Clips From TBTL #3593

Andrew: “And, boy, does she go for the feet!”

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Andrew: “But, I like a little alone time, you know?”

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Andrew: “DJ Chalupa”

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Andrew: “I mean I love… all of you, very much; but… I’m enjoying my Andy time. I am… king of the household right now, Luke. I can do whatever I want, at any time. Which is, exactly what life is like when Genevieve is here as well”

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Andrew: “I was also scared to death! That–the ‘D’ stood for ‘death’ in my family”

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Andrew: “I’ve never pooped in the woods”

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Andrew: “I’ve never pooped in the woods; unlike, the Pope or a bear”

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Andrew: “If anybody… if anybody… tells my parents about this episode or this lie, I will disown you as a friend or family member!”

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Andrew: “It never really stuck with me too much”

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Andrew: “It’s a party over here too, my dude”

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Andrew: “Looking sympathetic, but disappointed!”

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Andrew: “My body just shuts down in those situations”

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Andrew: “Open your hand”

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Andrew: “That janky ‘B'”

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Camaro Kev: “And, then, when she stops, I’m, like, ‘No. Keep going'”

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Camaro Kev: “Audacity. It’s free. It’s, it’s shareware” [ed.: Audacity is open source software, not shareware]

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Camaro Kev: “You’re right. I’m sorry”

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Luke: “DJ Quesarito!”

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Luke: “Once you pop, you can’t stop”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: Luke liked having Rudy lick his face even knowing what else Rudy had also licked

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Clips From TBTL #3592

Andrew: “From Daddy Comcast… or, Comcast Daddy”

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Andrew: “Googahs and doodads”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m floating in space right now”

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Andrew: “I wanna confess something to you here”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna weigh in on the bun… situation”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, Jessica! I’m sorry that this is your show!”

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Andrew: “It’s a new year. It’s a new Andrew. It’s a new Blurs”

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Andrew: “It’s not… a bad… apology!”

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Andrew: “Just because I call them ‘my Comcast Daddy’, doesn’t mean I have Stockholm syndrome”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. We gotta try acid”

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Andrew: “This is… this is jank box”

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Andrew: “Using our… googahs and doodads”

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Andrew: “Well, lemme say one bad thing and one good thing”

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Andrew: “What the heck is going on?”

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Andrew: “Wouldn’t it be fun if I could just project those on to the wall. Like, not put down a screen or anything, cuz it… doesn’t matter. But, like… just go full hippie, psychedelic… studio in here”

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Andrew: “You also thought it was funny; cuz, it is funny. And, it looks funny”

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Luke: “A bidet bi-duilt? [ph]

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Luke: “I wanted to… acquire something that would calm or fill whatever… laser balding-shaped hole there is in my heart”

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Luke: “It sucked!”

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Luke: “Our hotel room in Hawaii… had a bidet… bi-duilt [ph] into it”

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Luke: “That’s really farting through silk”

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Luke: “This is… artisanal podcasting, my friend”

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Luke: “We’ll talk… silly glasses and… robot nibbles”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s some real weird shit going down. Oh, man. We gotta try acid”

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Clips From No Point Conversion 2022-01-05

Andrew: “But, I am an idiot about this stuff; so, I don’t care”

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Andrew: “But, they screwed the pooch”

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Andrew: “Cuz, nobody knows what the hell they’re talking about, right?”

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Andrew: “It sounds like raspberries, man!”

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Andrew: “Like a real… whoopin’… Can I say ‘whoopin”?”

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Andrew: “Spank it and then shoot it”

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Andrew: “You keep your goddamn hands off of Jack Conklin!”

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Andrew: “You know, he’s been broken all season”

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Luke: “Ah, these foolios again”

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Luke: “Ah, these motherfuckers?”

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Luke: Rattling off some notes

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Luke: Singing “Funky little score!” as Fred Schneider

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Luke: “Thank you for putting your evil inside me”

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Luke: “The foolios you know are better than the foolios you don’t know”

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