Day: December 20, 2021

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3579

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Andrew: “Do you know that Winter Paws is my furry name?”

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Andrew: “I just love the fact that we’re starting the Winter Games with so much heaven talk”

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Andrew: “I’m a bad quiz man”

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Andrew: “Now I’m out, though. Now I choked”

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Andrew: “That really lived in my head. That was not a comfortable feeling”

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Andrew: “The font is so bad”

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Andrew: “There is an abuse of ellipses here”

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Luke: “Half past dead… is still slightly alive”

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Luke: “I’m a bad man!”

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Luke: “Inconceivable!”

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Luke: “Nothing puts the listeners in the Christmas spirit like a little good win over replacement talk”

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Luke: Saying “What’s the deal with terrorists?” as Jerry Seinfeld

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Luke: Singing “Heaven isn’t too far away”

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Luke: Singing “How far is Heaven?”

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Luke: Singing “Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth”

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Luke: Singing “There’s a lady, I’m told… All that glitters is gold; and, she’s”

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Luke: Singing the opening to Conway Twitty’s “Games People Play”

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Luke: Singing to the “Driven to Kill” trailer music in the style of Seinfeld’s theme song

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Luke: “That’s everything I’ve got on Heaven”

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Luke: “Why, brain? Why is this what you remember?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a bad man! (I’m a bad man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s ‘Sex and the City’! (Yeah)”

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Clips From TBTL #3578

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Andrew: “Attention everyone! Attention! I have a podcast. I’ll be telling everybody”

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Andrew: “Close… but no Seagal”

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Andrew: “Dembitz!”

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Andrew: “I feel like my head… is a balloon”

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Andrew: “I feel like my head… is a balloon, that is floating off of my body; and, I have to reach up and grab it”

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Andrew: “I think about nose-blindness all the time”

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Andrew: “In some ways, you and I are very different people”

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Andrew: “Jake, return the scarf!”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m… too high on my own supply”

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Andrew: “Me fail English? That’s unpossible”

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Andrew: “Taylor, your silence on ballers is deafening!”

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Andrew: “That stuff always makes me uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “The RAM!”

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Andrew: “Where’s Mark with my shit!?”

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Andrew: “You didn’t Google hard enough”

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Andrew: “You were a Jackass guy, right?”

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Listener: Singing “Hawaii is Beautiful”

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Luke: “I don’t know! This kinda slaps for me”

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Luke: “I think this is good that we don’t know how to make meth!”

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Luke: “I was hoping that it would be more satisfying than that”

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Luke: “Nobody… probably… puts Taylor in a corner”

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Luke: “Proto-Deez Nuts”

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Luke: “Silence is violence, Taylor”

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Luke: “That’s gross!”

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Luke: “The fella over there with a hella good hair”

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Luke: “The players are gonna play, play, play, play, play. And, the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate”

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Luke: “You got dis”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think this is good that we don’t know how to make meth! Or, you and I are just like, ‘I don’t know. I don’t know. I saw it on TV once! There was a guys–they were in a trailer… I don’t know. One of them was wearing underwear'”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing #2

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Clips From TBTL #3577

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Andrew: “Aww!”

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Andrew: “Blorn to blurs!”

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Andrew: “Hey, m-fer. Wanna step outside? Betcha you’ve never seen a grown man cry”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t keep it to myself”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know he had a Blursday!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t support you on that”

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Andrew: “I got you a coke spoon for Christmas”

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Andrew: “I was being… honest!”

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Andrew: “I was being… honest! I was being as honest as I could possibly be in that situation”

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Andrew: “I’m honestly not proud of coming in hot like that”

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Andrew: “I… seriously… got Genevieve… a coke spoon… for Christmas”

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Andrew: “If I start to feel… any kind of symptom before Hawaii… Genevieve will leave me”

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Andrew: “It’s a coke spoon”

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Andrew: “Microphone wasn’t on there for a second. But, everything’s fine”

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Andrew: “Now, I am so whipped up”

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Andrew: “Now, I am so whipped up. I feel fine… by the way”

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Andrew: “Now, you have a friend in the Blursday business”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, man!”

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Andrew: “Okay. I need to calm down”

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Andrew: Saying “Take me to the bridge!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Shit, man! You did it again!!”

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Andrew: “Still one of my favorite… TBTL, I don’t know, moments or… thingies. It’s one of my favorite TBTL thingies”

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Andrew: “Wa-ho! Oh, sorry? I didn’t let you finish”

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Andrew: “Where’s the coke?”

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Andrew: “You’re not even copied on this!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love my widdle [ph] spoon! (Right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You ready to blurs? Ah! I was… blorn… bready… to blurs. Blorn to blurs!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wound up getting a coke spoon as a Christmas present for Genevieve

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Luke: “But, I know what you say… ‘How do you know they’re gonna be girls?'”

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Luke: “He emerged from a… from a growler… fully formed”

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Luke: “I mean, it wasn’t good co-hosting; but, it was very… diplomatic”

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Luke: “I was… blorn… bready… to blurs”

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Luke: “I’m still a charity case! What is going on?”

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Luke: “If anything, I’m very thirsty for Carl’s… approval”

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Luke: Singing “Kayla”

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Luke: “We love you! We love you! We love you!”

