Day: December 10, 2021

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3572

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Andrew: “‘ey, it’s-a me, Mario!”

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Andrew: “And, you don’t believe in a God?”

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Andrew: “By the way, I never felt bad about Burien. I felt bad about what I did… to the people of Burien… who were in the room that night”

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Andrew: “Chicken Pox… The Disease… The Ride”

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Andrew: “Come on, ladies! Blood makes the grass grow!”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry… The rest of the show… is as terrible as always”

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Andrew: “Dude, I’m judging the hell outta you. I’m just not judging your face!”

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Andrew: “H-E-double hockey sticks”

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Andrew: “I don’t care about your skin; but, I… never said I liked your style, dude”

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Andrew: “I feel weirdly more excited for my booster shot”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what you just said”

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Andrew: “I hope you have a gaba-good birthday!”

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Andrew: “I take no offense to, to what you said”

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Andrew: “I’m a world-class dingus”

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Andrew: “I’m falling apart here. I’m absolutely falling apart”

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Andrew: “I’m not sick. I’m not sick. I’m not sick”

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Andrew: “Just so you know… like… it really kicked my ass”

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Andrew: “Lemme take a stab, lemme take a stab, lemme take a stab!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I feel tingly! Ride it out, baby!”

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Andrew: Pre-show message regarding the technical difficulties during the recording of the episode

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Andrew: Singing “Right now”

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Andrew: “Well, you know what, Andy? I’m a world-class dingus. So, there”

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Andrew: “What I’m about to say is probably ridiculous… And, I’ll regret it in hindsight”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, do I still sound (Yeah) good to you?”

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Luke: “And, I’ll be honest with you, I spread a lot of misinformation online”

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Luke: “I was Ted Cruz’s living nightmare”

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Luke: “Really… face? This is when you wanna do this?”

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Luke: Saying “Affleck!” as the Aflac duck

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Luke: Saying “Harvard” in an odd Boston accent

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Luke: “This is gonna sound like… I actually don’t even wanna say this… but, I will”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s connection and voice was breaking up

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Luke and Andrew: “Old Face-Blind Walsh (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You sound… crystal clear, my friend. (Nice) Clearer than Crystal Pepsi; and, more successful”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3571

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A significant portion of TBTL #3571 comes from episode #318 of After These Messages.

 

Andrew: “Are you gonna ding me, or are you gonna… X me?”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t care”

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Andrew: “Get a fluffy finger”

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Andrew: “Hello, Lukles”

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Andrew: “I may have a new love, Genevieve. A new commercial… love”

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Andrew: “Those damn nerds… going to their comi-cons and drinking Diet Coke”

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Andrew: “Utica!?”

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Andrew: “What were the commercials I was just so ga-ga over a few weeks ago?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I look at it kind of like… the Israeli-Palestinian crisis (Uh-huh)”

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Genevieve Haas: “Before the era of zero… happened”

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Genevieve Haas: “I understand how memes work”

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Genevieve Haas: “Maybe this is gonna be incredibly obvious to everyone but me; because, I don’t live in the modern world”

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Genevieve Haas: “Oh, it slaps!”

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Genevieve Haas: “You look young for… however old you are”

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Luke: “Ah, busted!!”

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Luke: Drawn out “Yes?”

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Luke: “Get a French tickler”

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Luke: “Get a feather!”

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Luke: “Hey, thank you for having me. I am… as excited as… I could possibly be”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna brag, but I actually do know… a lot about the Navy… Because, I served… Ah, busted!! I’m Super Bowl champion Rob Gronkowski”

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Luke: “I have a tight 12 minutes on Gaza”

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Luke: “I would… kill both of you for that sandwich… No offense. And, I love you both. But, I would… murder people for that sandwich. It looks so good”

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Luke: “It’s my crayon and I want it now!”

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Luke: “It’s my money and I want it now!”

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Luke: “Okay. I, I like eggs”

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Luke: Singing “A Quibi for your quibble. Let’s call it a deal”

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Luke: “They were fun. They were, they were loose. They were sexy”

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Luke: “Upstate New York!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s my money and I want it now! (And, I want it now!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, my monocle fell into my Manhattan. Exactly”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Thank you, Jonathan. Thank you… Genevieve, are not gonna thank Jonathan? Oh, thank you, Jonathan… Wow… That was awkward. That was awkward. Wow. Sorry… Sorry, Jonathan”

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Clips From TBTL #3570

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Andrew: “Chewbacca, I am your father”

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Andrew: “F you, dude!”

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Andrew: “God, I’m so tired! I’m so sorry. Don’t know why my brain is so not working”

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Andrew: Growling

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Andrew: “Hey, Chewbacca. What’s a Gorgle?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m belaboring this shit”

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Andrew: “I keep track of these things… That’s why I, that’s why my future is secure at APM”

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Andrew: “I said that as a joke”

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Andrew: “I’m agreeing that you used to be likable”

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Andrew: “I’m not glad I said ‘at the end of the day’… I don’t like that. I don’t like that cliché… Just… word garbage there”

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Andrew: “My brain is mush”

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Andrew: Saying “What other weird voice?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s G.722!!”

