Author: Linh Pham

Andrew: “And, you broke your glasses!”

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Andrew: “But, first… I have a very serious question”

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Andrew: “But, you gotta get in there!”

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Andrew: “Cacao!!!”

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Andrew: “Did, did I just say something inappropriate?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, wow”

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Andrew: “God, again, you are just an idea machine today!”

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Andrew: “God, you just want to watch the world burn, don’t you?”

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Andrew: “How is that even possible? How is that even possible!?”

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Andrew: “Huh”

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Andrew: “I’m proud of ya, buddy. That was a good commercial”

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Andrew: “It’s a ‘Sigh Reel’… because, it makes me sigh when I listen to it”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I am not… a… dummy!”

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Andrew: “No, you probably can’t hear it; but… my stomach is literally gurgling… right now”

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Andrew: “No!!”

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Andrew: “No… not a but”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Rolling fart locker”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “That doesn’t even make sense!”

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Andrew: “That was a funny joke”

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Andrew: “Too Hot For TBTL”

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Andrew: “We recorded for three hours… and forty seconds… and, we still didn’t get to the Top Stories? How is that even possible? How is that even possible!? What do we have to do to get to Top Stories!?”

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Andrew: “Wha’ happened?”

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Andrew: “What do we have to do to get to Top Stories!?”

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Andrew: “Why!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can you hear the… (What?) the noises that my stomach is making right now?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did he just say the F word? Or, does everything just sound dirty (I dunno) when I play it on TBTL; cuz, I’m worried about offending people”

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Andrew and Luke: “What are we doing, Burbank? What are we doing? (I don’t know, man)”

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Luke: “And, I don’t know what… the… flip… they’re talking about”

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Luke: “And, we’ve got this guy: the longest running co-bro of the show”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “I can update people on my grind, as if anybody cares”

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Luke: “I don’t mean to be a tease”

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Luke: “I thought you were pouring gasoline on my… hilarity fire”

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Luke: “I’m not Donald… Trump”

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Luke: “I’ve got issue with one Alex Trebek”

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Luke: “Implosion, smin-plosion”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Of all of the annoying things I do on the show, and say; and, there’s so many”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! Forgot about that”

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Luke: “Step back… LA Weekly shadow ownership!”

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Luke: “That was the hint I left for future Burbank… and… future Burbank had no idea what past Burbank was talking about”

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Luke: “When you pull one out”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, we can explain, for once and for all, Linh Pham’s real feelings about the No Point Conversion. It will… shock you. I mean, shock you. And, since he’s stopped listening… we can talk about it frankly”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cacao. Cacao!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “They were trying to say… I was drunk… (I knew it!) last night. I had one vodka soda… that was it”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a, kind of a… lousy deal for me; but, alright (Mmm-hmm)”

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Back in August, I had a little bit of spare time and decided to create something for future episode of TBTL, #2525 in a collector’s series to be exact. The reason why I chose that number was for my love of the haunting Zager and Evans song “In The Year 2525” from 1969. So, I used one of the album covers for the song’s single as inspiration to create this TBTL-centric version of “On The Show 2525”

It wasn’t until early November did I send an e-mail to Luke and Andrew requesting them to use the album art as the show picture and to play the song to close out the regular portion of the show (as shows ending with “0” or “5” air on Mondays, which would have a No Point Conversion afterwards). Fast forward to Monday, Luke and Andrew did use the album art and play the song. That said, there was a little bit more than that…

Luke and Andrew: Discussing my e-mail request for the song “In The Year 2525”

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Luke and Andrew: My special request and “Super Fan” status in question

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Luke and Andrew: “No, let’s… let’s go ahead and, and, and… end with ‘The Year 2525’… per Linh Pham’s request. (Alright) Linh Pham, noted… noted anti-No Point Conversion… advocate… I’m gonna let that go”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall… Bye, Linh! And, good luck to all”

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Andrew: “Disposable is such an ugly word”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Well”

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Andrew: “Even though I’m the thinnest skinned man in the room… in any room!”

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Andrew: “Go on!”

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Andrew: “Hello, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: “Hey, do you scoop the cat box?”

