Day: January 19, 2022

Andrew: “Grab the nuggs”

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Andrew: “I don’t know millimeters”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m just throwing ideas out here”

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Andrew: “I thought we were still talking about the teenagers in 1986. Sorry, what? Huh? What are you doing?”

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Andrew: “I won’t do it; but, my God, that would be funny”

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Andrew: “I’ve been… dinking around on Minecraft too much lately”

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Andrew: “It’s me! Gotcha!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Secure the nuggs!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, what? Huh? What are you doing?”

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Andrew: “Sucking on a chili dog”

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Andrew: “Sucking on a chili dog outside the Tastee-Freez”

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Andrew: “That’s fresh!”

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Andrew: “The M is for ‘Micro’… The S is for ‘Soft'”

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Andrew: “This is filthier than I thought”

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Andrew: “Well, tattoos happen at night”

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Andrew: “Well… Horse Island was a bad idea”

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Andrew: “You should be thankful that you were able to watch The Twenty!”

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Andrew: “You should drop down on your knees and thank God we permitted you, mortal, to watch The Twenty!”

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Luke: “And, even though… Nina Totenberg… freshens up her résumé… when she hears us say it… This is NPR”

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Luke: “Andrew, if you think I’m gonna dribble off my Bobbie Brooks for you”

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Luke: “Dribble off your Bobbie Brooks and do what I please?”

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Luke: “I already kinda know… how this goes, everyone”

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Luke: “I guess I’m getting a tattoo later today? (Okay)”

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Luke: Saying “It’s-a me, not John Prine!” in a stereotypical Italian accent

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Luke: “Secure the nuggs!”

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Luke: Singing “Just call me Tattoo of the Morning, baby”

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Luke: Singing “Well then Ol’ Diane, we oughta run off to the city”

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Luke: “That is a real den of iniquity down there”

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Luke: “This is NPR”

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Luke: “This is how screwy my brain is”

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Luke: “What rhymes with, ‘May I escalate the intimacy?'”

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Luke: “What’s it like to have no desire to be cool?”

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Andrew: “911: Dubuque”

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Andrew: “And, here’s the cheeky game”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “Everything about this hurts me”

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Andrew: “I have no excuses today. The bins are in and the date is right. I have no excuse to… to flop around verbally today”

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Andrew: “It’s LA, baby!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No! I think it’s good… But, I think it’s cheeky”

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Andrew: “Those garbage collectors are playing a cheeky little game with me, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing this? Oh my goodness”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Let’s just move on. Let’s just do Top Stories”

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Listener Rachel: “Blue Ridge, Blue Ridge! We had bad cheers! We haven’t won a meet in 16 years! Go Blue Ridge!”

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Luke: “Baton Rouge!”

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!”

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!” #2

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!” #3

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Luke: “Bing-Bong!” #4

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Luke: “Bing-Bing!” #5

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Luke: “Bing!”

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Luke: “Can you believe… that Sean Spicer was actually… Left Shark in ‘I Can Hear You Dance’? Ken Jeong was floored! Jenny McCarthy almost couldn’t believe… who was… in that… digital avatar of a crypto punk”

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Luke: “Daddy please love me?”

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Luke: “Did any of the ‘Bing-Bong’ stuff make its way into your life?”

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Luke: “Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong! Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong!”

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Luke: “Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong! Ding! Ding! Ding! Dong!” [Edited]

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Luke: “Jesus Christ!”

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Luke: “Jesus Christ!” #2

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Luke: “Jesus Christ!!!”

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Luke: “Judge not Steve Harvey lest thee be judged”

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Luke: “Let’s be honest… Luke’s… 5’10”, 112 pounds… Probably… not… going to beat Evergreen Lutheran… But… you’re really… trying your hardest”

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Luke: “My brain… My bad, bad brain”

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Luke: “Never hoid of him!”

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Luke: Saying “I want to suck your blood!” as Vampire Gilbert Gottfried

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Luke: “Shasta McNasty”

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Luke: Singing “From… Dad…dy… get… a… kiss… from!”

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Luke: “When this bell dings, we answer… Okay?”

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Luke: “Why? Why, Luke?”

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Luke: “You gotta want it… to win it… and want it more! You got to want it… to win it… and we want it more!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I could be wrong; so… please… be gentle with me. God ain’t finished with me yet, y’all (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Aaay! Job done!”

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Andrew: “Andrew Walsh: He’ll keep you there!”

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Andrew: “By the way, this was truly a coincidence; and, you don’t believe in a God”

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Andrew: “Do it. I’d have no idea”

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Andrew: “I don’t know where this is gonna go!”

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Andrew: “I just realized I can blame you for something, which is great”

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Andrew: “I love it! A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met”

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Andrew: “I was monitoring this on my Excite-O-Meter!”

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Andrew: “I’m breaking down over here”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna edit that so that I say it confidently”

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Andrew: “I’m just… starting strong today”

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Andrew: “I’m not even gonna get… close to my keyboard to play my Bull”

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Andrew: “I’m not, like, doing it for my Q rating. I did it cuz I was drunk”

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Andrew: “It looked right in my brain, but sounded wrong in my mouth”

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Andrew: “Just calm down, snowflake”

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Andrew: Making mouth clicking sounds and saying “I’m breaking down over here”

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Andrew: “Oh! Wait! Yes!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, dawg. That’s the 1975. Type it in, Luke!”

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Andrew: Saying “Okay” as Bull from Night Court

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Andrew: Saying “Okay” as Bull from Night Court #2

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Andrew: Saying “Okay” as Bull from Night Court #3

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Andrew: “Some famous deplorable”

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Andrew: “That was a… bad thing for me to hit”

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Andrew: “That’s the answer that the Internet gave me”

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Andrew: “There’s a C, there’s an L. There’s an E, there’s an O, there’s a P… There’s an A? There’s a T, there’s an R… (Okay)”

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Andrew: “There’s an I, there’s an E, and there’s a U”

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Andrew: “This isn’t about his antibodies!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good stuff… Good stuff. Good stuff… Good stuff… Good stuff”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where is oral fixation? Who is… oral fixation?”

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL: An Embarrassment of Bulls (and getting mentioned for providing clips of Bull from Night Court saying “Okay”)

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Luke: “Aaay! That’s job done!”

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Luke: “And, a Luke is just a person who gets a lotta things wrong”

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Luke: “Buddy, Cuddy and Duddy”

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Luke: “I mean, talk about a Zelig-like figure of… of terribleness!”

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Luke: “It’s an embarrassment of Bulls”

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Luke: “More Bull than any other podcast out there”

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Luke: Saying “Wine and women. Wine and women” in a backmasking manner

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Luke: “Stop all the downloading, Andrew”

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Luke: “Trigger warning: I don’t know how trigger warning works”

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Luke: “What a hellscape!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Does it… count as a trigger warning (Mo) if you say it after you the thing that’s triggering?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s the Year of the Monkey and I’m still writing the Year of the Dragon on my checks (Mmm-hmm. Yes)”

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