Clips From TBTL #3694

Andrew: “And, I am not a snoop!”

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Andrew: “Forget it, Luke. It’s Sound Town!”

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Andrew: “Get bent on that one!”

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Andrew: “I was gonna say something and, now, you’ve made me feel… weird saying it”

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Andrew: “I was gonna say… I was gonna say something nice and, now, I feel filthy saying it”

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Andrew: “If you can’t handle me at my Ben Gibbard, then you don’t deserve my Bon Iver”

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Andrew: “It was cool turning this place into a place where we made… media. God! That’s such a boring thing to say. I’ll cut it out”

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Andrew: Singing “I have some… thoughts!”

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Andrew: “The problem is: I don’t own this car! I fucking love this car! I love everything about this car; and, I’m so grateful! I’m not kidding”

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Andrew: “Wait! We have phone lines? I’m just talking into a microphone!”

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Andrew: “You’re good at that… You’ve been in some meetings!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not gonna be a dick about it; but… (Whoa!) I… Sorry for the language. Sorry. We just took it to Pound Town”

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Andrew and Luke: Slingblading and Luke singing “TBTL”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is your plan for those? My plan is for you to take those on the road and enjoy them. (Ahh!! That’s what I wanted to hear!)”

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Luke: “Ain’t nobody removing the smoke”

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Luke: “I lied my fingers to the bone for you!”

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Luke: “I’m not even supposed to… be here today!”

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Luke: “I’ve never known what that means. Is that some kinda, like a… like a French tickler?”

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Luke: Making the “Uh-oh” robot sound

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Luke: Singing “A 3-cylinder engine. A 3-cylinder engine”

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Luke: “Sound Town and Pound Town, get all of your AV and adult needs… handled in the same place”

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Luke: “That ain’t coming home with me”

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Luke: “That’s a fuzzy one”

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Clips From TBTL #3693

Andrew: Death rattle

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Andrew: “Did I say, ‘Seattle, Ohio’!? I feel like I’m a little bit out of my gourd”

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Andrew: “Forget it Vieves, it’s Chinatown Burger”

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Andrew: “I get strong, ‘We’ve been burned before’ energy from all of these notes”

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Andrew: “I have no excuses today”

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Andrew: “I love your underwear drawer”

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Andrew: “I’m back, baby!”

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Andrew: “I’m back, baby! Let’s get something on the books!”

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Andrew: Making the “Uh-oh” robot sound

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Andrew: “Luke, you’d hate them. They’re so thick!”

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Andrew: “She calls it… ‘letting my disease work for her'”

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Andrew: Singing “Denver… the Last Dinosaur”

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Andrew: “Stop making me older, Luke”

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Andrew: “They loved it!”

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Andrew: “They should’ve left that shit air-painted on the side of a van!”

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Andrew: “This is the owner’s stuff! Get out of here!”

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Andrew: “Truth is, you and I’ve been getting away with muck-duck!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like having somebody put eyes on that, every now and then. (Sure) Make sure I don’t have anything growing in there that shouldn’t be, right? Which, (Yeah) is a gross way of putting it; but, (That is) it is what it is”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, this is embarrassing to remember a tweet; but, I remember leaving the theatre… (No, it’s not!)”

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Listener Alicia: Singing “Denver… the Last Dinosaur”

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Luke: “Are… you… serious!?”

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Luke: “Aw, you done fucked up”

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Luke: “Good memory; or, I’ve told that story too many times”

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Luke: “In fact, don’t even go in the garage!!”

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Luke: Making a scooter activating sound

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Luke: Singing the Blursday song’s funky bass

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Luke: “TBTL-a-Thon 14: Catch Our Disease and then Let it Work for You”

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Luke: “That… is… amazing”

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Luke: “This is the future”

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Luke: “We’re the bad boys of public radio. We don’t care if we… run afoul of YouTube!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It is… so… great living with you, Andrew (Hmm)”

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Luke and Listener Alicia: “I know you probably have somewhere to be, Alicia; but, we don’t… So, sorry, you just messed up… (No!) by calling the show; cuz, now I just have a million questions”

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Clips From TBTL #3692

Andrew: “And, not to be a, a, a broken record, as my mom used accuse me of doing. Boy, that was cruel, now that I think of it. But, I’ll work out my mommy issues later”

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Andrew: “By the way, can you guys hear me snore?”

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Andrew: “C-period, O-period, P-period, S-period?”

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Andrew: “Daddy loves leather”

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Andrew: “He’s a tired old man!”

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Andrew: “I hate those things so much!”

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Andrew: “I’ll work out my mommy issues later”

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Andrew: “If I was on this mission by myself… and I failed at this… I would live with that failure… I’m used to that”

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Andrew: “If we’re going with that… I can’t do that!”

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Andrew: “It’s my birthday today!”

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Andrew: “Let’s be quiet for a second so the gerbil will shut up”

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Andrew: “Okay. Gotcha”

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Andrew: “Responsibly snoozed”

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Andrew: “Restaurant in name only”

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Andrew: Singing “Denver, the Last Dinosaur”

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Andrew: Singing “Forever in blue jeans, baby”

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Andrew: “So out of my gourd right now”

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Andrew: “That was as easy as it could possibly be!”

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Andrew: “We need to talk about that hamster”

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Andrew: “Ya salted the game, bud!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Fascism, not up for the task. Not–Fascism, is not up for the task”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am a hero in a lotta ways (Yes) and I do wear a cape… (Yes) in, in a lot of places”

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Andrew and Luke: “You moved my laundry over!? Yeah. Is that alright? Yeah! Thank you! I (Yeah) appreciate that! (Sure) Did you see my… did you see my nightie? No; but, I did touch your underwear”

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Andrew, Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: Andrew saying “Everybody” and all three singing the Blursday song’s funky bass

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Andrew, Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: Andrew wants to develop a relationship where Luke has to tell Andrew something serious through the Talking Hamster Toy

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Andrew, Talking Hamster Toy and Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Andy can nap time again”

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Luke: “Chris!!”

