TBTL Audio Clip Archive
 

Clips From TBTL #3598

Andrew: “3 on the tree… 4 on the floor”

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Andrew: “Chicka-chicka!”

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Andrew: “Chicka-chicka!” #2

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Andrew: “I have zero of those things”

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Andrew: “I just… can’t take it anymore!”

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Andrew: Imitating the David from the Basement drop

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna be in the fart locker with you guys”

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Andrew: “Oh, is that ‘Chase Me All the Way’?”

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Andrew: “Thank you, sir”

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Andrew: “Tim, don’t listen to Luke”

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Andrew: “You know I love things chopped and screwed”

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Andrew and Luke: “I dunno how we ended up where we are… Do any of us? Honestly?”

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Andrew and Luke: “No. Making stuff up is easier than actually doing… Yeah, you’re right. I was trying to get myself an out, you son of a gun!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s the noun of mundane? Munda… mundacity? (TBTL?)”

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Luke: “Earmuffs, everyone”

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Luke: “Haas, Hass [ph], Hassy [ph]

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Luke: “I have discovered something; and, I’m not proud of it”

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Luke: “I haven’t tested any of the other emotional states other than swearing”

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Luke: “It should just go… poof!”

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Luke: Saying “Shoot… the glass” as Hans Gruber

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Luke: Saying “Shoot… the glass” as Max Gruber #2

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Luke: Singing a few notes from Yello’s “Oh Yeah”

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Clips From TBTL #3597

Andrew: “8:05, 8:06, 9 AM, 9:31, 9:37, 9:49”

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Andrew: “And, it definitely feels like I’ve contracted something. That’s how it feels right now”

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Andrew: “Cuz, you know, how much I hate an uncomfortable silence, right?”

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Andrew: “God! My swaft’s been hurting me lately too. I’ve been going to the gym”

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Andrew: “I actually have something I wanna… say about this”

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Andrew: “I am the worst!”

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Andrew: “I have a bit of an infection myself”

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Andrew: Imitating the sound of a conversation over a flaky connection

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Andrew: “I’d kill for that hair. Geez, Louise”

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Andrew: “Luke! Luke”

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Andrew: “Luke! There’s one–I just looked down at my phone! There’s one coming in right now!!”

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Andrew: “Me-mes!”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh. Are we starting to… see a bright light? And, then… Or, a light at the end of the tunnel, I should say”

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Andrew: Quiet “Rawr”

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Andrew: “This just popped in my head”

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Andrew: “Tiller Swaft [ph]

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Andrew: “We are… chock-a-block… with Saras today”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s right. I got Arthur drops… Kids TV show, Arthur… That’s what I’m, that’s what I’m bringing… that’s what I’m bringing to this drop fight”

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Andrew: “You know how my brain just leaks information”

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Luke: “Can I just have one thing, of this, that I’m better at than you?”

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Luke: “I don’t have the mental… brains… for it”

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Luke: “I forget what he did; but, he did a bad”

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Luke: “No… Go nuts”

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Luke: “Shut up!! I can see it… I don’t need you anymore”

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Luke: Singing “Just like Ronnie said. Just like Ronnie said. Be my little baby”

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Luke: “That is… not cool, Carson Daly! Not cool”

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Luke and Andrew: “Louis. Louis”

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Clips From TBTL #3596

Andrew: “Are you watching what I’m watching?”

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Andrew: “Boy-boy”

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Andrew: “Boy-boy” #2

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Andrew: “Boy-boy” #3

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Andrew: “Boy-boy. If you and I… I dunno why I just said, ‘boy-boy’… But, boy-boy”

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Andrew: “Could I be a plant?”

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Andrew: “Do I need to turn this down to get you there?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “And, Meg Ryan?”

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Andrew: “Goddamn! I gotta get to Jake Paul fast here; because, I’m sinking”

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Andrew: “Hey… VH-1! I know the 80s… sort of”

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Andrew: “I hadn’t… visited this corner of Twitter”

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Andrew: “I just came up with a life rule, I think”

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Andrew: “I just wanted a magic mouse”

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Andrew: “I thought it said, ‘Silk farting: for a day or for a lifetime'”

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Andrew: “I’m not wrong. Society is”

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Andrew: “Is there an international cabal of evil spies trying to get you?”

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Andrew: “Never spend more than 60 dollars at a state fair”

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Andrew: “Now it’s time to talk about the damn rat”

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Andrew: “Peel the banana!”

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Andrew: “Peel the banana! Peel the banana”

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Andrew: “People are bad”

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Andrew: “The thing is, I was middle-aged when I was 19 years old”

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Andrew: “Time to peel the banana”

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Andrew: “We had a few other things that… went nowhere, actually”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve got that old man thing happening now”

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Luke: “I can’t decide… if I’m… if I’m good or bad at being quarantined, Andrew”

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Luke: “I see you’ve got a case of the chew-daddies”

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Luke: “Oh! That’s great!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making alarm sounds

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Luke: Saying “Alright. I gotta go Steve. Thanks. Good talking to you. Bye” as Donald Trump

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Luke: Singing “Arms up… for Jesus. Arms up… Arms up… for Jesus. Arms up”

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Luke: Singing “Beanie rap… it’s a beanie rap”

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Luke: Singing “Patty Lee, shine the light on me; cuz, there’s something I don’t understand”

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Luke: “Talk about silk farting”

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Luke: “That sticks in my craw”

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Luke: “Welcome to Medina, Washington… Talk about silk farting”

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Luke: “What… did Olivia Colman do?”

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Luke: “Yeah, it got me”

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Luke: “You got me good, Dad”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our show is built mostly on terrible responses. We know… about… terrible, inchoate responses. And, that one… that one runs laps around our worst work… And, then, I say something!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Remember to peel the banana. And, also… no mountain too tall. And, good luck to all”

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