Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2521

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After Luke introduced Andrew, the longest running co-host, on to the show and asking how Theo’s paw is doing, Andrew started his response with a Marsupial Gurgle-like sound. Below is a clip with the sound in context and a clip of just the sound on its own.

Luke and Andrew: Andrew making a Marsupial Gurgle-like sound in context

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Andrew: Making a Marsupial Gurgle-like sound

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Andrew: “For some reason, nobody was bogarting the Sorry board”

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Andrew: “Give it a shot! Maybe there’s a Luke Burbank in your future”

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Andrew: “I’m… sending a note. I’m having him killed… I’m sending an e-mail as we speak… Sorry”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No, I don’t think so”

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Andrew: “Paint your turkey spot?”

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Andrew: “She threw it in my face; which, is apparently her move”

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Andrew: “So, that person’s dead to me”

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Andrew: “That was weird”

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Andrew: “Wait. What?”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is just you and I talking, right? Yeah, of course”

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Luke: “Andrew’s my name, spoilin’s my game”

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Luke: “Carey doesn’t agree with me on this”

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Luke: Doing a loon call

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Luke: Doing a loon call #2

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Luke: “I know I sound like Captain Obvious when I say this, but…”

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Luke: “I’m sorry. Here we go, once again”

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Luke: “Make with the dollar, Burbank”

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Luke: “No brunch tastes as good… as waiting for it sucks”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew”

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Luke: Saying “Happy Friday, other buckets!” in a Southern accent

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Luke: Singing “Pop-a-matic! It’s a game called Trouble. Every time you pop the bubble, you get in and out of trouble”

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Luke: “That’s how Burbank’s law works!”

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Luke: “Weird, but not unprecedented”

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Luke: “Yeah, take that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, sorry, I was drunk. I know! I thought you were my friend”

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Luke and Andrew: “Burbank, Washington? What!!? Yeah, real place!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, alright, what do we got… Walsh? Oh, I forgot. That’s my part”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2520: No Point Conversion Edition

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Andrew: “Do you know what it looks like on an Android?”

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Andrew: “If you cut me, I will bleed red; but, it’s only because my blood is red”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m rooting against you guys from now on!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Well, I never asked to be born, David!”

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Andrew: “Well, she’s the, like, the smuggest. And, I’m gonna tell ya, like there’s something wrong with me and Vieves”

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Andrew: “What are, what’s going on with the Bears?”

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Andrew: “You keep referring to him as your… real brother. Do you have a fake brother… that you’re, kinda, trying to distinguish David from?”

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David Burbank and Luke: “No tangent too long? And, no fact too wrong?”

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Luke: “Dave, will you… release the Kraken, really quick? Rudy, who decided to come in here to hang out with her real uncle, Dave”

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Luke: “I’m not as geeked any time there’s an NFL game on; and, I used to be geeked any time there was an NFL game on”

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Luke: “In the words of Heidi Klum… ‘One day, ya in. Next day, ya out'”

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Luke: “What’s Alabama doing? What’s Auburn doing? What’s South Carolina doing? What’s Florida doing? What’s Michigan doing? What’s… Ohio State doing? And, what’s Notre Dame doing? And… occasionally, what’s USC doing?”

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Luke: “You wanna do No Point!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we call this episode, ‘Actual Brothers’? Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, here you have three people… talking about… a sport that we’re pretty obsessed with. I’m talking about us, right now, in this moment, my actual brother… and then, Andrew… Assholes”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2520

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Andrew: “And, he is making… these demon sounds coming from this box. Demon sounds coming from this box. The box has a picture of a cartoon cat… and it says ‘Cats are just angels with whiskers'”

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Andrew: “And, he’s one of our best friends, by the way. I’m not giving his name; and, I pray to God, he doesn’t hear this”

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Andrew: “‘Andrews… ruining Andrews… for Andrews’, is my slogan”

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Andrew: “Be prepared for me to snuggle the hell out of you… for like four days after you quote/unquote ‘hurt your foot'”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m speaking in riddles”

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Andrew: “But, she just, kind of, without saying ‘Bingo’, she said ‘Bingo'”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what you’re telling me now!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. I just couldn’t do that”

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Andrew: “It’s a goddamn holiday miracle. I’m being forced to swear for my job”

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Andrew: “It’s jazz, baby!”

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Andrew: Mimicking a pained meowing sound

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Andrew: “Oh, crap”

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Andrew: “Professor will sometimes lump it up”

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Andrew: “Something-Something’s Christmas Vacation”

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Andrew: “The New York Times customer service is not the New York Times of customer service”

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Andrew: “We gotta talk about this stuff before the show!”

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Andrew: “What!!? We can still use our turkey sound effects!? I put mine away! Here it is. Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Yes… those turtles love pizza”

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Andrew: “You should recycle that one, Burbank”

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Luke: “And, Andrew, for once, can we make this about me?”

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Luke: “Damn, this hurts, actually”

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Luke: “Don’t, don’t, don’t write a… don’t let your mouth write a check that your… bandwidth can’t cash… today”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up TBTL this week at ol’ Wait Wait”

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Luke: “Oh, I love it!”

