Clips From TBTL #2227

Andrew: “How did I miss that!? Son of a gun!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m totally shooting from the hip here, and I could be a hundred percent wrong.”

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Andrew: “I’m getting freaked out just thinking about it.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, wow!”

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Andrew: Saying “Ha!!!” and claps

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Andrew: Singing “It’s gerund”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Thank god!”

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Andrew: “That’s awful. That’s an awful sound.”

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Andrew: “Trump!”

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Andrew: Trying to say “The Boston Globe” in a spooky manner

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What the heck”

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Andrew: “What, what, what?”

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Andrew: “You gonna yell at me? You gonna try to scare me?”

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Andrew: “You’re on Candid Podcast!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Oh, no!” while Luke is talking about podcast downloads

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to know how Luke’s corned beef dinner turned out before starting Top Stories

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Andrew and Luke: “I assume that every other network is taking a rather generous interpretation of their numbers. Well, yeah; because, it’s in their best interest! We would have to work for the most Lutheran organization… I mean, seriously!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Listener Hau: “I really, really feel the need to Vietsplain this”

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Listener Hau and Andrew: Andrew laughing to Hau saying “After you guys… I, I don’t, I don’t know what you guys were doing; but, it was pretty good…”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “Hello, Ms. Bolden. Nice to meet you.”

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Luke: “Hello!”

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Luke: “I’m here… at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, awash in Coke Zero”

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Luke: “It’s what Garrison would do”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “Oh, now you like it”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: Playing the song from a zombie sitting on a toilet animatronic

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Luke: Singing “Stop! You’re on Candid Podcast!”

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Luke: Surprised Reaction

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Luke: “This is going to sound… right on the edge of being racist”

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Luke: “This was a pony they didn’t want to hitch their wagons to today, and I don’t blame them.”

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Luke: Trying to sniff as quickly as possible

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Luke: “Wha-ha!!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, that’s what I tried to do. I tried to… You can’t! You don’t have the, have a slit in your nose. (Well) Or, did you put a slit in your nose? Don’t put a slit in your nose. I wish you would’ve talked to me about, I don’t know, an hour and a half ago. Yeah. (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not into the mud, it’s into the weeds; which, are on top of the mud. I feel like that’s a show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke trying to say “Nguyen” twice and Andrew saying “Okay, yeah, stop saying it. You’re making me feel uncomfortable.”

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Luke and Andrew: Nguyenning and #Nguyenning

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Luke and Andrew: “Should we try to get this woman on Live Wire while… That’s what I was gonna say!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s fine. That good. I got it. We good. We set. (Good, God)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The last name of Ing… Wait, I’ve already forgotten. Don’t. Let’s just play the voicemail.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This song goes out to all the Common lovers of the world. That’s a pretty good spoof.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, wouldn’t it be the ‘Booston Globe’? Oh, the Booston Globe! How did I miss that!? Son of a gun!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re fanning that fart, man! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Mimicking Fart Sound

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Clips From TBTL #2226

Andrew: “But, it’s all coming back to me now, Luke.”

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Andrew: “But, you just wanted to play the ‘Ghina’ drop!”

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Andrew: “Do we have anybody on the Hard Rock Rock-sino Northfield Park Hotline to walk us through that story, by any chance?”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna give a shit about that”

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Andrew: “I don’t want you to do anything. I want you to be happy.”

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Andrew: “I like soggy carrots”

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Andrew: “I’m associate to the producer”

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Andrew: “It still got, kind of, you know, pretty loose and cabbage-y; but, it wasn’t just a big thing of slop.”

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Andrew: “It’s a total catch and release puppy trap operation I’ve got going over here”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, no! Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Me too!”

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Andrew: “Nice!”

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Andrew: “Now, I get it.”

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Andrew: “OSHA is now investigating the Browns about unsafe working conditions; because, they’re just going through quarterbacks like the government goes through batteries.”

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Andrew: “Pet the dog!”

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Andrew: “Really!”

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Andrew: Saying “TBTL Up All Night” as Gilbert Gottfried

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Worth it!”

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Andrew: “Yas!”

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Andrew: “Yasss Larson!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Crazy, crazy” and Luke laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s corned beef is dressed up like a nun

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Andrew and Luke: “Did she say, ‘Rock it up, I’ll take it?’ Oh, Andrew Walsh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Football! Yes.”

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Luke: “AFLAC!”

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Luke: “And, it turns out, we were both wrong.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Fabulous Thunderbird level donors of the day”

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Luke: “I don’t mean the modern Germans, I mean like the bad ones… like from the 90s.”

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Luke: “I think that… By the way, I think Bank of America might have Wells Fargo’d me.”

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Luke: “I would, I have applied for loans drunk! All the time!”

