Day: June 17, 2021

Andrew: “Anything I’m about to say, don’t take it personally”

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Andrew: “Get in here”

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Andrew: “I’m somebody who is out in the world, making… weird, petty judgments of people all the time”

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Andrew: “Ohh. I don’t know about that”

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Andrew: “Ooh, these are kinda stylish”

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Andrew: “Say, George… Yeah, Bill… Couldn’t this have been an e-mail?”

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Andrew: Stumbling over the name “TBTL”

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Andrew: “Welcome to the ’90s, Andrew”

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Andrew: “What the hell, Prince?”

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Luke: “Ernest Saves Congress”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Rest in Times, Corey. Rest in Times”

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Luke: Saying “Know what I mean, Vern? If I sign ’em both at the same time… I wrote the law” as Ernest

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Luke: Saying “Ma’am! Ma’am! Ma’am! That’s my podcast!” with a cracked voice

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Luke: Saying “Sir! Sir! Sir!” with a cracked voice

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Luke: Singing “Bow down to Washington”

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Luke: Singing “Marconi plays the mamba”

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Andrew: Backrooms of strip clubs

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Andrew: “Because I stayed up all night, my brain seemed so fuzzy. Like, the light seems weird. The, the Sun… seems weird. Everything seems really dead… too”

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Andrew: Car-alarming it up like Theo

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Andrew: “Boy, Theo’s driving me crazy. I’ll take care of that during the break, too. Don’t worry, I’m not gonna kill him; just, gonna put him somewhere”

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Andrew: “But, I think I’m just exhausted with NFT shit!”

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Andrew: “Every decision was wrong”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… Then I say something!”

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Andrew: “I just don’t understand it, bro!”

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Andrew: “I want to be drinking, with you, at the rail, at the Rusty Crayfish so bad, right now”

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Andrew: “I’ll delete the e-mail so fast, your head will spin”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get a big basket of just fried whatever”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get a big basket of just fried whatever. Just… Oh, goddamnit”

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Andrew: “I’m not into stuff like that”

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Andrew: “If there were crawfish in Valley City, Ohio, I ain’t never seen one”

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Andrew: “It keeps popping up… like a herpe, Luke”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m… dumbfounded at how stupid this e-mail is”

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Andrew: “They didn’t mess around with the scary clown shit”

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Andrew: “Whoa! You were so much more right!”

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Andrew: “Wow! Good question”

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Andrew and Luke: Working, wooking and wooke culture

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Luke: “Big brain on Burbs”

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Luke: “That was when he knew he had effed up”

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Luke: “Well, that’s sad”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a drop of Cher singing “Wu-Tang, baby. They rock the world” and Andrew was having none of it

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Andrew: “And, I’m not sensitive to that stuff, I promise!”

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Andrew: Deconstructed Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew: “He’s the ‘Honk If You’re Horny’ guy”

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Andrew: “I feel like I must have missed an episode of that show somehow; or, I was just so… high that I don’t remember”

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Andrew: “I just did a duet with myself!”

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Andrew: “I just sounded like, a little, squeaky, little marsupial”

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Andrew: “Luke, I swear you made some sort of Marsupial Gurgle sound yourself”

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Andrew: “Negligible… poundage”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. I’m spreading rumors!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, Luke!” as Luke’s agent Mort

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Andrew: Saying “I could also go low” in a deep voice

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Andrew: Saying “We both have to talk in silly voices; so, we know that that’s present” in a falsetto voice

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Andrew: Saying “Weird” right before Luke played a clip of Andrew saying “Weird!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. This is not working for me. This is making me uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “You feel… kind of… naked and vulnerable”

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Andrew: “You squeaked something out”

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Luke: “By the way, that’s how I describe my love making”

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Luke: “I welcome our Andrew Walsh overlords”

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Luke: “I’m known as the Negligible Pounder”

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Luke: Making a Marsupial Gurgle-esque sound

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Luke: Saying “Er, you know” in a Marsupial Gurgle-like manner

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Luke: Saying “Hm, you know” in a Marsupial Gurgle-like manner

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Luke: Saying “Why am I doing this?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “See, I don’t remember the dirty sketches, Andrew; because, I’m not a perv”

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Luke: “The Scarlet P is not following me around”

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Luke: “This is where things get truly complicated on this show”

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Luke: “You gotta mute that microphone!”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for the Marsupial Gurgle website while talking about Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound

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