Day: October 2, 2021

Andrew: “Better check the change jar!”

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Andrew: “I developed another tradition… during the pandemic; which is, a tradition I like to call… tubthumping”

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Andrew: “I realized I have long-term regret”

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Andrew: “Instead of a big, red X, I put a little sticker on the day; and… it’s on the days that I don’t wet the bed”

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Andrew: “Luckily, those are few and are between”

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Andrew: “Of… all the regrettable things… I say and do on the show”

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Andrew: “Of… all the regrettable things… I say and do on the show, I don’t… remarkably, I don’t have a lot of long-term regret about things. Right? Like… Oh, my take was really off on this, or my tone was really off on this. Like… real cringe… moments or errors. Luckily, those are few and far between”

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Andrew: “Oh, Luke. To call you my friend is an honor”

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Andrew: Making ambulance sounds while Luke is thanking a donor

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Andrew: “Pop!? We say soda”

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Andrew: “That sounds delicious to me. I’m licking my chops… Give me access to that! I’d love to start blasting”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m gonna bring you down into the wallowing puddle with me, Luke”

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Andrew: “You know, we might be idiots, but they’re bird-brains, Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “Burbank? Burbank? (Burbank?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately… in regards (Thank you) to one of my favorite foods, Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “While we’re kind of wallowing in our mistakes a little bit here (I’m not wallowing!)”

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Luke: “Aye-yai-yai”

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Luke: “Das odd. Das weird”

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Luke: “I-5 comes together, I-84… I…405. Aye-yai-yai”

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Luke: Laughing like Muttley

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Luke: “See? We’re idiots”

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Luke: “That was a pretty good idea you had there, Burbs”

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Luke: “We’re idiots”

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Andrew: “Am I a pufferfish? Am I trying to make myself as big as possible?”

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Andrew: “As you were talking, I was half-listening and half-reading”

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Andrew: “Boom-boom, in and out”

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Andrew: “He’s not on the brrr bridge”

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Andrew: “I do not like to play in any kind of… untruthful space”

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Andrew: “I’m a man of faith, Luke… And, the words I use don’t represent who I am or my family”

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Andrew: “I’m making this fucking face. Sorry, kids”

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Andrew: “I’m still… confused… in the dark… and, kind of, on the edge of my seat here”

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Andrew: “I’ve already sworn once, I’m gonna say it: the thing is so… goddamn huge and gaudy”

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Andrew: “If you ever wanna cigarette, hit me up. No, just joking!”

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Andrew: “Look at this loser, messing up this photo”

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Andrew: “Oh! That poster! That poster!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho! Dirty”

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Andrew: Singing “Woo-hoo!”

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Andrew: “So, I get my meatball sandwich”

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Andrew: “The grrr bridge?”

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Andrew: “The reason why they gave you that photo, though, is… they were thinking they’ve got ways of making you talk”

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Andrew: “This is a good duck tale”

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Andrew: “Tim the Not Tool Man Taylor?”

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Andrew: “Want me to throw my…self on the, the petty tracks here for a moment?”

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Andrew: “You played me that tape and I am sucked in”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why am I buying food from a giant eagle; and, why am I suddenly (Right) scared?”

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Luke: “I wanted to marry this e-bike”

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Luke: Making the sound of driving over a grated surface of a bridge

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Luke: Making the sound of driving over a grated surface of a bridge #2

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Luke: “Not tweeting is the new weird Twitter”

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Luke: Singing “I’m a Cameron man”

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Luke: “The grrr bridge makes Burbs go grrr”

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Luke: “The grrr bridge… makes brrr go grrr!”

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Luke: “Welcome to Mi-ya-mi [ph]“

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Luke: “Well, I guess I’m just an e-bike man now”

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