Andrew: “And, I was kinda surprised by that; but, I feel like an idiot for feeling surprised by that”
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Andrew: “And, it was exhilarating”
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Andrew: “As I talk to you… I am doing more than just podcasting… and drinking… coffee… which, I am doing”
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Andrew: “Because… when you sing it, you say ‘these’. We can all hear it. We have… 2 ears and a heart” [Ed: These 2 ears and a heart hears it as “this” and not “these”…]
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Andrew: “But, I just… But it rhymes with ‘seas’! What are you doing!?”
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Andrew: “But, you’re joking though”
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Andrew: “D’oh!”
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Andrew: “Does that… soften you a bit?”
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Andrew: “Don’t look at the mug!! Don’t look at the mug!”
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Andrew: “For an issue that I don’t have a strong opinion on; boy… do I feel like I have a lot to say”
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Andrew: “Get outta here, old man”
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Andrew: “He who wears the hot dog suit”
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Andrew: “Ho, boy!”
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Andrew: “Hop on the line, do some fun shows with Luke time”
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Andrew: “I didn’t call ’em that and I still don’t call ’em that”
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Andrew: “I didn’t have time to do that shit!”
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Andrew: “I didn’t want ‘mouth’ in the title. I wanted ‘bearded lips;’ but, they wouldn’t let me”
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Andrew: “I had a very, very… grumpy old man moment at the… store yesterday”
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Andrew: “I have the Sunday scaries! I’m like, that’s not yours, that’s mine, and that’s not what it’s called”
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Andrew: “I have too many mugs!”
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Andrew: “I know what I’m doing too”
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Andrew: “I was a Sunday zaddy”
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Andrew: “I was asking a lotta questions, Luke”
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Andrew: “It’s a trap!”
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Andrew: “Just doesn’t make sense!”
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Andrew: “Let’s go ham!”
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Andrew: “Let’s talk about clocks… Wanna talk about clocks, Luke? Good”
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Andrew: “Mug overflow goes down there”
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Andrew: “My brain rejected this information so hard”
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Andrew: “No! I was just using it this morning, sweetie”
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Andrew: “Oh, man! I’ve been so off since the clocks changed!”
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Andrew: “Oh, the holidays are over. Time to go back to school”
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Andrew: Saying “I have the Sunday scaries!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “That’s not yours, that’s mine, and that’s not what it’s called”
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Andrew: “The bearded lip demon will not materialize”
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Andrew: “Those are a little bit too thick for these bearded lips”
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Andrew: “Those will live in my brain and my stomach a little bit”
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Andrew: “Too thick for these bearded lips?”
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Andrew: “Well, this is all dead time”
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Andrew: “What I’m gonna say, I want you to know, I realize is not rational”
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Andrew: “What are you doing!?”
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Andrew: “What are you doing!? Don’t gaslight us!”
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Andrew: “You have a very binging nature”
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Andrew: “You’d rather hear me talk about my bearded lips all day long than to watch that thing again”
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Andrew and Luke: “Wow… Sweet dreams (Yes) are made of this”
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Luke: “7 year old Luke had it wrong about S&M sex, once again”
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Luke: “And, I don’t wanna… I don’t wanna… yuck any part of your yum”
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Luke: “But! Again! Annie Lennox, what are you doing!?”
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Luke: “It’s pleasurable to be inebriated in the sunshine”
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Luke: “Mr. Bearded Lips”
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Luke: “Spotify is always… trying to wack our mole”
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Luke: “Uh, that guy sucks! I’m not calling him back”
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Luke: “While, while Daddy’s at work”
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Luke and Andrew: “They’re the memory palaces… (Mmm-hmm) of caffeination”
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Luke and Andrew: “You can soak up… 80 percent more of your own feces… (Wow) with this one square!”
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