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Andrew: “Hey! I’m a good guy; and, I’m willing to chat about this”

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Andrew: “How are we here? But, I don’t wanna let go… by the way. I’m not changing the topic”

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Andrew: “I apologize on behalf of TBTL and Speech Debelle”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how much your spoofin'”

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Andrew: “I’ll just keep saying this… because, it’s interesting to repeat yourself over and over”

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Andrew: “I’m not good at talking about materials”

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Andrew: “Isn’t that the rule of Ha-Ha?”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’ll stay out there and… boop-boop around some more on the porch”

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Andrew: “Not all heroes have tails”

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Andrew: “Now, you’re losing me… because, this is like, you’re, you’re so fucking hung up on… this point”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Go on!”

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Andrew: Singing first few notes of the “On The Media” theme

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Andrew: “So, if you think it can be a quickie”

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Andrew: “Well, they’re a lot like Pringles: Once you pop, you can’t stop”

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Andrew: “What’s a Siddhartha?”

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Andrew: “While I play on my boop-boop. I know you hate it when I say that”

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Andrew: “You piece of jerkface”

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Luke: “And, I blame autocorrect”

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Luke: “Because, it’s Monday… a TBTO… What are we calling the show now? We still going with TBTO?”

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Luke: “But, autocorrect added a period in there”

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Luke: “Hello, my man for others”

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Luke: “I gotta flap these so fast to not crash!”

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Luke: “I mean, I’m sorry you guys. I do have sports on the brain today”

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Luke: “I think my brain’s just broken… or something, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you what… I think Hitler was wrong!!”

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Luke: “I’m actually having… all kinds of tech trubs today”

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Luke: “It’s happening! It really is!”

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Luke: “Many bougth [ph] has died for this segment… of TBTL”

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Luke: Singing “Bom, bom, bom!”

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Luke: “That’s right. Twenty-five… twenty-five, everybody”

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Luke: “There’s something about the soul of a Walsh”

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Luke: “Well, that explains so much!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is not what we’re here to talk about, Luke. (Uh-oh) Stop it… Stop your brain”

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Andrew: “Again, I’m only, probably, painting myself a bit of… an asshole here”

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Andrew: “All joggers are people; but, not all people are joggers”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke! I don’t have anything witty to say; so, let’s move on”

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Andrew: “Hope it’s okay for me to say this publicly”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be crying”

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Andrew: “I was being so… ‘No, but’ instead of ‘Yes, and’… I got nothing funny to say! And, you’re story’s unrelatable”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t an Art Bell-head”

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Andrew: “I’m Stampy. He’s Stompy… Where’s the cat?”

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Andrew: “Just, whatever!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “NoRegertsATBTLHolidaySpeshtacular.ninja“

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Peace and love. Peace and love. No more autographs. Peace and love.”

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Andrew: “Poop is For Vendetta”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Somebody just… pooped? Somebody just left a… a human pile of… of poop… with one single piece of toilet paper stuck in it”

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Andrew: “We are costing our listeners so much money; cuz, every time we mention something like that… somebody, inevitably, reserves that… buys that domain”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s nice”

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Andrew: “What if you’re wrong?”

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Andrew: “What if you’re wrong? No offense”

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Andrew: “Ya blew it”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, usually it’s just like… if all of my, usually it’s filled with drops my list is, and they don’t have any… Filled with drops, my list is. I know… I like that, I like it when you talk Yoda”

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Listeners: Listeners leaving voicemail messages

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “He’s the longest running no-bro… of the program”

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Luke: “I mean, my mother-in-law was at the Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! last night, booing me; which, hurt… but, there, nonetheless”

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Luke: “I’m one of those people who has to be… more specific about which marriage I’m talking about… I’m one of those cool people”

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Luke: “Luuuuuuke!”

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Luke: “No humble-braggery… intended”

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Luke: “Shit! It’s hot!”

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Luke: Singing “I don’t wanna be crying this Christmas”

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Luke: Singing “The wheels on the Audi say, ‘Luke, Luke, Luke. Luke, Luke, Luke'”

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Luke: “The Luke Burbank Experience”

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Luke: “Two-Four-Sev”

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Luke: “You’re all asleep!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s something… that… literally had never occurred to me… before. Which… p–possibly makes me a sociopath. Like, no joke. You’re a recovering sociopath”

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Andrew: “Alright, Luke, I have an idea; and, this might be too… astroturfy”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls!”

