Clips From TBTL #3496

Andrew: Accidentally played a second of a song and saying “Oh no!”

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Andrew: “And, somehow… it knows”

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Andrew: “But, listener Jeff forwarded me. Ohh! Did you hear me?”

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Andrew: “But, you gotta snap… that… ball”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke. I am your father”

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Andrew: “I don’t care who you are”

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Andrew: “I don’t really have a Doug on that flight”

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Andrew: “I love it! I love this story!”

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Andrew: “I’m not like that”

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Andrew: “I’m on a seahorse diet. When I see horse, I eat it”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I did the Star Wars thing”

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Andrew: “Let’s have a serious conversation about.. elderly… fun times here for a moment, shall we?”

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Andrew: Making the donkey braying sound at the end of the El Ropo ditty

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Andrew: “No, I reserved a car. No, I reserved a car. Where’s my car? Where’s my car?”

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Andrew: “No. I love it”

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Andrew: “Non-lethal bonking”

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Andrew: Singing “Doodle-doodle-doo! Merry Christmas”

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Luke: “I’m not taking anything, okay? Everybody relax. I’m following the rules”

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Luke: “Luke waters run deep, right?”

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Luke: Singing “Step back, you’re dancing kinda close… I feel a little poke coming through… from you”

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Luke: “What is it, Burbs?”

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Luke: “You didn’t ask me… if… if, if I gave you permission to make my nose have to experience this thing that you’re doing over there”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned regarding mentioning TBTL to Sam Sanders on Twitter

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Clips From TBTL #3495

Andrew: “And, again, I assume that there’s racism involved here too; although, I don’t know that”

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Andrew: “And, then, that’s where I get cranky again”

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Andrew: “Do you know that I’m living in a house divided now, when it comes to hummus?”

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Andrew: “He literally might have been… the mofo who soaped my locker! I’ll… I’ll never know!”

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Andrew: “I mean, we can be friends; so long, as you’re not doing that to my garbage can”

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Andrew: “I’m a DITH Lord”

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Andrew: “I’m so excited about this snack conversation!”

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Andrew: “It’s so salty, it’s so good!”

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Andrew: “No!!”

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Andrew: “That’s something that I fantasize about a lot because I’m an adult”

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Andrew: “This would’ve been p…re-Seinfeld?”

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Andrew: “We’re a Sabra family”

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Andrew: “We’re still just spoofing around”

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Andrew: “You can’t let your dog shit in the mail room! Jesus!”

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Andrew: “Your poop is not my problem!”

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Andrew: “Your poop is not my problem! Your poop is not my problem!”

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Andrew: “Your poop is not my problem. Your poop is not my problem! Your poop is not my problem!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s like a real Agatha Piss-tie… mystery here (Oh!)”

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Luke: “Don’t let your dog shit in the mail room”

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Luke: “I am just nervous about having rocking breath all day”

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Luke: “I hate to say it; it was kinda cool”

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Luke: “I think I have been, kind of, casually making the world a worse place with my gum… tossing”

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Luke: “I… chew a lotta gum… See previous comments”

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Luke: “If you want banal… we got it! That’s the good news”

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Luke: “Stop!”

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Luke: “What you actually are now is you’re a couple of DITHs”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for buying CrankyYandy.com (and CrankyAndy.com)

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Luke and Andrew: Luke stepped in some dog poop in the mail room of his building and Andrew was having none of it

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Luke and Andrew: “You know… just little turds out there. No!!”

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