… I, I have cannibalized… After These Messages content… on the that… Andrew hosts, that I sidekick on, called ‘TBTL’… I appreciate that apology… and, it’s long overdue. Yes”

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Luke Burbank, Andrew and Genevieve: “Could this just be TBTL? (Yeah!) Apparently, it is”

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