Clips From TBTL #2566: Luke Burbank and Steve Neuman Edition

Luke: “After sixteen hours, everything sounds a little like a double entendre”

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Luke: “And, sold!”

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Luke: “Are you, are you feeding on my energy crystals and depleting them?”

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Luke: “Big, fat, juice beans”

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Luke: “But, wait… but, wait… there’s more”

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Luke: “Call me dinosaur”

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Luke: “Either the joke’s getting funnier, or I’m getting more delirious; cuz, I… that, that… that really tickled, that really tickled me”

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Luke: “I hoist myself by my own petard, all the time!”

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Luke: “I’m here… Fireball’s here”

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Luke: “I’ve got a bunion!”

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Luke: “It’s simple math. Study it out”

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Luke: “Keep those guys off the socials. They’re killing their careers”

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Luke: “M-My brain is bad”

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Luke: “Not anymore!!!”

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Luke: “Oh, no. It’s me talking… Has there been enough of me on this show?”

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Luke: “Oh! And, by the way… lurking… in the back of the van… the Silent Assassin… Intern from the Basement”

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Luke: “Oof!”

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Luke: “Rich!?”

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Luke: “Sick! Sick, these audio drops”

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Luke: “Standby”

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Luke: “Taco Bell Illuminati Tacos”

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Luke: “That’s a scorched take”

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Luke: “We get all the different people out there… who donate all the different ways”

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Luke: “We got seagulls at twelve o’clock! Seagulls at twelve o’clock, everybody!”

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Luke: “We’re hearing something we ain’t never heard before”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, your… partner’s… dogological clock was getting quite stimulated this morning at the Green Lake location. Well, I mean, we need to choose our words carefully, I think, when we talk about this stuff”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know why we’d ever stop. I mean, it’s really… (Yeah) And, I mean this broadcast… it’s never gonna stop! I figured out how to pee in the back of the bus! Sorry, Jim! We’re never leaving this”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh, this is a treat. Normally, the resets on TBTL make no sense; because, (I know) people… start at the beginning of the file”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry to take it to a dark place. It’s hard not to”

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Luke and Andrew: “Think about the children. Yes. I mean, think about Piper… She dances to process her feelings… (That’s right) about her dad at the craft brew pub. She dances because he drinks!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You asked this person if, if he was up for on being on the show, and… his response was… ‘I’m hammered, so… absolutely’. I’m hoping he was joking… He’s a family man… He’s a Christian… He doesn’t believe in abortion. He doesn’t believe in homosexuality… We don’t need drops anymore… (No, we don’t. I keep saying this)”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: “Moon landing… real or fake? Real”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Does this sound like a musical (Hello!) Stu-bot? Hello? Stu… can you hear us?”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “9/11… inside job… Or, outside job. Outside job. Oh, it’s an outside job”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Showering in the Jazz Age

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Hello. Is this… (Hello?) is this Stu? It is! Is this Andrew Walsh? Well, that was Luke Burbank. I’m Andrew Walsh. Hey, buddy!”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Two… count ’em, two… (Really?) seagulls… spotted! That’s right”

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Steve Neuman: “Between you and…. DFTB… there was a lot of ‘Jesus Christs’ and ‘Bullshits’; and, I was like… I was offended… I’m not gonna lie to you. That was not cool, dude… You… that’s… these are public radio Internet waves; and, that’s not cool”

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Steve Neuman: “God! I’m so drunk, guys. I’m so sorry… if I’m not making any sense right now”

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Steve Neuman: “I want you guys to hold me”

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Clips From TBTL #2566: Andrew, Genevieve and Sean Edition

Andrew: “And, I’m sorry the Stu-bot hit on you”

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Andrew: “And, this really cranky lady answered the phone. You guys know how I am about cranky ladies”

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Andrew: “But, congratulations to the punk rock band, Massive Diaper Failure”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you what is… increasingly weird?”

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Andrew: “Do a new skin for that drumhead”

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Andrew: “Don’t… joke about the Illuminati… Taco Bell”

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Andrew: “I had to hang up; ‘cuz, there would have been a lot more ‘I’m sorries'”

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Andrew: “It’s the squatter! We found ’em!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, I think you know better than almost anybody; that, I don’t… really… try… to make myself care about anything. I either care or I don’t”

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Andrew: “Oh, I believe it”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit… there are like… a hundred of those things coming our way right now”

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Andrew: “Say what!?”

