Day: May 8, 2021

Andrew: “Anish Kapoor!?”

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Andrew: “I’m seeing some bad news, some medium news, and some… fun… news”

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Andrew: “Like, I’ve just been… gorging on it”

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Andrew: “My apologies for the grumble”

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Andrew: Singing the tune to Eminem’s “My Name Is”

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Andrew: “We gave the listeners a taste of the… of the long shows last week, Luke”

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Andrew: “Well, I… what I think is, I owe you an apology”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke got super excited when Andrew said Anish Kapoor’s name

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s he teaching now? Wow! Probably something from the fucking Daily!”

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Luke: “A loaf of bread… a container of milk, and a stick of butter… A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter”

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Luke: “Hey, Roman. You know what? My bank account is 99% invisible. Could we work on that?”

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Luke: “I bought every lotto ticket and I didn’t win somehow”

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Luke: “I can remember, literally, picturing Indiana Jones in my head when I heard… ‘erotic adventure'”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna… take it to a… weirder place than it’s already been”

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Luke: “Pro bonehead?”

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Luke: Saying “I’d like to give a… a special, congratulatory shout-out to my folks… Susan and Dan” with a lisp

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Luke: Saying “You might be… a 4 year old” as Jeff Foxworthy

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Luke: Singing “He’s wearing tonight pants… a finger splint”

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Luke: “Spongebob popsicles and… erotic adventures are very different things”

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Luke: “We’ve been described as, ‘Not disliked’!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a TBTL home… In this house, we believe Blursdays are for Blursday”

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Andrew: “¡Luko de Burbo!”

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Andrew: “¿Burbo de Luko?”

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Andrew: “All of our listeners are jerks!”

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Andrew: “Every time I see a curb… I get this bad, tingly feeling in my stomach”

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Andrew: “I didn’t even realize this was you! I’m such an idiot! This is your sister Hannah”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna give away the farm here”

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Andrew: “I get so much shit wrong!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’m filing lawsuits all over the place”

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Andrew: “I’m just so paranoid about nose blindness”

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Andrew: “I’m right about this!”

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Andrew: “I’m swinging and missing all over the place today”

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Andrew: “Looking at this thing… upsets me”

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Andrew: “Ooh! I don’t know who that is”

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Andrew: “Power snout!”

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Andrew: “The… power of God compels you”

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Andrew: “They’re all lovely people… mostly”

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Andrew: “Too buff to live, man”

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Andrew and Luke: “10 days to my birthday to Luko (Mmm-hmm) de Mayo”

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Luke: “And, then, a couple of other areas that I’ll leave to the listener’s imaginations. Actually, don’t imagine that! Get your minds out of the gutter!”

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Luke: “COVID… it is Hell… Everyone… go get your shot… No more virus… Byeee!”

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Luke: “Down a step and then in… And, then, down a step and then in”

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Luke: “I’m just a catty little bitch who lives for the drama, Andrew”

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Luke: “Luko de Cinco”

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Luke: “Molest my earholes”

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Luke: “Oh, how the blurs has turned”

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Luke: “Thirst much… Burbs?”

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Luke: “Whatever. Burbo de Mayo”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, then, when he had a child at 17, I remember think… I’m such an idiot!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How the (Hmm) blurs has turned (Indeed)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Love Truck! Baby, Love Truck! Hop in! Have some love! We’re driving in the Love Truck!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you consider unblocking him for his Blursday? Naw, hell, no, man! You’re blocked, my bud!”

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