TBTL Audio Clip Archive
 

Clips From TBTL #3493

One of the items that Andrew talked about during the first portion of the show, from the intro up to the Donors of the Day segment, was him getting a battery organizer called a “Battery Daddy”. Andrew (and Luke) would say the name “Battery Daddy”, and a couple of variations, throughout that portion of the show. Below is a supercut of all of those instances.

Andrew and Luke: Battery Daddy Supercut

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And, here’s a version of the supercut with just Andrew saying “Battery Daddy”:

Andrew: Battery Daddy Supercut

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Andrew: “Am I saying ‘batteries’ a lot? I feel like I’m saying ‘batteries’ a lot”

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Andrew: “And that’s… what sucked so hard about this”

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Andrew: “But, guess what? Now there’s color on the screen; cuz, I have Battery Daddy!”

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Andrew: “He knows more about my Battery Daddy than I do”

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Andrew: “He’s just not the type of guy that I have a lot of Battery Daddy conversations with”

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Andrew: “Hey, I got a Battery Daddy today”

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Andrew: “Hey, I got a Battery Daddy!”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m in a Battery Daddy commercial”

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Andrew: “I got a Battery Daddy today”

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Andrew: “I got a battery, Daddy”

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Andrew: “I show him the… photo of the Battery Daddy”

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Andrew: “I was just kind of hoping to get… a more excited reaction about my Battery Daddy”

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Andrew: “I wonder if they a have whole… backroom full of Battery Daddies”

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Andrew: “I… come home, I leave the Battery Daddy, and my towels… and, my… TubShroom… drain… unclogger thing”

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Andrew: Making faux throat clearing sounds and laughing

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Andrew: “Ooh, I’ve been looking at you online… You’re not very cute”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah, me too. Just finished my jog” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Blah-blah-blah, doo-doo-doo. Not seeing anything”

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Andrew: Singing “I got caught shaving!”

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Andrew: “Suddenly, I’m, like, carrying around these 4 towels and a Battery Daddy”

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Andrew: “That is to say, I have a Battery Daddy now”

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Andrew: “This is where the Battery Daddy catches me eye. It’s the last one left. I’m like, ‘Ooh, I’ve been looking at you online… You’re not very cute'”

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Andrew: “This whole thing is a real goddamn bummer!”

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Andrew: “We didn’t grow up in a daddy family at all”

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Andrew: “Why did I say ‘she’ if it’s a Battery Daddy?”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing something to avoid spoilers

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Luke: “DJ Thunder! We da best!”

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Luke: “Das gonna be hella weird”

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Luke: “How dare you”

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Luke: “I can’t… I can’t… can’t rolling thunder anymore”

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Luke: “I just ordered a Battery Zaddy”

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Luke: “It starts here, Andrew. It starts with the Battery Zaddy”

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Luke: “Of this Battery Daddy”

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Luke: Saying “I want everything to be like how it has been” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Shane! Shane!” and dinging his bell

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Luke: “So, you got basically a free Battery Daddy out of it”

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Luke: “There’s gotta be a better way, Andrew!”

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Luke: “To the best Daddy in the world”

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Luke: “White guy me once… shame on you. White guy me twice… shame on everyone… involved!”

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Luke: “You gave me a gift; which is, the knowledge of something called the Battery Daddy”

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Luke and Andrew: “Outside with a pickle in my mouth? Running around the house with a pickle in my mouth!”

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Clips From TBTL #3492

Andrew: “Because, I’m the damn guy… who publishes the damn show!”

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Andrew: “Do you remember doing a show yesterday?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Eugh!”

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Andrew: “Have you taken nudie photos?”

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Andrew: “I hate Mondays”

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Andrew: “I tried that twice. I think that’s where I lost Genevieve”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I sound like I’m finger-wagging at the audience. I don’t mean it that way”

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Andrew: “It was sad”

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Andrew: “No, I’m… I’m fine. I’m good. Thank you… I got some smelly sausage I’m gonna eat”

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Andrew: “No!!”

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Andrew: “Oopsilom, [ph] I’m not him”

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Andrew: “Put that on the chyron, Greg!”

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Andrew: “That chaps my ass”

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Andrew: “Voight where prohibited”

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Andrew: “Well, Luke, I’ll say it: that chaps my ass”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah… Okay. I’m dubious”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, now, we are just plummeting… like a, like a stone in the water (Hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, it’s alive! It’s alive! (It is alive)”

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Andrew and Luke: Scatting along with the Blursday music

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Luke: “And, this is what I am… I don’t, I can’t believe!”

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Luke: “Delta Tau Upsilom! [sic] Yeah! Let’s do the cheer!”

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Luke: “It’d be like me getting a PPP loan!”

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Luke: “It’s so dirty!”

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Luke: “It’s so dirty! It’s so bad!”

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Luke: “Luke, I am your dinger”

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Luke: “P-P-Potter’s not selling, he’s buying!”

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Luke: “The whole thing stinks to high heaven to me”

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Luke: “Yeo-yeo-yeo…person’s work”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did I tell you that I got a speeding ticket in Idaho? No!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What weighs more: a pound of child or a pound of breathalyzer? Wow”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s the name of our league again? I don’t remember, Luke. It needs a better name. That’s another thing. I’m quitting”

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Clips From TBTL #3491

Andrew: “14-point-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4”

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Andrew: “But, I… gobbled a few of ’em last night”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Sir”

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Andrew: “Hey! Now, people know I’m a human”

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Andrew: “I am driving a horse and buggy now”

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Andrew: “I am totally thinking of Adam McKay”

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Andrew: “I have something to say!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I am like a Pavlovian dog. I will sit there and wait for it forever!”

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Andrew: “I really gotta watch it!”

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Andrew: “It was just like a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat”

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Andrew: “It was just so loud wrong”

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Andrew: “It’s late at night. Genevieve has conked out… I’m… just still puttering around, making my ice balls”

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Andrew: “Man! Is there just no accountability?”

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s dirty!”

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Andrew: “Oh! We gotta talk about that!”

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Andrew: “Timing is… everything”

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Andrew: “We just went from talking about number 2 to number 3!”

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Andrew: “Why did I say no?”

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Andrew: “Y’all don’t need me there”

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Andrew: “You don’t need me there clunking up the conversation”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke. Have you heard of Adam Duritz? Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh, religion. Sex! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Strip down to your underwear… it’s your right, it’s your house. I’m already in it! Okay… Change of plan, put some clothes on”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what I always say, Luke? Hmm… Timing is… everything… You really… you really chunked up this show, didn’t you?”

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Luke: “Aw, he’s probably just yakking on a bone!”

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Luke: “Holy shit! This is your job!?”

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Luke: “It’s been a minute since I’ve been right about something on this show, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s unusual for me to hear unexplained noises”

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Luke: “No more pushups for Burbs”

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Luke: “Nothing weird about this”

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Luke: “Oh, right!”

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Luke: “Please don’t… yell at me, listeners”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “Let’s thank some Donors of the Day”

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Luke: “We are not enemies! Our countries are friends!”

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Luke: “Who are you lu-ing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you sure you’re not thinking of Adam McKay? I am… I am! What’s the difference between those guys?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s been a long time since we did one of those real, just… let’s go 3 hours just to mess with the listeners thing, just to mess with Linh… Right, right. Yeah. We haven’t done that in a while”

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