Day: May 15, 2022

Andrew: “At this point, can we all agree that, at this point, Elvis is dead?”

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Andrew: Chanting “Luuuuke!”

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Andrew: “Every time I heard it, I like it”

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Andrew: “I can’t wait to get a cat name Jimmy!”

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Andrew: “I do want you to know… that I have a lizard on one shoulder right now and a cockatoo on the other”

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Andrew: “I turned that soda into an ashtray… yesterday”

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Andrew: Making a spittoon ricochet sound

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Andrew: “Oh… shit!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, burn!”

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Andrew: Singing “That was an ashtray”

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Andrew: “The funny thing is, Luke, I don’t know where it came from!”

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Andrew and Luke: A clip of Luke saying “Head!” played while Andrew and Luke were talking

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Lloyd! (Mmm-hmm) Make delivery!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I meant a lot of offense to you, Luke… (Okay) Burbank”

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Andrew and Luke: “I said, ‘Dad… this isn’t a Jimmy… This is an Alexander’ (Really!?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lizards becoming birds… and, birds becoming men (And, birds becoming men)”

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Luke: “And, one of the many things I love about you”

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Luke: “Archaeopteryx Bar Mitzvah. Show title?”

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Luke: “But, I also just wanted to, kinda, get it over with”

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Luke: “Dazzling Deuterocanonicals?”

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Luke: “I am itchin’ like a fiend!”

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Luke: Making a spitting sound and the spit hitting a spittoon

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Luke: “Why am I so broken inside, Andrew?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cause of death? Knife wounds. Cause of death? Bubbles”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not trying to put you on any kind of blast (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Bothell!”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t know what I was doing; and, everybody else was doing it”

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Andrew: “Call the electrician… I need to fix my emoji”

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Andrew: “Everything in this house is installed wrong!”

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Andrew: “Get to poundin’!”

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Andrew: “Get yourself a hammer and a screwdriver… and get to poundin’!”

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Andrew: “Here’s my move… It’s a dangerous move, too; but, here’s my move”

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Andrew: “I brought it home this time. Especially, Luke… I don’t know why I’m going soft here; but, it… creates dynamism in the show”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m going soft here; but, it… creates dynamism in the show”

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Andrew: “I set it down on the passenger side seat… on the brown paper bag, next to its friend… the second half of the sandwich”

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Andrew: “I was kind of loud wrong about something yesterday”

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Andrew: “I’m less afraid of water than electricity”

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Andrew: “If you were to cut me open right now, like, French dip would come out of me. Like, au jus would just pour out of my veins”

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Andrew: “It wasn’t finessed, Luke; and, that’s why it sounded bad. My apologies to everybody… Not a great start; but, sadly, not my worst”

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Andrew: “Literally a major disaster”

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Andrew: “My body is a temple… A big, jiggly temple”

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Andrew: “Poke your finger in there and believe!”

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Andrew: “Poke your finger in there and believe, Thomas!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, that’s why I’m sorry”

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Andrew: “The handyman… was inside the house!”

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Andrew: “This is a dark place to take it”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew confusing Wheatus and Len

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s something about this show, Luke… There’s just something… (There’s something about the soul of an apology)”

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Luke: “But, they still all have to drive, like… the biggest muscle car of all time as their undercover car because… penises”

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Luke: “God, it must be like having a cat… that can talk”

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Luke: “I bet you that I’m just like a salt lick”

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Luke: “I think I’m a particularly fun guy to lick”

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Luke: “I tried some mousse at some point”

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Luke: “I was the one, Andrew, who really bloated that… that apology out to a… to a tight 22 minutes”

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Luke: “I’m covered in… tattoos that you can say are regrettable”

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Luke: “I’m very happy to go beta on it”

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Luke: “If you cut me open… do I not bleed… au jus?”

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Luke: Making an ambulance siren sounds

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Luke: “Penises”

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Luke: “Shy and slightly unhinged”

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Luke: “The TBTL, it makes you old”

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Luke: “We’ll talk about that as well, on the other side, here on TBTL… The other side of the break, not in Heaven”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am… pink… fleshy… (Mmm-hmm) living being”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “We’ll talk about that as well, on the other side, here on TBTL… The other side of the break, not in Heaven” and Andrew laughing

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