Day: April 7, 2021

It’s that time of season where Luke and Andrew read the Dazzling Donor messages again. I was hoping that Luke and Andrew would actually give me a gentle roasting or ribbing. Alas, that may have to wait until next time around.

Luke and Andrew: Dazzling Donor message

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Andrew: “Cuz, my Internet took a hit”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I would bring this up… It is against my best interest”

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Andrew: “I don’t think they go ham on the spice, I think they put the spice on the ham”

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Andrew: “I don’t usually… get high off my own supply”

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Andrew: “I wish I hadn’t done that”

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Andrew: “It has been… an absolute Godsend. It has been an absolute Linh-send”

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Andrew: “That drop really got me”

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Andrew: “Wed-nes-day”

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Luke: “Chet Burbs?”

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Luke: “Key change, baby!”

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Working on the weekend, like usual”

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Luke: “The daytime… should be fine; as, opposed to, the nighttime”

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Luke: “The one… the only, Linh Pham”

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Luke: “Uh-oh”

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Luke: “We’re not using those damn headphones again, Andrew”

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Luke: “You just kinda look the other way and ya… just… you know… think about… Mother England”

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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome… And… we’re sorry”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “Assistance needed at the liquor counter”

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Andrew: “But, I… drink a lot”

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Andrew: “Chet Haze is out of his damn mind”

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Andrew: “I am worried that I am in trouble”

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Andrew: “I can never keep them in my head!”

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Andrew: “I can’t keep my Dakotas straight”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if it’s doing it earlier in the morning or if I’m just getting soft in the head and soft in the mouth… But, I can also hear that coming back to haunt me”

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Andrew: “I feel high!”

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Andrew: “I need to leave the lid off… then, seal that baby up”

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Andrew: “I would’ve never known that!”

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Andrew: “I’m just getting soft in the head and soft in the mouth”

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Andrew: “I’m so bougie”

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Andrew: “It’s the right way to remember the wrong way to say his name”

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Andrew: “Just… don’t hit that L so hard, buddy”

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Andrew: “Like, I wanna hang up on you right now”

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Andrew: “Maybe just don’t. Like, maybe just don’t”

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Andrew: “Now, when I’m on the spot, behind a microphone… all information just flees my brain”

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Andrew: “Surprise, surprise. I want some booze”

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Andrew: “That’s what the spinning wheel told me to do”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be a, a strange thing to say”

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Andrew: “This… really speaks to me”

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Andrew: “What is your plan here!?”

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Luke: “Baby… you’re the… you’re the right way to remember the wrong kinda night”

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Luke: “It really is white boy summer”

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Luke: “The LB has landed”

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Luke: “Yama-kippi-yay-be [ph]“

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