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Clips From TBTL #3576

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Andrew: “And, we do-do”

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Andrew: “How are your feet? What’s going on with your feet this morning?”

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Andrew: “I was prepared for you to be coming in here today… the opposite of hot”

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Andrew: “It was kids hanging out in the 70s film thing, and they were splashing around, and having fun, and they were having a dinner out on the… on the back porch of this cabin that looked absolutely perfect. And, I just wanted to love in that movie… Then, they get all stabby!”

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Andrew: “Oh… thank you!”

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Andrew: “Please don’t look at me while you say that”

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Andrew: “This is a question I don’t like asking you, and I try to ask it as… little as possible; but… how are your feet? What’s going on with your feet this morning, after your cold water plunge?”

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Andrew, Jen and Luke: “It’s happening… (Yeah, yeah. Get it, get it) Okay. Let’s go”

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Jen: “Get it, get it. Yeah, yeah”

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Jen: “Go upstairs and put pants on now!!”

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Jen: “I get it, get it. Yeah, yeah. Get it”

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Jen: “Just to be clear, I blame everything on the boogie”

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Jen: “Oh, we sit around talking about grammar and big words”

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Jen: Singing “I’m gonna do you like Michael. I’m gonna kiss you like Prince”

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Jen: Singing “I’m gonna thrill you like Michael. I’m gonna kiss you like Prince”

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Jen: Singing “I’m gonna… pick you up like a… gentleman in a… Cadillac”

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Luke: “And, I went and… and sat in the sauna… nude… and humiliated”

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Luke: “Hold on! You’ve been scrolling for way too long”

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Luke: “I decided, Andrew… to go shirtless”

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Luke: “I hate that guy”

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Luke: “I said, ‘I swam to Alcatraz, motherfucker'”

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Luke: “If I see #Trump… I am flicking that thing so fast”

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Luke: “It was somewhere between… humiliation and triumph”

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Luke: “It was the civil war of my vanity”

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Luke: “Jonathan Lipnicki for the win”

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Luke: “Naked as a jaybird”

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Luke: “Okay. Let’s go”

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Luke: “Okay. Let’s go” #2

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Luke: “Okay. Let’s go” #3

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Luke: “Okay. Let’s go” #4

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Luke: “Okay. Let’s go” #5

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Luke: “Ooh! Just got light-headed… I’m still… in hypothermia”

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Luke: Saying “I work for NPR. I talked about grammar. I’m Luke Burbank” in a snooty manner

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Luke: Saying “That’s brisk” as if his mouth was full of water

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Luke: “Well ask him. He’s right there”

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Luke: “You put a towel down so that the next person doesn’t have to sit on your butt juice”

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Luke and Andrew: “They… hoisted my pale… (Slippery) chunky frame. My pale, slippery, chunky 45 year old frame… into the Zodiac”

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Luke and Jen: “From stagnant to fetid! Yeah. There you go”

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Luke and Jen: “I kept saying, ‘you people’… What do you… what do you people trying to order? There you go”

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Clips From TBTL #3575

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Andrew: “And, I don’t even know what my argument… really is”

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Andrew: “And, I know a lot about sex”

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Andrew: “But, I did something that I’ve never done in my adult life before”

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Andrew: “But, I still, honestly, can’t remember which one is right and which one is wrong: the ‘and’ and the ‘in'”

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Andrew: “I don’t need a haircut… Like, what am I doing?”

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Andrew: “I’m Andy. I, I show up where I’m supposed to be”

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Andrew: “I’m clean, though!”

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Andrew: “I’m doing something that I thought was an adult move… Not like that… Come on, people”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I hear the rant I’m on”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m fine with my hair, I’m fine with my hair. Until, one day I wake up… and, then, I wanna cut it all off”

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Andrew: “Like, it just looks stringy, weird and gross”

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Andrew: “One good side of this… this is… as far as I… know, this is the first TV story you’ve done where you can actually… pee your pants on camera, and nobody will know”

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Andrew: “Right now, I am hugging… I am hugging myself. I am hugging myself with my hands on each shoulder. This is how… this is physically making me feel uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “You think Denver’s gonna live in Denver, right? But, no, that’s too on the nose, as you would say. Like, that’s, you don’t wanna be a Denver living in Denver; but, you wanna be Denver living in a Denver-esque place”

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Luke: “50 Strokes to Fabulous”

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Luke: “But, that’s where my pride comes in, Andrew”

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Luke: Drawn out “Yeah!!!”

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Luke: “Every time we get into the water… it hurts like hell”

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Luke: “Giving them a little whack on the butt and saying ‘No!!'”

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Luke: “I don’t even care if people pee on me”

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Luke: “I just let y’all run with it”

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Luke: “It’s not… a sexual event”

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Luke: “It’s so far!”

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Luke: “Like, your brain just… dump trucks all the serotonin that it has”

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Luke: “Sex AND the City!”

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Luke: Singing “How’d you like to get a haircut… on Christmas day”

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Luke: “Well, shit”

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Luke and Andrew: “The doll can only point at, at pictures of… where Luke tried to get it to nurse… Oh, no”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re pranking a Burbank… I’d prank a Burbank”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke would let a kitten suckle on his nipple and Andrew is very uncomfortable about the whole thing

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