Clips From TBTL #3513

Andrew: “Andy now like his sweet little treat… with some booze in it”

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Andrew: “Do I stutter?”

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Andrew: “Explicitly implicit”

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Andrew: “Explicitly implicit bias”

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Andrew: Funny chuckle

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Andrew: “Ha!!”

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Andrew: “Hey… we’re a couple of white guys and we got this solved”

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Andrew: “How do you do it?”

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Andrew: “I drink and I don’t know things”

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Andrew: “I gotta go to the bathroom!”

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Andrew: “I think White Claw just changed me”

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Andrew: “I think he would be more comfortable doing it”

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Andrew: “I’m learning!”

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Andrew: “I’m too drunk to write right now”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mama’s pinky toe”

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Andrew: “My flavor is strawberry”

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Andrew: “My goal, while Genevieve is out of town for a couple of days, is to… eat as many of these as possible”

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Andrew: “Not only am I gonna start drinking on the job”

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Andrew: “Oh, by the way: drunk Andy is mean Andy”

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Andrew: “Thank you, Internet. Boy, that was an embarrassing moment for me”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh. Drunk Andrew’s gonna get us in trouble”

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Andrew: “Whiffs of Winkler”

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Luke: “I am just the worst… employee”

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Luke: “I don’t think you said anything regrettable”

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Luke: “Luke’s got Andrew nervous-er than a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs”

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Luke: “Well, one thing: I not drunk”

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Luke: “Yee-haw”

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Luke: “You better… buckle up, huckle-buck”

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Luke: “You’re hepped up on goofballs”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like pornography, I know it when I hear it. Mmm-hmm. And, this song is definitely pornography, that’s the… Yes, I only… I only listen to pornography”

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Luke and Andrew: “You are so drunk right now. I am”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what’s ridiculous, Andrew? Stealing banzai trees (Wow) out of someone’s backyard. Can you break down the process? How do you do it? How do you come up with these transitions? Well, one thing: I not drunk… So, that’s part of it”

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Clips From TBTL #3512

Andrew: Blowing a raspberry

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Andrew: “If I’m hearing this kind of music… I better be able to buy peanuts”

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Andrew: “It just says… ‘Man fails at making point’. You’re like, ‘Oh, good. Put that in the Walsh folder'”

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Andrew: “It was just, you know, the nastiest and most satisfying thing in the world”

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Andrew: “It was… sick… It was mesmerizing… and… it was somebody else’s gunk”

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Andrew: “Kinda can’t keep my mouth shut”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “My kitchen sink… took a poop into a bucket and I was there to watch it”

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Andrew: “Nobody pull that”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s their religion!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wear a mask? Up yours, asshole!”

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Andrew: “Oh! You know I’m for that!”

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Andrew: “Ohh!! Oh my gosh! That really changes how I think about that song”

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Andrew: Quiet “No”

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Andrew: Singing “And faith… will lead… me home”

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Andrew: “That’s not religion! That’s being an asshole!”

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Andrew: “Trust me. That thing’s staying on the road”

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Andrew: “Who let the Willows out?”

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Andrew: “You can buy hot dogs here, my boy”

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Andrew and Luke: “I feel like I’m having trouble with my words today… even more than usual, everybody. But… You having a flat tire? No”

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Luke: “Big… purple balls!”

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Luke: “Every man-a get a flat tire!”

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Luke: “Flying spaghetti space ghost”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for pulling the Walshelm scream sound

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Luke: “Have you ever been in the… ‘Foot-High Club’?”

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Luke: “I miss everywhere I used to be”

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Luke: “I promise you, it is neither fast nor furious”

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Luke: “Lewis”

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Luke: “Outta here with that shit too!”

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Luke: Singing “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me… Don’t hurt me… no more”

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Luke: “That’s what all these assholes are doing”

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Luke: “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me… Don’t hurt me no more”

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Luke and Andrew: “Back to Nicki Minaj. Oh, yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Happy Blursday, Kim! Nice. And, from me, (Yeah) chopped liver”

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Luke and Andrew: “I need you to read it… in a Nicki Minaj voice… So that’s how the show ends”

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