Day: August 22, 2021

One of the items that Andrew talked about during the first portion of the show, from the intro up to the Donors of the Day segment, was him getting a battery organizer called a “Battery Daddy”. Andrew (and Luke) would say the name “Battery Daddy”, and a couple of variations, throughout that portion of the show. Below is a supercut of all of those instances.

Andrew and Luke: Battery Daddy Supercut

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And, here’s a version of the supercut with just Andrew saying “Battery Daddy”:

Andrew: Battery Daddy Supercut

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Andrew: “Am I saying ‘batteries’ a lot? I feel like I’m saying ‘batteries’ a lot”

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Andrew: “And that’s… what sucked so hard about this”

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Andrew: “But, guess what? Now there’s color on the screen; cuz, I have Battery Daddy!”

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Andrew: “He knows more about my Battery Daddy than I do”

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Andrew: “He’s just not the type of guy that I have a lot of Battery Daddy conversations with”

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Andrew: “Hey, I got a Battery Daddy today”

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Andrew: “Hey, I got a Battery Daddy!”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m in a Battery Daddy commercial”

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Andrew: “I got a Battery Daddy today”

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Andrew: “I got a battery, Daddy”

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Andrew: “I show him the… photo of the Battery Daddy”

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Andrew: “I was just kind of hoping to get… a more excited reaction about my Battery Daddy”

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Andrew: “I wonder if they a have whole… backroom full of Battery Daddies”

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Andrew: “I… come home, I leave the Battery Daddy, and my towels… and, my… TubShroom… drain… unclogger thing”

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Andrew: Making faux throat clearing sounds and laughing

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Andrew: “Ooh, I’ve been looking at you online… You’re not very cute”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah, me too. Just finished my jog” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Blah-blah-blah, doo-doo-doo. Not seeing anything”

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Andrew: Singing “I got caught shaving!”

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Andrew: “Suddenly, I’m, like, carrying around these 4 towels and a Battery Daddy”

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Andrew: “That is to say, I have a Battery Daddy now”

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Andrew: “This is where the Battery Daddy catches me eye. It’s the last one left. I’m like, ‘Ooh, I’ve been looking at you online… You’re not very cute'”

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Andrew: “This whole thing is a real goddamn bummer!”

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Andrew: “We didn’t grow up in a daddy family at all”

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Andrew: “Why did I say ‘she’ if it’s a Battery Daddy?”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing something to avoid spoilers

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Luke: “DJ Thunder! We da best!”

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Luke: “Das gonna be hella weird”

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Luke: “How dare you”

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Luke: “I can’t… I can’t… can’t rolling thunder anymore”

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Luke: “I just ordered a Battery Zaddy”

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Luke: “It starts here, Andrew. It starts with the Battery Zaddy”

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Luke: “Of this Battery Daddy”

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Luke: Saying “I want everything to be like how it has been” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Shane! Shane!” and dinging his bell

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Luke: “So, you got basically a free Battery Daddy out of it”

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Luke: “There’s gotta be a better way, Andrew!”

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Luke: “To the best Daddy in the world”

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Luke: “White guy me once… shame on you. White guy me twice… shame on everyone… involved!”

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Luke: “You gave me a gift; which is, the knowledge of something called the Battery Daddy”

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Luke and Andrew: “Outside with a pickle in my mouth? Running around the house with a pickle in my mouth!”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m the damn guy… who publishes the damn show!”

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Andrew: “Do you remember doing a show yesterday?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Eugh!”

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Andrew: “Have you taken nudie photos?”

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Andrew: “I hate Mondays”

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Andrew: “I tried that twice. I think that’s where I lost Genevieve”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I sound like I’m finger-wagging at the audience. I don’t mean it that way”

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Andrew: “It was sad”

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Andrew: “No, I’m… I’m fine. I’m good. Thank you… I got some smelly sausage I’m gonna eat”

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Andrew: “No!!”

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Andrew: “Oopsilom, [ph] I’m not him”

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Andrew: “Put that on the chyron, Greg!”

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Andrew: “That chaps my ass”

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Andrew: “Voight where prohibited”

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Andrew: “Well, Luke, I’ll say it: that chaps my ass”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah… Okay. I’m dubious”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, now, we are just plummeting… like a, like a stone in the water (Hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, it’s alive! It’s alive! (It is alive)”

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Andrew and Luke: Scatting along with the Blursday music

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Luke: “And, this is what I am… I don’t, I can’t believe!”

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Luke: “Delta Tau Upsilom! [sic] Yeah! Let’s do the cheer!”

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Luke: “It’d be like me getting a PPP loan!”

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Luke: “It’s so dirty!”

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Luke: “It’s so dirty! It’s so bad!”

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Luke: “Luke, I am your dinger”

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Luke: “P-P-Potter’s not selling, he’s buying!”

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Luke: “The whole thing stinks to high heaven to me”

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Luke: “Yeo-yeo-yeo…person’s work”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did I tell you that I got a speeding ticket in Idaho? No!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What weighs more: a pound of child or a pound of breathalyzer? Wow”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s the name of our league again? I don’t remember, Luke. It needs a better name. That’s another thing. I’m quitting”

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Andrew: “14-point-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4”

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Andrew: “But, I… gobbled a few of ’em last night”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Sir”

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Andrew: “Hey! Now, people know I’m a human”

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Andrew: “I am driving a horse and buggy now”

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Andrew: “I am totally thinking of Adam McKay”

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Andrew: “I have something to say!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I am like a Pavlovian dog. I will sit there and wait for it forever!”

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Andrew: “I really gotta watch it!”

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Andrew: “It was just like a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat”

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Andrew: “It was just so loud wrong”

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Andrew: “It’s late at night. Genevieve has conked out… I’m… just still puttering around, making my ice balls”

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Andrew: “Man! Is there just no accountability?”

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s dirty!”

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Andrew: “Oh! We gotta talk about that!”

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Andrew: “Timing is… everything”

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Andrew: “We just went from talking about number 2 to number 3!”

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Andrew: “Why did I say no?”

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Andrew: “Y’all don’t need me there”

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Andrew: “You don’t need me there clunking up the conversation”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke. Have you heard of Adam Duritz? Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh, religion. Sex! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Strip down to your underwear… it’s your right, it’s your house. I’m already in it! Okay… Change of plan, put some clothes on”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what I always say, Luke? Hmm… Timing is… everything… You really… you really chunked up this show, didn’t you?”

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Luke: “Aw, he’s probably just yakking on a bone!”

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Luke: “Holy shit! This is your job!?”

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Luke: “It’s been a minute since I’ve been right about something on this show, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s unusual for me to hear unexplained noises”

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Luke: “No more pushups for Burbs”

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Luke: “Nothing weird about this”

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Luke: “Oh, right!”

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Luke: “Please don’t… yell at me, listeners”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “Let’s thank some Donors of the Day”

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Luke: “We are not enemies! Our countries are friends!”

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Luke: “Who are you lu-ing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you sure you’re not thinking of Adam McKay? I am… I am! What’s the difference between those guys?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s been a long time since we did one of those real, just… let’s go 3 hours just to mess with the listeners thing, just to mess with Linh… Right, right. Yeah. We haven’t done that in a while”

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