July 1, 2021 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “I feel like we could… keep ‘thrill;’ because, the idea of thrilling an animal… Ohh… I don’t wanna finish this sentence; cuz, I’m scared of drops at the beginning of the show”

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Andrew: “I, actually, think it’s pretty funny… Not!”

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Andrew: “Oh, guys… Oh, it’s… I wanna live in there”

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Andrew: “That’s what’s made me such a fantastic lover, Luke”

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Andrew: “The talk. I never had the talk”

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Andrew: “Well, most of the shit I know is stuff I half-read in Reader’s Digest”

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Andrew: “When a… man and a woman roll around a lot together”

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Andrew: “Why am I talking about the way we talk to kids about sex on TBTL? Why am I doing this? Why did I bring the conversation here?”

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Andrew: “WHY BIRDS AND BEES?”

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Andrew: “You don’t know what humping is!?”

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Andrew: “You just pray a lot… and, that’s how you get babies”

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Luke: “Can we re-title this show, ‘What’s That Stank with Burbank’?”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Burbs”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “This is… one of the weirder ways to get into a Top Story on this show”

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Luke: “You don’t fuck with the Jesus”

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Luke and Andrew: “Future us knows it. Past us didn’t know… (No) that future us was going to do it. There. Thank you for clearing that up”

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Andrew: “Again, I’m really not trying to be a, a negative… Andrew here”

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Andrew: “And, it’s just nice to, you know, not be scorched with own scatological words, coming back at me in my ears”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be told what to do!”

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Andrew: “I eat sausage all the time. It’s just the fact that it was on a stick was what exotic about it”

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Andrew: “I think the opening of The Sopranos is genius; but, I hate that song”

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Andrew: “I was out of words”

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Andrew: “Of all the terrible… things that I said on the show yesterday, that I could’ve been cut out and… played to introduce me today, that’s a pretty good one. I feel comfortable with that”

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Andrew: “Oh, I love it”

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Andrew: “Thrill two birds with one drone”

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Andrew: “Thrilling two birds with one scone”

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Andrew: “Well, hey, listen. I’m in the newsletter game. I know how it goes, bro”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew: Using the word “segregation” and immediately regretting using that word