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Luke: “I’m marooned here in the Burbank Springs Kitchen Centers”

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Luke: Laughing and saying “Oh, man!”

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Luke: Laughing and saying “Rock-sino!”

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Luke: “My feelings on this matter are a hundred percent motivated by the fact that I have bad credit; and, it makes me angry.”

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Luke: “Olive… looks at me sometimes like I’m coming down the hall wearing a belt made out of dead cats.”

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Luke: Quiet Chuckle

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Luke: “Rudy!”

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Luke: Saying “In China” in a Trumpian manner

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Luke: “Yasss!”

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Luke: “You know, I just took my sweet ass time paying the forty dollars, or whatever I charged on it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are onions bad for dogs? I dunno. Would they even mess with one? Oh, Rudy will, Rudy will mess with anything. (Really?) But, then, her butt will mess with us. (Yeah) So that’s the big question.”

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Clips From TBTL #2225

Andrew: “Alright!”

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Andrew: “And Genevieve would just like smack me, if she were here right now”

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Andrew: “And then, boom! We’re gonna blast them with the static again.”

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Andrew: “And, I will admit here; although, nobody tell Genevieve”

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Andrew: “And, that was the best five hundred dollars Linh Pham ever made. Putting on that wig and going into the restroom to get that, and posting it.”

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Andrew: Attempting to sing “Wrap It Up” with a Chipmunks-like voice

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Andrew: “But, goddamn it, it feels good to unclog that stuff!”

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Andrew: “But, I’m also not blowing smoke up your patooie”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t make fun of me.”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “Goddamn it!”

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Andrew: “Good grief. Really?”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank.”

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Andrew: “Here’s the deal, I’m in a situation where I’m a little confused; but, I don’t want you to answer it.”

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Andrew: “If your reaction was anything different, I would worry about you.”

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Andrew: “It just like takes the fun out of everything”

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Andrew: “It’s such a charade”

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Andrew: “Johnny effin’ Football”

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Andrew: Making funny sounds and saying “Right”

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Andrew: “Not to take it back to… Boring Town”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, that’s normal.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God”

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Andrew: “Powe–Power out!”

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Andrew: Reacting to Luke playing “Wrap It Up”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, goddamn it!” when hearing “Keep Your Hands To Yourself”

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Andrew: Singing “Round up all the swan boats”

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Andrew: Singing “What a piece of work are the Browns” in a depressed manner

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Andrew: “Sometimes I say the loud part quiet, and the quiet part loud.”

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Andrew: “That is sexy!”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound nuts, Luke; and, it’s gonna sound like… it’s gonna sound like. I dunno what it’s gonna sound like, sounds nuts.”

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Andrew: “Two men and a microphone, or two and a half men and a microphone, one and a half men and a microphone”

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Andrew: “Undecided! Undecided! Leaning towards Hillary!”

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Andrew: “What a piece of work is man… Sorry.”

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Andrew: “What a weird show”

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Andrew: “Why are we doing this to each other and the listeners?”

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Andrew and Luke: “And the names keep getting worse and worse; now, it’s ‘Art Marble 21’. What (What!!?) the hell!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew groaning and Luke chuckling

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Andrew and Luke: “Holy crap! Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “They’ll do anything to get on (Right) TV!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What (What!!?) the hell!?”

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Luke: “And I’ll be goddamned”

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Luke: “Another three hour… tour. A three hour tour.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cold. Grey. Wet. Dead.”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “Hooo!”

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Luke: “I win on the field of fantasy”

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Luke: “It feels like I’m getting an extremely heavy dose of real life today”

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Luke: “It’s Murphy’s Law. I’m sorry, it’s M-phry’s Law.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, crapola!”

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Luke: “Oh, dear God. How did he end up there?”

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Luke: “Questions! Questions! And more questions!”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Keep Your Hands To Yourself”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from The Fabulous Thunderbirds’s “Wrap It Up”

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Luke: Reciting more lyrics from The Fabulous Thunderbirds’s “Wrap It Up”

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Luke: Saying “Is that bad?” in a nasally voice

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Luke: “We couldn’t have spent all that time talking about what a piece of shit is Luke’s pool cover”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank our braised corn beef brisket”

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Luke: Whispering “Gotcha, you son of a bitch!”

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Luke: “You can’t type most words”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, it’s like two grand. Holy crap! Yeah! Yeah! I thought it was gonna be a few hundo!”

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Luke and Andrew: Gutter Talk

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Luke and Andrew: “I have only one choice, and that is… to thank our Fabulous Thunderbird (Oh, no!) level”

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Luke and Andrew: Odd noises from Luke’s end and Andrew snorting

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Luke and Andrew: “Please never, ever, ever blow smoke up my patooie. (No, I, I won’t)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What… the fuck… (Right?) is this”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who’s the muralist who’s famous for doing the… I’ve never been able to answer a question that begins ‘Who’s the muralist’. You know this. Don’t, don’t make fun of me.”