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Andrew: “These sirens that you’re hearing… are coming from your podcart”

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Andrew: “This shit is complicated and nuanced”

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Andrew: Whispering “My brain is dead”

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Andrew: “Yes, the famous TERF. No”

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Andrew and Luke: “Generally speaking, once the exams begin, (Yes) maybe shut up about the small talk”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for posting the clip of Andrew Instant Gobbling Luke on to Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, Luke. Yeah, right? Welcome to the studio”

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Luke: “A Shiers in the hand is worth two Burbs in the bush… Easily!”

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Luke: “And, you don’t believe in a God”

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Luke: “Does it smell like Updike in here?”

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Luke: “Don’t do the broken voice… You were only s’pposed to blow the bloody doors off!!”

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Luke: Getting asked whether or not John Irving was a surprise guest on Live Wire Radio or not

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Luke: Growling like Chewbacca

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Luke: “I just don’t personally have… the ‘fuck you’… gene”

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Luke: “I… have a take on the story that I feel like will be interesting; but, also, will probably put me on the wrong side of history”

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Luke: “If you’re on this call… you work for a former APM property called ‘TBTL'”

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Luke: “Instant Gobble’s gonna getcha?”

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Luke: “John Irving in da house”

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Luke: “Meta alert! Meta alert!”

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Luke: “Oh, I’m such a Capricorn!”

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Luke: Saying “And, he was yelling the whole time!” with a broken voice

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Luke: Saying “Give her the old Owen Meany!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Saying “Oh, I could do that” as Linda Belcher

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Luke: “That’s definitely organ, obvs… Drum, drum, drum… Strum, strum, strum. Thank you, baby”

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Luke: “There’s so many babies being born”

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Luke: “Things are gonna get weird… Things are gonna get tired”

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Luke: “Will you quit naming trees?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Again, I’ll not D… (Mmm-hmm) that A… I’ll not disclose that agreement… that I signed… Why do you always make it dirty!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I take it to a more… esoteric place? Yes, I can, Andrew (Uh-huh)”

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Luke and Andrew: Reacting to the clip of Andrew Instant Gobbling Luke on #1734

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Luke and Andrew: Reacting to the clip of Andrew Instant Gobbling Luke on #1734 #2

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Luke and Andrew: “You had an ‘s’ on there. It’s not, it’s like the Nordstrom of firing. (Right, right, right) There’s no ‘s'”

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Luke and Andrew: “You throw a dart at any baby… and, they will beg you… to stop. That’s what I’ve learned”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re allowed to D the A… (I’m just) of how, of what you did? (Oh, God!)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From No Point Conversion 2021-12-07

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Andrew: “Hello! Welcome to Seattle”

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Andrew: “I have all of my… all of my ridiculous optimism back”

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Andrew: “Oh, hello. Sorry”

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Andrew: “Something has been scra–itching my brain so much”

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Andrew: “We were watching it, and we were talking, and we were drinking, and we were eating”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m leaning towards doing it. Let’s put friendship before football. What do you think?”

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Luke: “Hingle McCringleberry”

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Luke and Andrew: “BYOB: Brought My Own Bell… Baby… There’s two Bs. The second one’s silent (Mmm-hmm)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3569

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Andrew: “‘Bout time! I don’t even want it anymore!”

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Andrew: “And, I have much regret about bringing it up!”

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Andrew: “Father Christmas Lukles”

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Andrew: “Hard-core Splenda people”

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Andrew: “Hey, cucks!”

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Andrew: “I’m just kidding! I love you, Luke. Get off the floor!”

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Andrew: “New… World Coffee Order”

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Andrew: “Once you sleeve, you can’t leave”

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Andrew: “Splenda… curious people”

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Andrew: “They seem pretty hippie-dippie”

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Andrew: “This is me literally being an idiot, not pretending to be an idiot”

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Andrew: “What if Jesus was just sneaking around?”

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Andrew: “Whatever you’re gonna say, please don’t get us canceled”

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Andrew: Whispering “I was looking for little spoons”

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Andrew: “Will you make me the happiest man… in the world… and not listen to this episode?”

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Andrew: “You know me, I… I get high on nostalgia”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Oh, yeah. Look at me. And, you know me, I’m the cleanest of them all (Yeah…)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can’t believe you didn’t ask me about my cat… Oh! I’m just kidding! I love you, Luke. Get off the floor!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Remember my name! Remember my name! Attica! Attica! Look into your hearts!”

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Genevieve Haas: “I… I struggle with annihilate”

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Genevieve Haas: “Things were born and things died”

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Luke: “Critical Splenda theory?”

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Luke: “Hot damn… or not damn”

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Luke: “I’ll not disclose a thing I’ve signed an agreement to non”

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Luke: “I’ll not… put the D in the NDA”

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Luke: “I’ll not… put the D in the NDA… I’ll not disclose a thing I’ve signed an agreement to non”

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Luke: “I’m poly-Splendarous”

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Luke: Making machinery moving sounds

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Luke: “Marco! Wrong-o!”

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Luke: “Oh, see, that’s, that’s too much of a milk party”

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Luke: “Oui, oui! I get a franc… I’m getting my 400 day franc”

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Luke: Saying “Wanna go out and about in a boat?” in a stereotypical Canadian accent

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Luke: “TBTL: Night Cheese!”

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Luke: “Truly was, a December to remember”

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Luke and Andrew: “I… could easily just unhinge my jaw and lower an entire sleeve… of Joe-Joes down my gullet… (Yes!) But, I won’t”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I had a life-threatening butt situation (Uh-huh)”

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