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Luke: “Do not break my gerbil”

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Luke: “Don’t tempt me!!”

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Luke: “Dude… you’re getting a Kia!”

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Luke: “I’m about to say something… that I already know that I’m gonna regret”

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Luke: “It’s us basically saying unintentionally erotic things?”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: “Or, the things that are now being created for, for young people to watch… just looks like wet shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Hi, I’m Luke Burbank… I’d like to tell you about a” in a hoarse voice

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Luke: “Sometimes the best shows I’ve turned in are the ones where I’m the least lucid”

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Luke: “This town needs an enema”

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Luke: “We had to lie. We had to lie through our friggin’ teeth”

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Luke: “We’re not here to be hit on!!”

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Luke: “Where’s the fire?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Duck Tales or… and, maybe (Whoa-oh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s something about soul of a Kia. It’s true!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a little more in my, kinda, wheelhouse; (Yeah) basically… lying”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ya gets what ya pays for (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I, I respect content creators. Yeah… Not us. Like, I don’t respect the content we create (Oh!)”

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: “And, it is… (And, it is…) really something else (really something else)”

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: “Are you related to any of those hamsters in the commercial? (Are you related to any of those hamsters in the commercial?)”

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: “As if people haven’t heard it enough… (Heard it enough) when you say something… (when you say something) it just repeats back to you in a really high voice… (it just repeats back to you in a really high voice) And, I swear to God, Andrew, when I got this thing… (And, I swear to God, Andrew, when I got this thing) I sat in the hotel room, laughing my freaking ass off (I sat in the hotel room, laughing my)”

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: “I have a certain… audio assistant that’s gonna be helping me today (Audio assistant that’s gonna be helping me today)”

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: Laughing

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Luke and Talking Hamster Toy: “Was it when I sang that Janet Jackson… (Was it when I sang that Janet Jackson) so well that the computer thought that it was actually a Janet Jackson song (so well that the computer thought that it was actually a Janet Jackson song)”

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Luke, Talking Hamster Toy and Andrew: “Hey, Andrew… (Hey, Andrew) We (Yes) really need to start these shows on time… (We really need to start these shows on time)”

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Luke, Talking Hamster Toy and Andrew: “Hey, um, Harvey… (Um, Harvey) Is it… (Is it) simulacrum? (simulacrum?) It sounds better coming the gerbil. It really does! The gerbil is a better host than I am (It really does! The gerbil is a better host than I am)”

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Luke, Talking Hamster Toy and Andrew: “That is menacing… (That is menacing…) You owe my mom an apology… (You owe my mom an apology…) I’m sorry, Barbara… (I’m sorry Barbara)”

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Luke, Talking Hamster Toy and Andrew: “Were you our guardian angel? Were you, were, were you… manifesting that Kia Soul for us at the, at the Enterprise… (Were you, were, were you… manifesting that Kia Soul for us at the…) I can’t do this show. Gotta stop”

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Luke, Talking Hamster Toy and Andrew: “Your Uncle Andrew hates it when I talk into this thing… (Your Uncle Andrew hates it when I talk into this thing…) I’m an uncle”

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Steve Ellington, Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned regarding Marsupial Gurgle

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Talking Hamster Toy: Repeating a Blursday message from listener Lisa

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Clips From TBTL #3691

Andrew: “Come on… You’re an adult, Andrew!”

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Andrew: Death rattle

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Andrew: “Do not bring your lawn clippings!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t ask you Jon!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know anything about NFTs. I know a little something about phishing. I’ve been phishing people for years now”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. When I laugh, my face starts to leak… I don’t know why that is”

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Andrew: “Just sounds like farts up there”

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Andrew: “Man, I broke fast on that one!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, boy. These are hard now”

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Andrew: Saying “Bubbles!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Shushing

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Andrew: “There’s something about my tone right now that I wouldn’t trust me”

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Andrew: “When I laugh, my face starts to leak”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m not a big candy man… And, when I… say that, I mean I don’t sell drugs”

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Andrew: “You slopped them up!”

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Andrew: “You’re an adult. You can just buy another pizza!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I can still feel the pizza in my chest (Right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Little bit of pizza? (Yeah) Little hair of the pizza?”

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Andrew and Luke: “This world is too flavor blasted and jumbo sized now! (Yes) Every bag I found… (Whoa! Hot take!) Sorry, we shoulda led with this”

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Luke: “Clever girl!”

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Luke: “Cowabunga, dude… Cowabunga… friendo”

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Luke: “God don’t make no junk!”

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Luke: “I am averting my gaze from Andrew’s computer”

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Luke: “Is there an Impossible Wacky?”

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Luke: “Oh, I was just fucking with you. I don’t have any of this information”

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Luke: “Scotty, don’t! How about you don’t… Scotty, don’t”

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Luke: “The victory dance that I did was… regrettable”

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Luke: “We’re back better than ever, baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, if I think about trimming, like, Rudy’s nail or even Bubble’s nail too far… it makes my butthole hurt. Oh, God! Like, I have a… involuntary pain in my anus”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s what I’m talking about. See? Butthole! Hurting! Right now. Can you feel it? (Everything hurting. Everything…) Can you feel me? (Shhhhhhhhh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “When I think about something… that’s just like, ‘Ahhh!’… it… I feel it right in my sphincter. Oh my God. I don’t feel it there”

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