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Andrew: “When we run out of Valentine’s Day talk, just revert back to talking the, the classic TBTL conversation of why iTunes updating is the worst thing ever.”

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Andrew: “Yes, it is! Yes, it is!”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I were to quit, um, uh, tomorrow… Oh my God, the thought of that just… Hold on, just give me a second…Get that lacteal secretion”

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Andrew and Luke: Power Out and Power Scar

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Andrew and Luke: Valentine’s Day and Thanksgiving

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Luke: “And then, she proceeded to open her mouth and bite down on my finger as hard as she could; while, grabbing my entire arm with her rear legs and trying to murderate me. It’s a miracle that I even survived.”

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Luke: “Back to our regularly scheduled banging on the drum”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Don’t you understand that I have a problem?”

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Luke: “It’s orange… and is currently serving as the President of the United States. Just as a little tip on that one.”

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Luke: Saying “It’s a light bat” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “It’s a Light Phone” in a funny manner

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Luke: “This is our Todd Rundgren, wordless background vocals level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Why I call it number one, but I’ll say poop, I don’t understand. It’s inconsistent.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m just asking, ‘Will you hose me down with holy water?’ sounds, kind of, like the golden shower. I don’t think it, I don’t think… I’m not going with you on that one, Luke. You won’t do that? I don’t do that!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying each of the donors of the day’s names two different ways

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Luke and Andrew: “Umm, speaking of… not… sex stuff, but… (Good) love stuff”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you call it a ‘dazzling deuce’? You might call it, ‘dazzling doo’.”

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Sound Drops

OPP Segment Intro Drops

February 14, 2017 February 15, 2017

Back on TBTL #1588, Luke and Andrew started a brand new segment called “OPP”, “Other People’s Problems”. Up until recently, the segment kicked off with a drop of a guy yelling “Boy!!! Do we got some problems, Newark!” followed by the “O.P.P” song by Naughty By Nature.

“Boy!!! Do we got some problems, Newark!”

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OPP Segment Intro Drop

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Of course, the volume of the guy yelling “Boy!!! Do we got some problems, Newark!” has caught Luke and Andrew off-guard a good number of times. Recently, when the segment would come up, Luke would only play the “O.P.P” song.

On TBTL #2316, Luke referred to above omission and would then, predictably, yell his own spin on that line:

Luke: Yelling “Boy, do we have problems, Newark!!!”

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So, it would be negligent of me if I didn’t create a drop of Luke yelling that line and combine that with the “O.P.P.” song.

Luke: OPP Segment Intro Drop

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2316

February 14, 2017 February 14, 2017

Andrew: “But, I both hate it; but, I’m also a human being.”

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Andrew: “But, it just seems corny to me, man!”

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Andrew: Disgusted Sound

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Andrew: Having a Good Laugh

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Andrew: “Hey, man”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. I don’t know about Valentine’s Day, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’m Andrew, I don’t do two things in one night.”

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Andrew: “It’s ma…terial”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let us explain”

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Andrew: “Mr. Microphone will see you now”

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Andrew: “Pause the show!”

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Andrew: “Press play, baby”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Tomorrow’s show title, today”

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Andrew: “What’s your milk thing, by the way?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know. That’s what I mean!”

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Andrew: “You know I love ya Luke, right?”

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Andrew: “You… stupid hipster”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bandages.more is how you buy those. Use the code, ‘Dori’. Use the code ‘Hawk Creek’, oddly enough.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Big ups to the Siggs, is what I’ll say (Indeed)”

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Andrew and Luke: Making up lyrics and singing “Ponzi Supernova”

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Andrew and Luke: “What if I had a card, when it opened, it was your voice saying all those things to Genevieve? Would that… Well, you just recorded me talking.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let me just open source this if I can. Let me crowdsource this, let me Ten-source it.”

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Luke: Making a creaking sound

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Luke: “Mission… accomplished!”

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Luke: “Much like… pleasing your woman on Valentine’s Day. I know it’s not a thing you go in for.”