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Andrew: “Well, prove that it’s not, Vieves”

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Andrew: “Yeah, read some of these bird names. I… almost all the bird names sound kind of dirty to me”

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Andrew: “You add fluoride to your water”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “And, one dog didn’t wanna… didn’t really want anything to do with me until I was holding a hot dog; and then, it would just eat the hot dog and run away from me. So… Oh, it’s just like you!”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Aww, damn! Look out, predator coming, Mr. Robin! Yeah”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Oh, remember that guy? Yeah, I remember that guy. We still keep in touch”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thirty minutes into the flight, my daughter… had poo… that resulted in what can only be described… as a massive diaper failure. Sorry, Steve Nelson. Sorry, Steve Nelson”

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Andrew and Luke: “Which is caught cannot be uncaught. Thank you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know they have laser helmets for that. Yeah, what have you heard? Sick!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You went with the short one today!!? Andrew, when I stare at this computer screen… I see hieroglyphs. I know”

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Andrew and Sean: “Luke, you’re good man! No, you got a technique (Criminal Minds)”

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Genevieve Haas: “Because, I wanted to see a Pied-balled Grebe [sic]

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Genevieve Haas: “What is fascinating about it to me?”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “I won twenty-six dollars at pull tabs yesterday… Wait, you were pulling tabs yesterday, Vieves!? Yeah”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “That’s my motto, ‘Anyone can look at a bird’. Oh, you should start your own company in L.A…. The Democratic Bird-Watching Society”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “Luke, let me, let me interrupt you here; (Please) because… I think you’re looking for an answer… that’s like, gonna clarify why this is so interesting to me… and, there’s the reason why most people aren’t interested in birds”

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Genevieve Haas, Andrew and Sean: Laughing

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Sean: “I get it… it’s the second time you’ve put over on… me”

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Sean, Genevieve Haas and Luke: “Would you call it a flock of seagulls? Yes. Ooh, boy. I forgot, I’m gonna wear this thing out”

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “I think that’s the cardinal rule of bird-watching… (Oh my God… / Oh, there it is…) Am I gonna, why not. (Naming your cardinals) Welcome back”

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Clips From TBTL #2565: Luke and David Burbank Edition

David Burbank: “Thank God Jen’s on the show”

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David Burbank and Andrew: “Do you get a copy of this list of names of the, of the… (Yeah!) complainers? Let’s, let’s make a hit list here”

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Luke: “And, Rudy goes over to where they are; and, I think she’s must be trying to eat an old wrapper or something… And, she just decides to stop… and drop the biggest deuce in the middle of their football game on AstroTurf”

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Luke: “Do you sense that I’m trying my hardest?”

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Luke: Drawn out “A real doozy”

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Luke: “Enough detail? Too much detail. Not enough detail… Where are we at on this?”

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Luke: “God, we’re lit!”

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Luke: “I licky boom-boom down”

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Luke: “I say as an extremely insecure person”

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Luke: “I’ll allow it!”

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Luke: “I’m just, I’m debating between keeping your powder dry; but, keeping your sugar on your shelf”

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Luke: “If they’re black… put ’em back. If they’re red… approach with dread… Those ones need to be dealt with. If they’re yellow, let them mellow”

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Luke: “Is this where they were? Is this where the people… knew this was a thing?”

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Luke: “It was bru-tal!”

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Luke: “Just… take this number, write it on the tablet of your heart, and be ready to call us”

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Luke: “KHAAAN!!!”

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Luke: “Listen… some of my favorite people to fight hang out at the Mandarin Gate”

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Luke: “O… M… G!!”

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Luke: “Oh, buddy”

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Luke: “She likes to take a picture, or do whatever fleek thing they do”

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Luke: Singing “All I do is lose”

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Luke: Singing “We be jammin’… We be jammin'”

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Luke: Singing the bass line of Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby”

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Luke: “So, I got those thangs”

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Luke: “TBTL is… Full-Night Sleepers”

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Luke: “That sounds lit”

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Luke: “That… for those of you… just joining the show… how’s it going?”

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Luke: “They’s tryin’ to say they was drunk… They had ninety beers. That was all”

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Luke: “Well, David, you’re the young… is that a fashion?”

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Luke: “What is happening to my life!? I don’t control the mic! I’m so sorry!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, Andrew, you have a look, I don’t know if it’s delirium, or satisfaction… or frustration on your face. I’m just in a really good mood!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you have a story to tell, Ben? Everybody’s got a story to tell, Ben”

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Luke and Andrew: “Every time I try to eat a Landjäger, everybody yells at me… says it stinks in here. Goddamnit!”

