Day: May 3, 2022

Andrew: “A cat is an angel that poops in a box”

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Andrew: “Dude… it’s like 300 bucks. Just get a new refrigerator. What are you doing?”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “I am such an idiot!”

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Andrew: “I can’t hide my singing”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m pooping on Linda”

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Andrew: “I know how this works… You got to speak first”

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Andrew: “I know how this works… You got to speak first… So, now, I have to take the other side of the abortion debate? Seems unfair, Luke”

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Andrew: “I saw you trying to hide your singing last summer”

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Andrew: “It’s My Money and I Want It Now Field!”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m just gonna say why I’m embarrassed and we can all make fun of me”

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Andrew: “This is awful”

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Andrew: “Ugh! I was stressed!”

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Luke: “A cat is an angel that poops in a box”

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Luke: “But, it feels real astroturf-y to me”

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Luke: “Call 1-888… 888… 88… 88… Field”

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Luke: “It’s impossible for me to know… what Sam wanted; but, it’s not that”

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Luke: Making squeaking fan belt sound

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Luke: “Oh, ow, Andrew! Are you a poor?”

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Luke: Saying “They’ve outlawed Andy times… It’s literally illegal… to be home playing Minecraft, at a club” in a German accent

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Luke: Singing “Everybody razzle-dazzle”

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Luke: Singing “Taking it to the streets”

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Luke: “Permission to get real?”

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Luke: “Yes… I do want some scrubs… A scrub lets you know I work in an ER”

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Luke and Andrew: “Free boat! Free boat!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess we’re the plumbers of podcasting, Andrew (Huh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s like a plumber showing up at your house, and doing work, and, then, hoping to be paid for it… I guess we’re the plumbers of podcasting, Andrew… (Huh) in this analogy”

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Andrew: “First of all… I like… tedious little jobs”

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Andrew: “I could be… loud wrong about this”

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Andrew: “I don’t like to give you a lot of cover… for your bullshit”

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Andrew: “I’ll come up with something”

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Andrew: “I’m Group A! It’s my popcorn! It’s my house”

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Andrew: “I’m really Monday-ing out here”

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Andrew: “It’s just human behavior. It’s American behavior; and, it drives me… bananas”

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Andrew: “Let’s sell some shit”

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Andrew: “No… That’s not how that happened”

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Andrew: “Of all of the shit that I can’t remember on a daily basis”

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Andrew: Singing “Sweet dreams are made of this… Who am I to disagris [sic]“

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Andrew: “Sit down. Stay out of the way”

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Andrew: “Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagris [sic]“

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Andrew: “This is where I’m gonna become a real jerk”

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Andrew: “You can say that in front of my face… and, in front of my back”

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Luke: “Andrew. Earmuffs”

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Luke: Blowing into the microphone

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Luke: “Don’t you know who I am?”

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Luke: “I have not been that humiliated in a long time”

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Luke: “I’m Group B for beta”

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Luke: Making throat clearing sounds

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Luke: “My brain goes to terrible places, Andrew. Terrible!”

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Luke: “Please daddy, no!”

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Luke: “Yep… I see you… I hear you”

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Luke: “You’re just farting through silk; and, I’m standing over here impressed by it”

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Luke: “You’ve started us down a road that I am now taking us further down called ‘not interesting radio'”

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Luke and Andrew: “I call you Walsh-ski behind your back… Behind my back? You can say that in front of my face… and, in front of my back”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, God. No, I don’t. Please… (No! I…) Please daddy, no! I’m sorry. In the clear. One more time?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uhh-hmm! (Yeah) Don’t you know who I am?”

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