Day: September 11, 2021

Andrew: “Continue to fast-forward. We’re still talking about Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! What are you doing!? Fast-forward!”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s raining”

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Andrew: “Hey! Take nicer photos”

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Andrew: “I don’t have a landing for this”

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Andrew: “I don’t really give a shit”

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Andrew: “I don’t want my voice on tape saying this crude thing that will come back to haunt me”

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Andrew: “I feel ya!”

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Andrew: “I look a-wreck”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying this in a finger-waggy way”

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Andrew: “I, I just feel like I’m… ranting like a lunatic here”

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Andrew: “It’s Candi… It’s always been Candi”

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Andrew: “Keep fast-forwarding, listener; but, you’re missing some good shit”

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Andrew: “Keep going, dear listener”

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Andrew: “Like, I heard that somewhere”

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Andrew: “My employees say I’m crazy I’m giving away these glasses at such low prices; but, this is me… Crazy Zuck!”

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Andrew: “Small window, small windows. Get in there. Small window”

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Andrew: “They don’t give a shit about you”

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Andrew: “This is a weird… maybe, even an annoying thing to say”

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Andrew: “Tick-tock, tick-tock”

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Andrew: “We can put all the Cahndi [ph] talk out of our heads”

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Andrew: “Well, there’s a lot to bite off there”

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Andrew: “You need to keep going, listener”

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Andrew and Luke: “For me, a burrito is a performance dehancing drug. You know what I mean? I mean… (Yeah) I feel so bloated! I love ’em, though”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was both (Gotcha) confused… and relieved; and, then, confused again; and, then, relieved again… And, now, I think I’m… I’m gonna stay relieved, I think”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is Friday’s TBTL. You rolling a backup, Luke? I am. Mmmkay, good. I hate to say it, I was rolling a backup. Here we go. Standby. Okay”

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Luke: “Because, there is so much shit going on!”

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Luke: “I eat burritos… all day and I’m slow as shit!”

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Luke: “I hate to say it, I was rolling a backup”

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Luke: Making air horn sounds

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Luke: “Old mother Sagal… went to her cupboard… and looked in the tip… the… hint jar and it was, in fact, empty”

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Luke: Saying “Croissant” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “We did it again! We da best!” and making air horn sounds

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Luke: Singing “The sounds of sirens”

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Andrew: “7 and 11 are different numbers”

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Andrew: “Are you kidding me?”

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Andrew: “Atheism… and Buzzy the funeral home cat”

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Andrew: “But, I refuse to say… ‘turtle furt [ph]‘”

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Andrew: “I just heard… those sentences come out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “I mean, this song has legs”

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Andrew: “I’ll be bopping along to some great hits”

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Andrew: “I’m thinking of Cake! Yes! I’m thinking of Cake!”

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Andrew: “It was from the depths of Hell”

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Andrew: “Oh, there’s the distortion”

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Andrew: “Oh, they got paid”

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Andrew: “Oh, they got paid… Are you kidding me?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Please pick up”

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Andrew: Saying “Turtle furt? [ph]” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Scatman (Ski-Ba… Bop-Ba… Dop-Bop)”

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Andrew: “Someday, Luke, I’ll make it to Cooperston”

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Andrew: “Turtle furt [ph]“

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Andrew: “Uuuuaaaahh!”

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Andrew: “What do you think we’re doing here!?”

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Andrew: “You know what, you know what I’m not good at? Reading”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asking about a one-word band name that performed a song but couldn’t provide enough information

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Luke: “Daddy, daddy, if you could only see”

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Luke: “Get in here, Slippery When Wet!!”

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Luke: “Get in here, Slippery When Wet!! Now, that does sounds dirty”

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Luke: “I know that we have listeners that, like, love Cake”

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Luke: “Let’s do the numbers”

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Luke: Singing “Then I saw her face!”

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Luke: Singing the melody to the Rocky theme song

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Luke: “Speaking of people that are spread all over PA… Why does that sound dirty?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke gabagool-rolled Andrew

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Andrew: “As a… fellow city dweller… there is no better feeling then being the first person… to take a poop on clean steps”

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Andrew: “Brother. You… are speaking my language. Let me just say that, as a… fellow city dweller… there is no better feeling then being the first person… to take a poop on clean steps”

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Andrew: “Brother? Good luck with that”

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Andrew: “I just… rode it out and kept tapping my credit card”

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Andrew: “I think I’m gonna throw up”

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Andrew: “I wish Andrew did have a new hat”

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Andrew: Making a cricket sound

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Andrew: “Oh, good. Zoink!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! Boy’s been practicing!”

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Andrew: Saying “We’re gonna go on the helicopter ride” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, I’m bopping around a few stores there”

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Andrew: “That sends me, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: “Then, eventually, kind of gets violent in the sky”

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Andrew: “There is no better feeling then being the first person… to take a poop on clean steps”

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Andrew: “There is… nobody… there is nobody younger than me… who uses the phrase… ‘I get a kick out of it’ or ‘I got a kick out of it'”

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Andrew: Whispering “You son of a gun!”

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Luke: “Even too rocky for me!”

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Luke: “Get a load of us!”

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Luke: “Why, why push it?”

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Luke and Andrew: “What is best in life? (Right!) Destroy your enemy and hear the lamentation of the women”

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