Day: February 26, 2022

Andrew: “Contents are as follows: 3-inch screwdriver… 5-inch screwdriver… scriber, reamer… Can we say that?”

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Andrew: “Do it to it. Love it up!”

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Andrew: “Don’t poop in my mouth and call it a sundae”

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Andrew: “Don’t poop in my mouth and call it a sundae. Like, we all saw what happened there”

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Andrew: “God made Ed; and, Ed bust your ass”

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Andrew: “Gordon Shumway!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I fell for it again!”

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Andrew: “I know. There’s gonna be a lot of silence here”

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Andrew: “I’ll know it when I’m crying in the bathroom”

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Andrew: “I’m not proud of that”

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Andrew: “In fact, I like to yum people’s yucks”

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Andrew: “It’s fine! I also think they’re lying”

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Andrew: “None of this shit matters”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Really!?”

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Andrew: “People don’t care anymore, man!”

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Andrew: Saying “Alf!” as Willie Tanner

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Andrew: Saying “Willie!” as Alf

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Andrew: Saying “Willie!” as Alf #2

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Andrew: Saying “Willie!” as Alf #3

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Andrew: Saying “Willie!” as Alf #4

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Andrew: Saying “Willie!?” as Alf

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Andrew: “This is totally cheating; but, hopefully, it will be somewhat entertaining”

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Andrew: “Uhh! That really cut me to the quick!’

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Andrew: “Well, of course. That’s not a pet! You idiot, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Willie!” Supercut

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Andrew: “Yeah… But, like, I don’t care”

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Andrew: “You did something at some point”

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Andrew: “You idiot, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “You’re dumber than a bag of hammers, TBTL!”

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Andrew and Luke: Being in Cleveland has really, really made Andrew go full filthy

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Andrew and Luke: “Why (Why!) would this happen to an innocent person!?”

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Luke: “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining”

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Luke: “Drew… 3000 dollars!”

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Luke: “I gave you a sundae!”

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Luke: “That’s a football-y ass answer!”

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Luke: “This is the guy, me… I’m that guy. I’m the guy I’m talking about”

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Luke: “Yucking people’s yums”

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Andrew: Barking Sound

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Andrew: “Again, I’m a long-legged freak, long femur freak”

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Andrew: “Have I ever, like, been… just like, straight up zonked out?”

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Andrew: “He is a monster!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think my keyboard is working, Andrew”

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Andrew: “‘Oh, aren’t you supposed to record in 10 minutes?’ So, I said, ‘No. That son-of-a-bitch never wakes up on time.’ No”

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Andrew: Singing “Who left their bag there?”

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Andrew: “Uhhh-I don’t know”

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Andrew: “What is basketball and how do you play it?”

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Andrew: “What’s her favorite number? What’s her favorite number!?”

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Andrew: “Whoever it is probably has their dang headphones in; and, they can’t even hear the announcement!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, computer. I did. Are we okay?”

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Andrew: “You know, in a certain way, I feel like you owe me an apology… really; for questioning me”

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Andrew and Luke: “I tell just fascinating, fascinating stories… about lost luggage and… long femurs (I’m fascinated)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Who left their bag there? Who? Who? Who…? (Who? Who? Who?)”

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Luke: “Actually, I didn’t… pay attention to the raves. I only pay attention to the rants”

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Luke: “Also, we’ve got some rants… (Fanfare Drop) and some raves (Wrong Buzzer Drop)”

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Luke: “Andrew, have you met me?”

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Luke: “Go-Go Gadget shoes”

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Luke: “Ha!!!”

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Luke: “Outta here with that shit!”

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Luke: “Pooping and nipple bleeding”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can see your halo… Andrew. Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “South of Truman Capote… north of… Burt Reynolds (Slingblade)”

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