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Clips From TBTL #2224

Andrew: “A secret is lurking somewhere”

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Andrew: “Are you literally gonna be sick? And, if so, can you please not do it on Genevieve’s computer?”

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Andrew: Deflated “I don’t belong in that club”

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Andrew: “Do you have any idea how much we use the letter ‘U’ in an e-mail?”

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Andrew: “Don’t start with a dumb, long ass story”

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Andrew: “He’s a rapper, a rappity-rapper”

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Andrew: “Here’s what I’m gonna say: I miss you. I’m being serious. Let me explain.”

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Andrew: “Holy cow!”

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Andrew: “How bad was that!?”

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Andrew: “I miss you.”

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Andrew: “I shit you not”

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Andrew: “I’m being serious.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say something that’s going to sound weird; but, I’m being a hundred percent honest here.”

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Andrew: “I’m not good with numbers”

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Andrew: “I’m regretting doing this already”

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Andrew: “I’m starting this show with so much regret!”

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Andrew: “In Soviet Russia… I’m sorry, we have to do it… Pal pens you!”

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Andrew: “It’s a death shaft”

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Andrew: “Listeners of this show know that I don’t exactly have an economy of words. I understand that. Sometimes it’s better if I just get to the point.”

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Andrew: “Nope.”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’re gonna lose it”

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Andrew: Saying “Luke” without the “U”

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Andrew: Saying “Push-up” with the “U”s

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Andrew: “So, that’s why I miss ‘U’. Was it worth? Was the build up worth it? Probably not. But that, you know what, it’s uphill from there.”

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Andrew: “Who the fuck am I?”

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Andrew: “Who would think that, like twenty years later, life would imitate art!”

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Andrew: “Y-O-O”

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Andrew: “You’re not alone, brother”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Alright, guys. Talk to you next week; and, remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to all. And, no mountain too small.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Alright, Phyllis, are you ready for this? Yes. Here we go… It’s time to thank our What a Piece of Work is Man level donors (Oh, yeah)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Andrew reading e-mails he sent to Phyllis with missing “U”s

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Calendars are hard (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “From Aberdeen to Wenatchee (Alright!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “From Anacortes to Walla Walla (Alright!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Heya! Hey-oh! Even a stopped clock!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I don’t think I even know what tang is; because, (Yeah) I will not touch this shit (Yeah) straight!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I have coffee here if yo need it! Yo!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “In (Yeah) a hippity-hoppity way”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Really! Yep. Well, let’s hear about that!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: The Egg Agenda

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Trying to say “computer” without the “U”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You like eggs. Right. You love eggs. Yeah. You had a car. You named it Egg. Yeah! You loved Egg. Awww!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “CTRL+V Chamber”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I do my job!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I’m the listener advocate”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “It’s dot com”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “La-di-da!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing and clapping

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Phyllis Fletcher: “No, it was awesome!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “No!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, no!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing “The incredible, edible Washington egg”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Yeah!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I love your story. It’s a beautiful story. I was awful!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “No, way! I know, (Jesus Christ!) isn’t that weird?”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Not Lovers of Mayo

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Phyllis reacting to mayo talk and Andrew saying “Oh, God! You’re really gonna barf! This will be, I think this will be a first!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “The incredible, edible egg (That’s right!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2223

Andrew: “Alright, Tom. We did it. We did it.”

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Andrew: “Are you… crazy?”

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Andrew: “Audio postcard”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “But I’ll be goddamned if I go back and listen to the tape”

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Andrew: “But, you can play with it any time you want!!!”

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Andrew: Deflated “I could do that”

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Andrew: Deflated “Yeah”

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Andrew: Explaining Luke’s complicated status

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Andrew: “He’s just like Luke!”

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Andrew: “Here we go with a unique Thursday edition of TBTL”

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Andrew: “I’ll just tell you the story from my perspective; cuz, why not?”

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Andrew: “It’s gonna be you and me, buddy!”

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Andrew: “It’s, uh, episode #2023 in a coll-no, 2223”

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Andrew: “Luke aced you out of the show!”

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Andrew: Making sound of static

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Andrew: “Nailed it!”

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Andrew: Recreating a Harley-Davidson motorcycle engine sound

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Andrew: Recreating an even firing motorcycle engine sound

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Andrew: “Rewrite this thing, then do a rewrite, then do a flip-a-dee-dip, and then add some sound. I’m just like, ‘What the fuck are you talking about?'”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “You asshole! Don’t ruin this moment!!!”

