Clips From TBTL #3709

Sometime in 2018, if my memory serves me right, Luke (or was it Andrew) created a drop combining Kanye West rapping “Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!” and Russell Wilson saying “Unlimited”. For whatever reason, in May 2018, I created a new version of that mashup that included a clip of Russell Wilson saying “Unlimited diarrhea. Unlimited” afterwards.

Kanye West and Russell Wilson: “Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!” x “Unlimited diarrhea… Unlimited”

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Well, I guess that drop ended up getting triggered instead of the one that Luke (or Andrew) created after the outro music faded out. Andrew and Luke’s reaction? Priceless.

Andrew and Luke: “(Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop! Unlimited diarrhea. Unlimited) Wait a second… What is that!? Should I leave that in there? Yes! (Power out!)”

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Andrew: “Am I drowning now? Am I drowning now, Dad?”

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Andrew: “But, come the eff on!”

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Andrew: “Ding-ding-ding”

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Andrew: “Give it a wide berth”

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Andrew: “Headbutt first, ask questions later”

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Andrew: “I do not think that is immoral… I, also, do not think that it is like lying to a Nazi”

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Andrew: “I do not think that is immoral… I, also, do not think that it is like lying to a Nazi… I just want that… I just wanted that to be on the record”

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Andrew: “I had… planned on recharging my… anti-social batteries on Saturday… night”

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Andrew: “I used to love swimming in the ocean. It was a big part of growing up, in Ohio”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t even supposed to be here that day”

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Andrew: “I would, simply, not go to the beach!”

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Andrew: “I, I communed with a rabbit yesterday, sorta”

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Andrew: “It was a nice time… once I got that first hot dog in me”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. It’s so cringy!”

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Andrew: “Peace and love! Peace and love!”

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Andrew: “The ocean! She’s strong!”

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Andrew: “The wave came and tumbled me in a way that I did not… remember being tumbled as a kid”

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Andrew: “This is great!”

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Andrew: “Unlimited… This undertow is unlimited”

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Andrew and Luke: “We didn’t win… Because, (Mmm-hmm) they’re the Mariners”

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Luke: “And, as we know… my hair is a whole situation. It’s more Toppik than hair at this point. It’s spun sugar”

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Luke: “And, boy, what a weird, almost last thought to have”

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Luke: “And, like… be somewhere that’s not here, with all of these things that are stressing me out: the rain… my chairs are too tall, I can’t use an umbrella, my hair’s gonna melt”

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Luke: “Boy is this place… a garbage hole right now”

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Luke: “Danny… Hey, Danny. I don’t wanna hurt ya!”

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Luke: Doing a Mr. Unlimited spoof

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Luke: “Goddamnit. Andrew, now I have to do this tomorrow. Now I have to ask Russell Wilson what happened to Mr. Unlimited. You’re exactly right!”

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Luke: “I just wanna go home”

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Luke: “I shit you not!”

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Luke: “I’ve yet to shower here, by the way… Which is… problematic”

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Luke: “It is okay… not unlike… lying to the Nazis about the… people you’re maybe hiding in your home; and, I would put these two events on, basically, the same level”

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Luke: “It was literally a major disaster”

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Luke: “My blanket don’t jiggle-jiggle, it folds”

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Luke: “Oh, shit! I like this song too!”

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Luke: “Should I shoot my shot?”

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Luke: “Thank you for making this experience really fun”

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Luke: “You gotta pump those bad boys out!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, you’re saying, in this case, it is okay… not unlike… lying to the Nazis about the… people you’re maybe hiding in your home; and, I would put these two events on, basically, the same level… You’ve really made it difficult for me to answer this question”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mister… Mister, (Mister) Mister (Mister) Radio Guy (Radio Guy)”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, then, I have a drink. I’m starting to feel better. That’s how alcohol works (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #3708

Andrew: “And, I don’t know if that sun is ever coming back, my friend”

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Andrew: “Are you my Battery Daddy?”

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Andrew: “How did I end up here?”

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Andrew: “I can’t dance on TV!”

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Andrew: “I have not heard one single note; but, I know it’s boring and not worth my time”

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Andrew: “I just see rain, rain, rain, rain, rain in the forecast”

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Andrew: “I wish I had a whole weekend of lawn care!”

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Andrew: “I’ve left my stank all over his timeline”

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Andrew: “Is there ever a time of day we can do the show where I don’t have an excuse?”

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Andrew: “It just ends up being a weird soup of… maleness”

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Andrew: “It’s made him very confused and slightly resentful”

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Andrew: “It’s no fair! I can’t dance as well as Shakira!”

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Andrew: “It’s radio porn!”

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Andrew: Singing “Everybody knows”

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Andrew: “Terrible sound quality for sports… and talk radio”

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Andrew: “This is so weird!”

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Andrew: “What did I just say? What did I do!?”

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Andrew: “You and I might be dreaming on the same bright star!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Is there ever a time of day we can do the show where I don’t have an excuse?” and then rambles off excuses

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Luke: “I put the flat in the boot?”

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Luke: “My stank is all over my son’s TikTok feed”

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Luke: Singing “Red, red wine”

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Luke: Singing “Red, red wine!”

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Luke: “Well, I haven’t heard of them; so, that means, they’re probably not that famous”

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Luke: “You’re lucky I’m drunk”

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Luke: “You’re lucky that my breasts are small and humble; so, you don’t confuse them with mountains?”

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