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Andrew: “Home is where you hang your podcast”

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Andrew: “I know you’re not a Rockford-head… like I am”

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Andrew: “I’m not making fun of you; I’m impressed”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I could barely contain myself”

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Andrew: “Listen… I dunno if this is gonna make good podcasting or not”

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Andrew: “Oh, come on, Andrew. Grow up!”

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Andrew: “Oh… I’m an adult now! The world’s my oyster!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That was weirdly anti-climatic”

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Andrew: “That would make me sick!”

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Andrew: “That’s just a really bad intro”

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Andrew: “That’s my new hot dog story”

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Andrew: “These hipsters these days”

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Andrew: “Wait, is this Velcro or is this just hook-and-loop technology?”

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Andrew: “You know what’s blowing my damn hair back”

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Andrew: “You were Internet searching while you were talking?”

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Andrew: “You were like a, you were like a… Robin Hood… Only, you were stealing from the school to give to the Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to know why he didn’t get any salmon skin treat from Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “I… love (Yes! Absolutely) the idea of sitting down and biting into a sausage… Nobody isolate that, Linh”

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Luke: “God, that must be annoying!”

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Luke: “Hello, my co-bro”

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Luke: “I don’t think that’s even a word”

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Luke: “I should leave now; because… traffic is a nightmare hellscape in the northwest”

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Luke: “I was shitting on the idea of the Kronos… Quartet”

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Luke: “I’m hoping that my wife doesn’t hear this (Tha–that’s my woife!)”

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Luke: “Is, is Andrew okay?”

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Luke: “See if I keep… introducing you at the top of the show, ya ingrate!”

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Luke: “What you do mean, ‘Is Andrew okay?’ No, he’s never okay”

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Luke: “Yep… I get no respect around here”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, podcast home is where the podcast heart is (I know)”

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Andrew: “Ah, that idiot”

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Andrew: “And, I dunno why I gotta bring this up; because, it’s just maddening. It’s just maddening”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: Drawn out “It’s a slog”

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Andrew: “God, I don’t even know which damn allegation it was!”

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Andrew: “Hey, what’s new in public radio?”

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Andrew: “I feel really old… and really… really tired, Luke… This year… has been a long year”

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Andrew: “I said, I wanted my new nickname to be, ‘Cobra’! Cobra Walsh, not Co-bro Walsh!”

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Andrew: “I was pod-bullied within an inch of my life last night!”

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Andrew: “I’m the one who co-bros!”

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Andrew: “Just to wrap this up; cuz, I’m being super babbly again”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s get really real here, Luke”

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Andrew: “Maybe, I just don’t wanna say something stupid”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit. I don’t do that anymore”

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Andrew: “On my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “Somebody at APM is going to turn on a podcast machine and they’re gonna listen to TBTL; and, then, they’re gonna say ‘Oh, no! What are we doing?’ and I’ll be out of a job.”

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Andrew: “This is only fair”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “You son of a… jerkface!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Since I’m at war with all of my other goddamn neighbors, (Yeah) I should have at least one person (No) on my side (You hafta. Exactly)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You can’t get away with this shit anymore, jerkface! (Right)”

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Luke: “And, BTDubs”

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Luke: “Consider him… one bro… in the two bro equation of this show”

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Luke: “Don’t… funk with my heart like that, Stranger!”

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Luke: “Ffffff-fo shizzle?”

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Luke: “Hello… my bro”

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Luke: “I mean, not like an actual bro; but, you know… closest thing I have to a show bro… And, he’s the longest running co-host… he’s the longest running… co-bro… of this show”

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Luke: “Let’s take a break. I’m gonna give you a chance to get your shit together”

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Luke: “Not to get all hipster on it; but…”

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Luke: “On my boop-boop”

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Luke: “This episode of TBTL, brought to you by Broadcast Coffee Roasters, who’d like to apologize for this episode of TBTL”

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Luke: “Well, that takes care of that”

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Luke and Andrew: “It is a weird, weird day. Yeah, it really is”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I’ve watched a lot of houses burn down; and, only some of them were fires I started. Yeah, go easy with that. I’ve watched a lot of houses burn!”

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