Day: January 30, 2021

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3348

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Andrew: “Have you ever had somebody quit on you in the middle of a show? Cuz, Genevieve just walked out”

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Andrew: “He-he-he-hey, hey… Let’s… let’s make it about sex”

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Andrew: “HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!”

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Andrew: “HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead!” (Edited)

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Andrew: “I just left some sparkles”

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Andrew: “I was doing fine until you made things super dirty”

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Andrew: “It uses my name!?”

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Andrew: “Mental illness is a serious issue”

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Andrew: Saying “He-he-he-hey, hey… Let’s… let’s make it about sex” at 0.575x speed

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t think you do!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m picturing, like, a… unicorn with a leaking problem”

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Andrew: “That’s why you… Haas’d”

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Andrew: “Unbelievable sights… Indescribable feelings. Soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling?”

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Andrew: “Where am I going though?”

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Andrew: “You racist [beep]”

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Andrew and Luke: “You need to look out that badly at all times? I mean, maybe? Sadly? Yes, I think?”

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Luke: “ABD: Always Be Daria”

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Luke: “Beef squashed”

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Luke: “Don’t you dare close your eyes”

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Luke: “Funky stocks beat”

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Luke: “Here on episode 3347, in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope.]

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Luke: “I’ve quit on myself and the show”

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Luke: “It was shocking to me… to realize… just how many people have observed me… walking around without clothing on in Portland”

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Luke: “Put it in my veins!”

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Luke: “That’s how fully torqued I am”

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Luke: “You got it not right”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3347

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Andrew: “And, I’m just so dumb when it comes to the street, Luke!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m spelunking and I’m feeling myself again”

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Andrew: “And, my butt started clenching really tight”

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Andrew: “Cuz, you can wend your way right over the border”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’ll poke ya and give you the vaccine”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna die on the toilet”

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Andrew: “I really need a win-win here!”

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Andrew: “I remember that panicky feeling of one time getting in there; and, then, feeling like, ‘Oh, no. I can’t get it out'”

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Andrew: “It was a thinker!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That is so good! What do you mean, ‘That is not as good’?”

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Andrew: “Luke, just… put it in the arm”

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Andrew: “Oh, Dad”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “So… boo on that. That sucks”

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Andrew: “Wow, look at me… This is the most powerful I’ve ever been”

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Andrew and Luke: “Eh, I got a podcast… Eh, I’m on TV”

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Andrew and Luke: “I sometimes cry at Amazon.com commercials… sure. Wait, you do? No, I don’t”

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Luke: Drawn out “Oh, yeah”

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Luke: “Holy guacamole!”

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Luke: “I always say: a Peabody is just an award we haven’t won yet”

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Luke: “I have to paint my bald spot”

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Luke: “I’ve got bald spots to powder”

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Luke: “Three non-Juggalo medical professionals”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3346

Andrew: “Dabbles in some Zappa”

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Andrew: “He’s just an asshole”

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Andrew: “Heard of JibJab? I got JibberJabber… it’s not for kids”

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Andrew: “I call everything a monkey”

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Andrew: “I said, ‘Shut up! Don’t poison the moment!!'”

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Andrew: “I’d like to be a monkey foreman!”

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Andrew: “I’m really… well, dumb… I think is the word we’re looking for”

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Andrew: “It’s a dirty stick figure drawing that I made”

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Andrew: “There’s a piece of me in them; and, a… piece of them in me now. Yeah, by the way, I was leaving pieces of me around”

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Luke: “Crude… rude drawing”

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Luke: “Damn… this just got complicated”

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Luke: “Every song makes me cry, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Howard! Chhk! Enough with the carrying on”

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Luke: “I’m much more tools before talent”

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Luke: Making monkey sounds

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Luke: “My 115 dollars worth of Bitcoin; which, isn’t even a stock, Andrew! Why did I say that?”

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Luke: “Now, I am not weeping for these hedge fund managers, Argentina”

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Luke: Reciting and commenting on lyrics for “God Only Knows”

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Luke: “Short pinches and… big crunches”

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Luke: Singing “I… can drive… 45”

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Luke: Singing “Little story about a man named Jed”

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Luke: “This is… easy for me to say; cuz, I’m not doing it”

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Luke: “We have an update… on the latest in stonks and… short pinches”

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Luke: “We should get the hell outta here before we say more dumb things”

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Luke: “Why did I say that?”

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Luke: “Yeast”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeast of Seattle… Also known as east. Some people call it, say, ‘yeast,’ some people say… (Uh-huh) ‘yee…’ Some people say, ‘yeet.’ I say… ‘east'”

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