TBTL Audio Clip Archive
 

Clips From Definitely Not A TBTL!

Andrew: “Aesthetic! That’s what I said”

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Andrew: “As you know… I’m not too manly to cry”

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Andrew: “Can you be too much not a sociopath?”

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Andrew: “Can you be too much not a sociopath? Like… can you… cuz, that might be what I am. Like, I’m just one big nerve-ending that’s ready to… start crying at a drop of a hat”

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Andrew: “Do we have Joe-Joe heads out there?”

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Andrew: “Do you guys wanna do some e-mails?”

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Andrew: “I think I don’t know how it’s spelled; and, I don’t know where the Rs go”

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Andrew: “I’m glad Luke’s not here to hear that”

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Andrew: “I’m not getting involved”

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Andrew: “I’ve had this in the… in the chamber for quite some time”

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Andrew: “Oh, damnit!!”

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Andrew: “TBTL: After Dark”

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Andrew: “The computer makes it seem so easy”

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Andrew: “The real TBTL, where it’s me and Luke, spoofing around”

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Andrew: “This is a strange thing to say; but, this is not… an episode of TBTL… you are listening to right now”

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Andrew: “Watch out for Mr. Red!”

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Andrew: “Well, those people are wrong”

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Andrew: “When is a TBTL really a TBTL?”

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Andrew: “You guys should definitely not see my nose right now”

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Clips From TBTL #3568

Andrew: “A bowl of, of human milk”

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Andrew: “A disparate thing to conflate”

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Andrew: “And, I say that as somebody who’s a… proud parallel parker”

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Andrew: “And, that’s like a pretty disparate thing to conflate”

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Andrew: “Are you interested in starting a coffee shop with me called, ‘Cuckold’s Coffee and Creamery’? Is that a yes?”

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Andrew: “But, I will try, for once in my G-D life, to keep my powder dry”

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Andrew: “Cuckold’s Coffee and Creamery”

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Andrew: “Friday, Monday… Thursday… No-no! Friday, Monday… Saturday, Sunday, Thursday, Wednesday”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what it is”

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Andrew: “I don’t like the sentences that are coming out of my mouth; so, I’m gonna change the subject”

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Andrew: “My brother-in-law from another mother-in-law”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah, the watch, see?” as Rocky the Gangster

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Andrew: “Suck it, Mars!”

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Andrew: “What was I thinking?”

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Andrew: “You are my number one source of information about conservative coffee shop chains”

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Luke: “Cuckold’s… Crying and Creaming? What? Excuse me?”

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Luke: “I feel like my phone gets herpes every time I go on The Daily Mail’s… website”

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Luke: “Let’s LAXit outta here”

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Luke: “The Bay City”

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Luke: “The Bench”

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Luke: “The Boise-ites”

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Luke: “The Brooklynites… The Brooklynites”

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Luke: “The weirdness was just coming from me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luckily, the bathroom has room for that. There’s actually a fetal-position crying (That’s right) area… designated for that”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about… the people who think Starbucks isn’t liberal enough… (Right) and… needs… more cucking?”

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