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Luke: “Oh… my a-God in heaven”

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Luke: “These are people… four of them”

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Luke and Andrew: “Christmas with the Krumps. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me be accurate… Accurate, yet general… Accurate, yet vague; which is, you know, one of the things we’re known for on this show (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Meanwhile, you guys talking about your children makes no sense to us. You have a daughter, Luke! Why do I have to keep reminding you of this?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Straight outta cheese? Straight outta cheese!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Theo’s the boy or Theo’s the girl? Theo’s the boy. So, Theo is this cat. He’s the old one. He’s the boy, (Right) he’s big and he’s ornery. Right. And Professor Bananas is a girl. A girl, she’s scared, and tiny, and like Nermal”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2519

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With #2519 landing on an extended holiday weekend, Luke and Andrew record an intro for this special edition of the show and then played #2413 in a collector’s series. For clips from #2413, browse on over to this page.

 

Andrew: “Well, I’ll, I’ll tell you what, Luke. You really had me in stitches… and, I…”

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Andrew: “Woohoo!”

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Andrew: “You’ve gained zero hair, hairs; but, hundreds of confidence”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cowabunga, my friends. Cowabunga indeed”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why are you… why are you saying this? Kevin! Kevin, are you okay? This really is turned into a black Friday”

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Luke: “But, like… honestly… and, this is so… lame of me”

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Luke: “But… what we’re really here to talk about on this Friday; which, is definitely a Friday. It’s a real thing. We’re really recording it on Friday. Rich and Linda are real. Rudy’s real. And, this is really a Friday show”

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Luke: Making data processing beeping and booping sounds

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Luke: “Truly was a November to remember”

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Luke: “You ready, Ru-dog? Crap… she’s not in here. Start over”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2518

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Andrew: “Alright turkeys, you ready to do this? Alright!”

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Andrew: “Can we call her, ‘A Boy Name [sic] Sue’ Chef?”

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Andrew: “I don’t like this!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “So, cheese up, Bobby! Do I stutter?”

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Andrew: “So, Vieves, what is my… biggest… culinary regret?”

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Andrew: “We lost a plant”

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Andrew: “You know what I’m really looking forward to, if we can make this about me for a second. It’s felt weird, we haven’t even brought me up in, like, two minutes”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Luke refers to you as the longest running co-host of my life. Please state your name, full name, age and weight. That’s mean. Genevieve Haas, and I’m thirty-nine.”

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Andrew and Sean: “Could I… ask you to state your full name, please. That would be: Sean Kenneth DeTore Esquire, The Fifth. Age? Forty. What are you doing here today?”

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Andrew and Sean: “I’m gonna stop right there… (Yes) Cranberries and onion. Is that normal?”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Sean: “And remember: No mountain too tall, and… good luck to all”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Sean: Mama Stamberg’s Cranberry Relish has three ingredients Sean cannot eat

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Andrew, Sean and Genevieve Haas: Andrew “The Bone Collector” Walsh

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Genevieve Haas: “I guess Susan Stamberg has been right all these years”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Here’s my deal with you… Oh… I already don’t like it. I keep losing at deals”

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Luke: Singing the McDonald’s jingle and saying “You’re loving it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ironically, Rudy is sitting behind me as we record this. Now, you’re just toying with us”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let us be thankful, Andrew… for the donors of the day. These wonderful, generous… non… jive-talking, turkey gobble, turkey gobblers. Most of them. You’re the opposite of what Harbaugh was talking about (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Turkey Gobble Wars

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Sean: “Because, you know what, you only live once. YOLO”

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Sean: “I would agree with that… if I knew what the hell you were talking about”

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Sean: “Oh, crap! God dang it!”

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Sean: “That legitimately scared the shit out of me”

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Sean: “This recipe sounds… weird”

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Sean and Andrew: “Did you get, did you get that spatula from Spatula City? Spatula City!?”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2517

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Andrew: “Can we start with some ground rules here?”

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Andrew: “God! Moonlighting much?”

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Andrew: “Haha! I love it already”

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Andrew: “Hat disguised as turtle… question mark”

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Andrew: “Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “I blew the ‘toi’ earlier. Yeah, so”

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Andrew: “I love me a rumpus room”

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Andrew: “I thought he was just fidgeting in a weird way; but, you’re right, he was probably searching for his mouth”

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Andrew: “I want more pizza”

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Andrew: “No, I just thought it was a guy doing a Travolta”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Christ, yeah!”

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Andrew: Saying “Out to a movie!” in a John Travolta-like manner

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert”

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Andrew: “What the fuck is a Sony payment!?”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I still have one more ‘toitle’ in me. Oh… God! (I guess that’s it)”

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Andrew and Luke: “May cowabunga be with you. And also, with you”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cowabunga… to you and yours”

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Luke: “I don’t think it’s kiddish enough for kids; and, I don’t think it’s adult enough for adults. It feels like it’s, it’s… trapped in this limbo”

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Luke: “Let’s get up in this IMDB”

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Luke: “Man… I got thoughts… I got… lots of thoughts on this movie”

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Luke: Mimicking enemy neutralized sound

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Luke: “Oh, they done killed him”

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Luke: “On the subject of snowflakedness”

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Luke: “Please let the audio drop play… Andrew”

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Luke: Singing “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”

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Luke: “Teenagers!”

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Luke: “Went to number twee [sic]“

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Luke: “Without a map… without a clue… without a pizza”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cowabunga to you (Hey, man) Hey, cowabunga to you as well”

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