Clips From TBTL #3630

Andrew: “0 to 13… in 60 seconds”

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Andrew: “All of the instincts of a 26 year old are suddenly… hitting me… at the ripe, old age of 45”

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Andrew: “Corny-ass… Andy Rooney… I’m sorry, Mickey Rooney”

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Andrew: “Damn, I wish I was your lover”

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Andrew: “Don’t forget, if you see any dirt… I, I need some”

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Andrew: “Don’t listen to this part… Mom and Dad”

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Andrew: “Forgot how to use my microphone for a split second there”

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Andrew: “Good for you; like, let’s just go kick some ass!”

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Andrew: “Honestly, the shower talk… brought me closer… to liking Brad Paisley”

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Andrew: “I found it on YouTube; but, then, the second half of it gets real jank”

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Andrew: “I got a line on a free ladder down in Kent… If I don’t come back, avenge me!”

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Andrew: “I got a lotta things to do in the new house!”

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Andrew: “I’m not great on my feet, as you know”

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Andrew: “It is raising feelings in me that I’ve never had before”

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Andrew: “So, if we do get fired… my apologies. It’s my fault for buying a house”

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Andrew: “Some point in my life, something just broke”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stop stealing people!”

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Andrew: “You know I love me a basement”

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Andrew: “You know, it is rumpus-y down there”

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Andrew: “You know, it is rumpus-y down there in the basement”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve never seen that movie. Is there a scene where somebody punches (Ummmmm….) out the top of their hat? What!?”

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Luke: “Are we gonna be able to let the wild rumpus begin?”

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Luke: Booing [ed: Luke could have also been chanting “Luuuuke”]

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Luke: “For some reason, I can’t bring myself to include cannabis”

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Luke: “Good… Like… take that”

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Luke: “Here’s the thing. Roethlisberger… Boo!”

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Luke: “I don’t know why including cannabis bothers me”

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Luke: Saying “I don’t like it when people call my movies, ‘corny-ass'” as Andy Rooney

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