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Luke and Jen: “I really don’t need walk-on music, just because… that sets the expectation, that like… lesser Jimmy Fallon… and… and, I don’t think I’m quite there yet… (No) And, so… That was a little quick… A little quick”

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Luke, Andrew and Steve Nelson: “Do you miss us, man? I mean, now, you’re, you’re, you, you… What he meant to say was, ‘We miss you, man’. Oh, yeah, that’s how you ask that… That’s how you say that. We miss you, Steve. Hey, do you miss us, man? I do miss you guys”

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Clips From TBTL #2565: Andrew, Jen and Sean Edition

Andrew: “And, by the way… only, because, you know, I still have daddy issues and I need you to be proud of me”

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Andrew: “Don’t picture my bearded face”

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Andrew: “For the first time, my body… feels very gross right now. Like, I feel awful”

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Andrew: “Force is such a… ugly word”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get defensive right off the bat here”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now, I’m sad again”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, my, my worlds are colliding!”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, Jason!” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “Steve ‘El Ropo’ Nelson”

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Andrew: “The balls on this guy!”

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Andrew: “You know, the only, like, success I’ve ever… Sorry, Jen… all of my stories are sad, even the successful ones”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s Burbank? That’s what I wanna know. In the Upside Down… where he’s been… for about the last eight and a half years”

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Jen: “Can I bring this back to Granny Time for just a second?”

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Jen: Disapproving “No”

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Jen: “Everything about this park says dogs want to take a dump here. Everything about it”

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Jen: “Hi! I’m very excited to finally be in the van… and, I mean, that’s something most women don’t say”

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Jen: “Hooo! This van’s getting sexy”

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Jen: “I know you’ve seen West Side Story; you’re a Burbank”

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Jen: “Luke to the Burbank”

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Jen: “Oh, Ma. Oh, Pa”

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Jen: Singing “Sha Doobie!”

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Jen: Singing “Sha-la-la-la” from the “Family Ties” theme

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Jen: Singing “Times in our lives… we all have pain” as Bill Withers

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Jen: “The Kuh to the Buh [ph]

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Jen: “The Luke to the Buh [ph]

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Jen: “Well, the really, really popular name for a long time, about ten years ago, was ‘Chance’… Which, to me, is like… name him ‘Broken Condom'”

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Jen and Luke: “I think it’s amazing that ‘intermittent faster’ just rolls off your tongue; like, that’s a normal thing to say. I, you know, I learned it from Tom Bodett; so… let me know if you need him to leave the light on for you. Okay… I just… if you want us all to be quiet so that you can have some self-care, let me know”

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Sean: “Do I look fleek? Do I smell like fish?”

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Sean: “Sit, Ubu, sit”

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Sean: “Speak in your normal voice with authoritah!”

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Sean: “Yeah, the fish was so on fleek”

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Clips From TBTL #2564

Andrew: “By the way, my phone is getting some juice now”

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Andrew: “I know you really talk to Chris; but, I’m vetoing it”

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Andrew: “I would like to point out, or just remind everybody, that the man whose seed was complimented by President Obama, as a sitting president… said he was more proud… of a scat impersonation that, it turned out, he did not do”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Lemme monkey with the equipment”

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Andrew: “Listen. And, I don’t wanna sound like an ingrate here”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Mr. Burbank!”

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Andrew: “So, let’s keep it professional”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m a little scattered”

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Andrew: “TBTL: Good… But, Not Too Good”

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Andrew: “The iron fist of Steve Nelson”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I got a hot dog; but, it wasn’t that great”

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Andrew and Chris Hayes: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you see the bite marks, I started to… biting my own leg there, for a while… Hey, did I turn into, did I turn into a cartoon ham… at any point? You turned into a cartoon Landjäger”

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Andrew and Luke: “It was Julius Caesar. Ahhhhh!! Yes. One of my favorite salads”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lock the goddamn door! Yeah. There’s a lesson, Kevin!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you get… when you mix Tequila, Triple Sec and lime juice? A party!”

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Chris Hayes: “That was… unbelievably… upsetting and humiliating to me on, basically, nine different vectors”

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Chris Hayes: “Wah-wah-wah”

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Chris Hayes: “What is wrong with me?”

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David Burbank: “It me”

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David Burbank and Andrew: “Louie, Stewy? Okay, I like how you’re thinking… Phooey”

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Luke: “A-ha!”

