Clips From TBTL #3373

Andrew: “And, it reminded me of an Andy Rooney-esque… I don’t know, idea, rant that has… been kinda banging around my head”

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Andrew: “And, you know that I have a real bugaboo about this, right?”

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Andrew: “Because, the mid-life crisis continues”

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Andrew: “How come you guys don’t have baseball cards? Did I say, ‘How come’? Hope I didn’t say, ‘How come'”

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Andrew: “I live in my weird little holes”

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Andrew: “Like, that scenario that you just set up is exactly, exactly… perfectly… the scenario… that makes me have to go number 2 immediately”

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Andrew: “Nope. Sorry. You’re outta there”

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Andrew: “Oh! What’s the difference? I thought they were interchangeable!”

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Andrew: “Roombas get stoombas”

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Andrew: Singing “Yummy, yummy”

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Andrew: “The sick… sick part of my brain”

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Andrew: “Who loves ya baby!?”

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Andrew: “You can keep the shows, change the names”

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Luke: “Back to the normal… grimy, slimy… rainy weather”

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Luke: “Folks… those guys won’t know whether to poop or wind their watches”

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Luke: “My team will be a pack of clump dogs”

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Luke: “Our offensive philosophy… will be chunkage!”

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Luke: “We’re gonna explode you like a diaper full of loose stool!”

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Luke and Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no! (Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!) No, you did not!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You spit in our faces? We eat spit for breakfast! (Eww) We live on spit! For us, the spit, is where the grind lies”

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Clips From TBTL #3372

Andrew: “Doot! Doot!”

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Andrew: “Get at me if I’m wrong”

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Andrew: “Having a StarTAC is not a personality”

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Andrew: “I like listening to you better on the radio; cuz, I can turn ya off!”

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Andrew: “I’m just seeping into my oldness”

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Andrew: “I’ve ruined this Blursday”

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Andrew: “Is he coming back or not?”

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Andrew: “Narc”

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Andrew: “Okay! I’m going to Venmo you now for the Real Change newspaper; even though, I already have one at home!”

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Andrew: Singing “Leave a message. Leave a message!”

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Andrew: “Sorta sounds dirty”

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Andrew: “That’s all I want is to not look super dorky”

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Andrew: “Things are beginning to fall into place, Luke”

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Andrew: “What’s–Why not? Because what?”

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Andrew: “Who’s a good dog? Polly, who’s a good dog?”

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Andrew: “You’re a good dog!”

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Andrew and Luke: Polly Prissy Pants

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Luke: “Chris and I are losing our minds over this!”

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Luke: “I’m a little Cupid… shooting my little arrow… all over the Blursdays”

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Luke: Singing the Nokia ringtone

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Luke: Singing the Nokia ringtone [Sped Up]

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Luke: “Tell me my future… or crack my back”

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Luke: “That is… for some reason, kind of upsetting”

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Luke: “That’s what I get for trying to sneakily mute my mic, Andrew, to clear my throat”

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Luke: “These are TBTL supporters that are donating a… dazzling level; and, we sure do appreciate it… We sure wouldn’t be here without it, that’s for sure! How many times can I use ‘sure’… here in the first 30 seconds of this thing?”

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Clips From TBTL #3371

Andrew: “And, it is… it’s freaking me out, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Instinctual”

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Andrew: “Old cat yells on pod”

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Andrew: Singing “Lovely day. Lovely day”

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Andrew: “Stop talking Walsh! Stop explaining it… This ain’t TBTL history… Pretty clear what I’m talking about there”

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Andrew: “What if God was one of us?”

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Luke: “Can I flaunt my privilege?”

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Luke: “I’m off to the speakeasy to… have a, you know a… have a toot; and, Tippecanoe and Tyler too!”

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Luke: “If we have to do a 4 hour show today… in order to get to Top Stories, we… will… do it!”

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Luke: “Just be safe… and don’t catch feelings”

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Luke: “Pod…ma…nogamy?”

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Luke: Saying “That’s the best… tasting pickle I ever heard!” as the Vlasic Stork

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “What!!?” in an Adam Duritz-like manner

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: “Sorry. That’s a little tangent from my… butthurt Husky position”

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Luke: “The president did what? We need to declare this a holiday… We need to make this a player’s holiday… Ant Banks, tell ’em what’s up”

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Luke: “The president said what!?”

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Luke: “We could only afford 900 Island”

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Luke: “You have pushed my dazzled button”

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Luke: “Your new name is… Taargüs Producer Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “We call them ‘Tittles’… No, we do not!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes… but… I don’t mean to be ‘Yes, but,’ Andrew… but… Can I be, ‘No, and’?”

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