Day: October 9, 2021

Andrew: “And, then, poor Joel. Oh, God, Joel! I like Joel. But, geez Louise!”

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Andrew: “Don’t tread on my Kraken”

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Andrew: “He’s old, man… And, he’s needy, and he’s awake right now; but, he seems happy sitting on my lap”

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Andrew: “It is so bad!”

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Andrew: “It’s gonna start with some pretty violent sounds here”

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Andrew: “Like, when are we gonna make out!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, that commercial is… Terrible. Just terrible! (Yeah) Just terrible!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Will we remember this game next week? Hopefully not (Hopefully not)”

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Luke: “Are you getting mildly turned on by my… exposed legs?”

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Luke: “Being wrong? Being loud wrong… and… and leaning into it?”

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Luke: “Chekov’s cheesesteak?”

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Luke: Saying “Dang it, Andrew! Do I look like I know what a dang Spitzer Shield is?” as Hank Hill

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Luke: Singing “Thank you, Mary”

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Luke: “Uhh! This is such a thing I would do!”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “God bless the broken road that brought us to this (Yeah!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lititz! Lititz!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You stood strong in the War of Northern Aggression. Right. Exactly. Exactly”

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Andrew: “¡Jalapeño!”

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Andrew: “All’s quiet on the garbage front”

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Andrew: “Does this line ever move!?”

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Andrew: “It’s a condiment! It’s a dressing!”

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Andrew: “It’s… as I say… pretty slick!”

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Andrew: “My heart leapt out of my chest there”

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Andrew: “One for the Money… Two for the Dough… Three to Get Deadly, Four to Score, High Five, Hot Six, Seven Up, Hard Eight”

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Andrew: “Please don’t tell them I said, ‘keister'”

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Andrew: “That’s a theme that I wanna explore on After These Messages!”

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Andrew: “They were tumthumping”

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Luke: “And, you don’t believe in a content god”

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Luke: “It’s a sandwich! It’s a taco! What? Stop trying to make that a thing, Taco Bell! It’s not a thing!”

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Luke: “Oh, this is how 45 year olds rock. At least, 45 year olds named Luke Burbank”

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Luke: Saying “Ah, cheers” in a British accent

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Luke: “This is off of ‘A.M.’!”

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Luke: “Walsh!”

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Luke: “You have a beautiful song… I love your song. It’s a beautiful Wilco song”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess my point is… I’m very famous… (Mmm-hmm!) and, it’s going great. No”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh! This is the Bad Place! (Yes, it’s…) We’re in the Bad Place”

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Luke and Andrew: “What!!? You don’t like Thousand Island!? What wrong (Right) with you? That’s the best part! Are you kidding me? Get a load of this guy; he doesn’t like Thousand Island!”

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Andrew: “50 degrees… Brrr!”

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Andrew: “Boy… chilly here, Luke”

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Andrew: “Goodbye… washer and dryer combined unit”

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Andrew: “Hair splinters sound like Hell splinters”

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Andrew: “Holy… Hell”

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Andrew: “I am doing some last minute cramming on fat bear week right now”

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Andrew: “I’m too far out on a ledge here”

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Andrew: “Mommy! The Santy Claus followed me home. Can we keep it?”

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Andrew: “Oh, damnit!”

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Andrew: “This guy, Shatner… is just an asshole!”

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Andrew: “Watch out for that mid-day slump”

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Luke: “A fish negatives from the head”

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Luke: “I rather… be slightly asphyxiated… than have hair down the back of my shirt for the rest of the day”

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Luke: “I’m drinking something called ‘Throat Coat'”

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Luke: “It’s a drug thing. It has to do with dipping a… a… some kind of a… drug that you smoke in a drug that is wet”

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Luke: “Just say no to dipping some kind of drug that you smoke into some kind of drug that is wet”

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Luke: “King Kong ain’t got nothing on me!”

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Luke: “Let’s dance, motherfucker”

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Luke: “Somebody better get these… MF-ing snakes off this MF-ing plane”

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Luke: “This is what happens in life, Burbs”

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Luke: “This is what happens in life, Burbs… You trade things off… Some things will be better about this new situation. Some things will be… not as great. And, that’s okay”

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Luke: “This might be my spiciest take I’ll have this week”

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Luke: “Wednesdays are for the Walshes?”

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Luke: “Wednesdays is for the Walshes?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Homie don’t play that… Daddy don’t play that?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Stay in line! (Yes) If you have HSA stuff to change, stay in line!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re racking up the Ws. Nice. The Walshes… That’s right. Wednesday is for Walsh Ws. Wednesdays for Walshes?”

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