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Luke: “Ahoy-hoy”

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Luke: “All I ask for from this family is that I can just eat a Landjäger in peace… and, that has to become… that has to become some kind of joke; like, I stunk the joint up the place with my Landjäger”

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Luke: “Boy, that’s a real dance on the razor’s edge”

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Luke: “Everything’s… smaller in Canada”

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Luke: “God! Your seed is strong, man”

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Luke: “I mean, not to polish our own apple”

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Luke: “I’m just saying: I forgive; but, I don’t forget”

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Luke: “I’ve gotta work on my labeling… I apologize”

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Luke: “Lord willin’… and the creeks don’t rise”

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Luke: “My Dad was the first, the first human to win the Breeder’s Cup”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah… Oh, that’s the good stuff”

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Luke: “Pigford Nixon”

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Luke: Saying “Aw, man. I am so excited right now” in a sing-song manner

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Luke: Saying “Was I supposed to be watching that?” in a Steve Urkel-like manner

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Luke: Singing “Happy landin’ on a chocolate bar”

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Luke: “So close; and, yet, so far away. It’s like being outside the Jack in the Box… I can almost smell… Chris’s deep-fried deliciousness”

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Luke: “That’s the way we were!? I am… really starting to understand why they cancelled the show”

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Luke: “We’re down a Camaro Kev”

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Luke: “We’re going over the river and through the woods to Granny-time’s house”

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Luke: “What’s kinda cool trap music are you youngs listening to?”

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Luke: “You mad, bro?”

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Luke: “You up?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do my eyes deceive me? Is it ten o’seven… AM… Pacific Time? Oh, you’re not asking me what time it is, are you? Oh, yeah. I’m surrounded by clocks. Sorry, I’m surrounded by clocks here. Now, you’re just trolling me. You mad, bro?”

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Luke and David Burbank: “Davy, when you were in your days of… Lago in the front, Starbucks in the back… Oh, boy”

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???: Singing “We’re off the rail”

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Clips From TBTL #2563

Andrew: “Also, if you’re hearing this, I’m so sorry about so much… that you’ve heard”

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Andrew: “Do I complain about my job? Aw… damn! I, I, I just said, as everything fell on me”

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Andrew: “God, my parents still don’t know about this”

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Andrew: “I’m not the one casting stones here. I brought the, I brought the damn things”

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Andrew: “Listen, you don’t have to say that sentence with shame; but, you don’t ever say it with pride”

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Andrew: “Man… somebody cracked a… bag of jägers, didn’t they?”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m talking your language… son of Walter Burbank”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “That’s at least three flarps worth of jägers, man!”

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Andrew: “The Luke Burbank Story”

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Andrew: “This smells worse than a Landjäger!!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Show me your bus face. It looks like your face right…”

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Camaro Kev: “Ooh… a real Russian roulette of jägers there”

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Camaro Kev: “Shut up! You shut up! You shut up!”

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Luke: “By the way, we’re in the porta-potty district”

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Luke: “Cleveland, this is for you!”

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Luke: “Even by my standards of squishy… truth”

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Luke: “God bless it!”

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Luke: “I don’t, I, look, I’m, I’m sorry to go snowflake on it”

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Luke: “I got the time, if you’ve got the diapers”

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Luke: “I know that you’re not a, a doctor… so… not trying to just speculate; but, medically, what do you think what was going on… to make this happen for this person?”

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Luke: “I regret nothing… for the record”

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Luke: “Just hep cats doing their thing”

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Luke: “My mind explained”

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Luke: “Oh, I did make out at that one!”

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Luke: Saying “Don’t… get too high on your supply. Also, can you please deliver my Toppik? I need it… I need it before the big show. I gotta put my wig on… but, also, don’t get too high on your supply” in a very loopy manner

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Luke: Singing along to a sample used in Young MC’s “Principal’s Office”

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Luke: “Super dookie”

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Luke: “That is a man… who has seen a super dookie”

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Luke: “That’s so grubbin'”

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Luke: “You know, a gentleman doesn’t kiss and podcast”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: “Porta-potties don’t show up… reeking of human excrement. But, what if they did? What would that factory look like? (Oh my God!) A factory of sadness… and, it all comes back to the Cleve!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “David from the Basement just said he has to pee”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Saying “Oh my God, it’s David Burbank!” in a high-pitched voice

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Phyllis Fletcher: “There… wasn’t anything illegal about it”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “You asked me earlier… if it was, if it smelled okay in here; and, it did… and then, it didn’t. The end”

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