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Andrew: “You have a conspirathy, conspiracy theory, as a matter of fact”

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Andrew and Tom Tangney: Andrew is Luke’s booker

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Andrew and Tom Tangney: “Any song. Okay, any song. You just made the mistake of your life.”

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Andrew and Tom Tangney: “I am the polar opposite of Luke, (Wow!) in so many ways!”

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Andrew and Tom Tangney: “I’m going somewhere with this… Hey, this is TBTL. You don’t have to!”

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Andrew and Tom Tangney: Laughing

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Luke: “Everyone who is getting back on the plane… is taking… the sweetest motherfucking time, ever.”

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Luke: “I swear to God”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be able to get on my special first class ticket in a glass elevator, to blast out of the chocolate factory that I owned called, Life!”

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Luke: “Is it time to buy a hair piece?”

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Luke: “It’s like, I… jumped off a mushroom and spun in a bunch of circles, and karate kicked a hedgehog that flew into a Pokémon… cart? Those are things… I have heard associated with video games.”

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Luke: “Miracles maybe do happen”

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Luke: “Open, open, open.”

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Luke: Piloting it Up

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Luke: “So, for me, I am making today’s coffee, but it’s actually gonna be tomorrow’s coffee, is when everyone will hear it. For you hearing this right now, it’s today’s coffee made yesterday.”

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Luke: “Take off, take off, take off.”

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Luke: Trying to come up with a Deuce-y name for episode #2223 off the top of his head

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Luke: “When I found this out a few days ago, that I had been upgraded, I did a little dance with my heart and my body. Excuse me, my ba-ahdy.”

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Luke: “Would you be surprised to hear… that we do not, at any time, come within… seven football fields of where the Cessna went off the runway!!!”

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Luke: “Yeah, them’s the breaks”

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Luke, Andrew and Tom Tagney: “Hey, we’d like to thank our ‘What a Piece of Work is Man’ level donors of the day”

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Tom Tangney: “Huh!”

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Tom Tangney: “You and Luke. How different are the two of you? Aren’t you basically in an echo chamber of yourselves?”

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Clips From TBTL #2222

As of the posting of these clips, at about the 52m 39.8s mark of the posted show, there is about a minute wall of static that happened due to a ghost in the podcart machine. For posterity, I have pulled a copy of the wall of static and have made it available for your listening enjoyment.

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Andrew: “But during the day, it’s too bright. I think she’s a vampire.”

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Andrew: “By the way, I was not a, not a very good host.”

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Andrew: “Fussy, narrative, and involved”

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Andrew: “I dare anybody to step to Theo”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. They have nowhere to go!”

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Andrew: “I mean, he’s a big-ass cat”

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Andrew: “I think enough people typed it in ‘Revelry’, because people are dumb like me.”

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Andrew: “I think it is net negative”

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Andrew: “I’m a prisoner within my own house!”

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Andrew: “I’m off my game today. Got a closet full of pee.”

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Andrew: “It’ll sound a lot like me yelling at my cat for peeing in my closet again.”

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Andrew: Laughing in the background

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Andrew: “Like, get out of–what are you doing!?! Get outta there!”

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Andrew: “No, I know what you mean!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Now all of the Costa Rican Tens are just gonna be… flooding that resort when I’m down there.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. What’s, what’s wrong with me.”

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Andrew: “Oh. That’s, that’s outdated.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Secrets”

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Andrew: “She knows she’s in trouble. I yelled at her. I never yell at her, cuz I don’t think, I don’t think cats know.”

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Andrew: “She loves to lump it up”

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Andrew: Singing “If I had a new cat”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s (the) Casio tone for the painfully uninsured.”

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Andrew: “The, um, oh, uh”

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Andrew: “They’re Sperry Masons, is actually what…”

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Andrew: “Where’s the article? I haven’t read the article!”

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Andrew: “Whoo!”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Yeah, it does.”

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Andrew: “Yes!”

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Andrew: “Yes! Very good!”

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Andrew: “You son of a bitch!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is it time to thank our Coffee Lova donors of the day? Ohhh, shit. That, that will ruffle some feathers, my friend. That will ruffle some feathers.”

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Andrew and Luke: Woo hah!

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Saying “Oh, Andrew” while Andrew was talking

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Luke: Saying “Olive!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: “Thank you for empathizing with Rudy”

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Luke: The Olive Garden

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll be listening on, via cyber from my hotel room in Chicago, while I do my push-up challenge. Probably, naked. Whoo! Just have that, I want that in your mind (Whoo!) as you’re hosting Tom and Curley tomorrow. That’s something else.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Meet me at the mess hall… at 0600. (Don’t!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Thanking and apologizing to the Ked Woodley level donors

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