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Luke: “Previously… on TBTL”

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Luke: “There’s gonna be so much jibber-jabber today”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank our Todd Rundgren, Bang on the Drum, BandagesForMore.com level donors of the day”

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Luke: Yelling “Boy, do we have problems, Newark!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew has a heart of stone, (Yeah) and lungs full of dust”

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Luke and Andrew: Doing tomorrow’s show titles today

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Luke and Andrew: “Fuzz gaze, fuzz shoe (Fuzz!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you been cut? Are you bleeding? Bandages for Less. Also, Bandages for More.”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I was up at Chubby and Tubby, on Aurora, buying some Violet Crumble… Lot of dirty stuff in that sentence, by the way.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s immaterial. It’s immaterial.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke channels his inner Nina Totenberg and Andrew cracks up

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Luke and Andrew: “Oof… Oof, this could get me in trouble (Oof)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2315

February 13, 2017 February 13, 2017

Andrew: “Anywhoozle”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: Funny Vocalization

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I feel like you’re being a little bit insulting here; like, I know the difference between a boat and Crocodile Mile.”

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Andrew: “I mean, it’s less scandalous than it sounds, I think!”

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Andrew: “I shoulda brought a banana”

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Andrew: “I was such a loser and I just only remember myself being awkward and… and, kind of, just like small ‘A’ unattract… No, small ‘U’ unattractive, all the time”

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Andrew: “It was supposed to be the one that started with a ‘T’; but, it ended up being the one that started with a ‘C’.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Like, that’s a dazzling detail that I seem to remember”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, it’s good to be back!”

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Andrew: “Oh. What? What?”

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Andrew: “Read a fucking book”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Saying “DJ Burbank!” in a deep, gruff voice

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Andrew: “Thought that would go on forever. I loved it!”

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Andrew: “W-W-W dot dah-duh-dah-da!”

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Andrew: “What’s wrong with you, boy?”

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Andrew: “You, you probably gained a lot of listeners while I was out. You’re probably losing a lot of listeners as I speak.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “I’m trying to figure out, like, ‘Is a thing happening here, or not? What’s going on?'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke! I just typed in ‘Why did’ into Google… (Oh, no!) and it said, and the first suggestion is, ‘Why did Adele start over?'”

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Andrew and Luke: Real Time with Andrew Walsh or Hot Take Time Machine

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Andrew and Luke: Three-hour adventure, not a three-hour tour

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Andrew and Luke: “Yes!! Like a boat, (Okay) Luke, a boat! (Yeah, okay)”

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“Damn, Fireball, back at it again with the white Vans!”

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Luke: “And, I just had to, like, I had to just sort of astrally project out of my body. I had to, somehow, override the pain in my hand”

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Luke: “Another notch in the old bedpost; but, there’s no bedpost because the bed’s on the ground!”

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Luke: “But… damn, it’s good to have you back, buddy!”

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Luke: “C-C-C-C-Cookie School! (??)“

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Goddamn it!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s get at that head”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious, people. Is it a Monday already?”

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Luke: “Oh, did I do that?”

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Luke: “Read a book!!”

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Luke: “She’s really grown up, you guys! They grow up so fast!”

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Luke: Singing “You read my mind, girl I wanna shake you down. I can give you all the lovin’ you need” and mimicking key/tempo change

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Luke: “Sitchy-ation [ph]“

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Luke: Stretched out “Wow!”

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Luke: “They would be our… Todd Rundgren, I don’t wanna work, I just want to bang on the drum all day, level donors of the day”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke: “Yo no hablo inglés”

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Luke: “You’re fine!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then, the second thing that comes up is, ‘Why did Andrew miss that chance to pork his driver’s ed teacher?’ The other question is, ‘What’s wrong with you, boy?'”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew drops the deut that his driving instructor took Andrew to her apartment

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t like it. I don’t really like it either.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have one other very important question; and, by very important question, I mean… nobody cares about this but me. (Uh-huh) When did you get home?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I would stroll in, I would make my way to the bathroom. Once you’ve peed, what are they going to do, put the pee back inside you!? Joke’s on them! Sorry, nobody… I need to keep talking so that nobody pictures that; cuz, that’s where my brain’s going. What kind of contraption…?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a whole other thing. I mean, I think we can agree… She didn’t wanna work, she just wanted to bang on the Walsh all day (Oh, no!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What did she pick up? (…I honestly) I have no… her diaphragm. No, I have no idea… I have…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yo no hablo Dundee (Yeah)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2314

February 11, 2017 February 11, 2017

After the show ended, Luke inserted a discussion that Luke and Camaro Kev had about Kev’s McDonald’s lunch. Luke used that bit to adjust the recording levels.

