Day: February 27, 2022

Andrew: “Hey. You wanna know something?”

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Andrew: “Hi… Hope it’s not too bad”

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Andrew: “I have a question; and, I wonder if you have an answer for it”

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Andrew: “I’m in the house!”

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Andrew: “Is this one of those things where you think somebody’s giving you a sundae? Cuz, I’m telling you: Don’t do it! Don’t fall for it again!”

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Andrew: “It was a… real-ass crime scene”

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Andrew: “Oh-oh-oh!”

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Andrew: Singing “My watch”

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Andrew: “That is a Luke Burbank move right there”

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Andrew: “This is… as we… as we say in the Cuyahoga Valley… heavy… heavy shit”

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Andrew: “Turn around!”

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Andrew: “You’re dumber than a bag of hammers”

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Andrew and Luke: “Andrew the Tank is gonna be squeezed into a pretty tight little corner tomorrow… (They’ll never catch you)”

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Luke: “I was mildly butthurt”

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Luke: “I’ve been associated with, sort of, petty crime”

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Luke: Making a printer whirring sound

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Luke: Saying “It’s our party. We can do what we want” in a deep voice

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Luke: Scatting

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Luke: Singing “We can’t stop… We won’t stop… We runs things. They don’t run we”

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Luke: “We run things. They don’t run we”

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Luke: “Yippee-kee-yay!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Hey!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just north of the Coyahoga [ph] Valley (Coyahooga [ph]) and to the west of the… of the Kiahooga [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “Some people have… have seen, heard and smelled me in an airport bathroom when I’m not at my best either… (Mmm-hmm. No. That’s certainly true)”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that song is racist; but, it seems racist”

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Andrew: “I’m like your little secret… ogre of a child that you won’t let out of the basement”

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Andrew: “It’s just certain things stick in my brain!”

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Andrew: “My muscle memory is to stumble around and forget words”

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Andrew: “My taxes are a nightmare!”

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Andrew: “My taxes were a mess, Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s bullshit, man”

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Andrew: Singing “There’s a right way to rock!”

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Andrew: “There’s a right way to rock! I started too high… started too high, and it’s all too high”

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Andrew: “There’s also a butt [sic] you can click on the website”

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Andrew: “We had been Wendt-ing it up”

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Andrew: “You’re talking to a guy who gets so much shit wrong!”

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Luke: “I gotta tell ya: I have diarrhea… of the mouth”

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Luke: “Is this an art project!? Is this, is this Banksy!?”

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Luke: “Oh, well… Live and learn… Fuck it. Let it be”

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Luke: Singing “Cousins. Identical cousins”

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Luke: Singing “Oh, Susannah. Oh, don’t you cry for me. I’ll be coming ’round the mountain with the banjo on my knee”

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Luke: Singing “Where did you come from? Where did you go? Cotton Eye Joe”

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Luke: “You were right… under either scenario!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is what we call muscle memory, my friends. That was muscle memory. I understand… My muscle memory is to stumble around and forget words”

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Luke and Andrew: “This could have been… (Mmm-hmm) a beautiful story of everybody being okay; and, (Mmm-hmm) instead, you chose violence… (Mmm-hmm) on this Thursday morning”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ll do all that, coming up, in a moment… right here… on Live Wire… Gah!”

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