Luke and Camaro Kev: McDonald’s Lunch Talk

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Camaro Kev: “I am just tired of get–being known as the ‘Poop Podcast’. This is just getting ridiculous.”

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Camaro Kev: “I hate this song so much. I hate this song so much.”

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Camaro Kev and Luke: Camaro Kev laughing and Luke saying “How amazing is that!?”

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Luke: “A little warning, a little trigger warning at the top of the show”

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Luke: “And then, speaking of number twos”

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Luke: “Bunghole”

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Luke: “Daddy, what is kick-puncher?”

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Luke: “Goddamn Ruskis!”

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Luke: “I gotta fuck with that spicy mustard”

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Luke: “I think that is, like, the dog’s… you know, bunghole, is being dragged across the floor or carpet. It disgusts me!”

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Luke: “I’m just gonna swear at will; because, there’s gonna be a lot of swearing later on the show. So, I need to warm people up to it.”

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Luke: “I’ve been really into these, like, getting into these shows where it’s like, you don’t know what the fuck is happening for the first, like, nine episodes. And, you’re just like, ‘What!? How are they gonna make this all work?'”

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Luke: “It kept going and going and going and going and going and going”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Singing “Love Lyft (lift) us up where we belong”

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Luke: Sipping on some bubble water and chasing it with some hot coffee

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Luke: “Take a moment to thank our… our Todd Rundgren, Bang on the Drum All Day level donors”

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Luke: “That’s right. My new favorite insult is ‘shit-gibbon'”

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Luke: “The kids love the Reddit!”

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Luke: “Welcome to Trump’s America!”

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Luke: “You can take the boy out of the Cuyahoga River; but, you can’t take the sausage fan out of… What? I don’t know, this is breaking down.”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “Oh my God, I turned the (Woife!) volume down. I killed it. (Woife!)”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “Something is arriving. Something is arriving (Something is arrivingk)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2313

February 11, 2017 February 11, 2017

With Sean DeTore back on the show, this time as a guest co-host, Luke went into his iTunes and searched for clips or segments tagged with Sean’s name to play on the show. The following are the clips that were played.

Sean DeTore: Intelligence For Your Life clip

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Sean DeTore: Sean British Edit 2 Part 1

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Sean DeTore: Sean British Edit 2 Part 2

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Sean DeTore: Sean Rapping to His Own Beat clip

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Luke: “Alright, Seanie, go. You need to leave… my friend.”

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Luke: “I have the worst eBay name of all time, it’s ‘WheelerDealer2000′”

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Luke: “It was a real… west side of the control room, east side of the control room beef”

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Luke: “It was all snowy and… beautiful for the last few days; and, now, the rain is coming down and the snow is just turning to a… soupy pile of sadness.”

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Luke: “Oh, man”

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Luke: Pod-dog was out looking for cat poop and got rained on

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Luke: Saying “These look… like… good hands!” as Rock Biter from The Neverending Story

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Luke: Saying “Zat’s a good gyro!” with a faux-Italian accent

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Luke: “Yes, indeedy. Doddly-doo.”

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Luke and Sean DeTore: “Alright, Sean, we’re losing you in ten minutes… if I have (Yeah, yeah) my timing correct. Ten, ten, ten to thirteen… Ten to thirteen.”

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Luke and Sean DeTore: “Well, here’s the thing, Sean. Ever since you stopped being the engineer on this show, the audio quality has just gone straight to hell. Wow. And, it wasn’t that great to start with.”

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Sean DeTore: “Boy, these pancakes sure are the bee’s knees!”

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Sean DeTore: “I actually took it to a shop, they gave me an estimate of six hundo, and I was like, ‘No way'”

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Sean DeTore: “Oh, you know, it’s pretty great. I, I’m on the air and I’m getting paid nothing; so… it’s kind of like making a podcast, I think… in a way.”

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Sean DeTore: Saying “I live in Topsham!” with a faux-British accent

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Sean DeTore: Singing “Everything’s great!”

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Sean DeTore: Singing “From a long time ago”

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