Excited Train Guy: New York Edition

One of the drops that is commonly played on TBTL is a guy who yells, “This is special. This is special!”

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The drop comes a video on YouTube called “Excited train guy, New York!”

There are several other special bits from the video that I’ve pulled as clips below.

Excited Train Guy: “But, that doesn’t stop a foamer!”

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Excited Train Guy: “Oh my God, she is beautiful! She is beautiful. Yeah!”

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Excited Train Guy: “Oh my God! Oh, we’re, we’re gonna watch this.”

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Excited Train Guy: “Oh my God! Whoo!!! Listen to that horn!”

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Excited Train Guy: “Oh, yeah. I can’t believe I got this. Oh, yeah!”

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Excited Train Guy: “Oh! Oh, the horn gives me the chills! Oh, and the chills have absolutely nothing to do with how cold it is here. Ugh! Oh! But, that doesn’t stop a foamer!”

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Meet Me in St. Paul Mixtape

As discussed in episodes in the run up to the TBTL Live Show in St. Paul, Minnesota, Luke and Andrew discussed the idea of creating a mixtape for those that are heading to the show. Today, Andrew posted up the mixtape tracks on to SoundCloud.

Due to download limits set by SoundCloud, the awesome gang at Little Red Bandwagon have made the tracks available for download. While over there, pick up some stickers or even donate a few dollarinis (or a few hundos) to help support a great podcart about another great podcart!

Clips From TBTL #2134

Andrew: “Can I ask you a hypothetical?”

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Andrew: “Dr. Daytime Emmy Winner Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Everything is by a committee of scared people, basically.”

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Andrew: Having a wee bit of trouble saying the world “condescension”

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Andrew: “I just want to be his friend!”

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Andrew: “I need a new scooter! Do you see?”

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Andrew: “I wanna, I wanna do that.”

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Andrew: “I wish I could just be a normal guy.”

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Andrew: “I’m just been getting my scooter on, Luke.”

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Andrew: “It’s such a meme!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No! No! No! No! No!”

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Andrew: “Okay, you know what? Get out of the car.”

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Andrew: “One old lady in Missoula writes in and says, ‘I don’t get the Jerry Seinfeld’ and they pull the whole fucking campaign.”

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Andrew: “Terms and conditions apply. I always want to say that.”

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Andrew: “They need to own it.”

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Andrew: “tronc!”

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Andrew: “tronc!” #2

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Andrew: “tronc!” #3

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Andrew: “tronc! tronc!”

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Andrew: “We bought our tickets and we took the ride.”

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Andrew and Luke: Genevieve quote/unquote loves Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: “I wish I could just be a normal guy. Oh, Andrew.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s lean in, put pins in things (Yep), and circle back.”

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Luke: “After I pay for food, after I brush that dog off every morning to get the fur off her, after I lay my life down for her, I’m just chopped liver. Just chopped liver, here doing the podcart.”

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Luke: “And, we’re very shmoopy. I’ll just let people into our world, I hope she’s not embarrassed by this.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Go Browns’ Walsh”

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Luke: “As Dave Niehaus called it, ‘Grand Salami Time. Get out the rye bread and the mustard, Grandmama.'”

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Luke: “Hey, my dude.”

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Luke: “It’s like he has a yellow shadow named Rudy.”

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Luke: “Oh my God, Kyle Mooney, I’m such a fan!”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Thank god I said, ‘WWW’.”

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Luke: “tronc”

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Luke: “tronc!”

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Luke: “Well, spoiler alert… it ain’t muscles.”

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Luke: “What the bleep”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you been following this tronc thing, (Yes!) Andrew? (Yes!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I done gave up and went for a swim. Have they ever been swimming laps. Three exclamation points. Okay, I’m having trouble figuring where things go from the literal to the figurative.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I want to be judge, Judy and executioner. Oh, write it down! Oh, that’s good!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, yes. (Yeah) Message received!”

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Luke and Andrew: Shit-shat and endearing to the remaining listener of the show

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The Drop: “Andrew, I know you’re busy and you do a great job producing TBTL; but, I miss the Easter Eggs you used to include at the end of each episode. Signed, The Drop.”

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TBTL-a-thon Week 2016 Kicks Off!

It’s that time of year again, TBTL-a-Thon week has kicked off! There are two new TBTL items available for this year’s TBTL-a-thon includes a slick TBTL water bottle and a sweet TBTL lunch box; and, if you would like to be a dazzling donor, you can pick up both! For those looking for a TBTL mug, it is still available at the $5/month level.

Click on this link to go to Infinite Guest’s TBTL-a-thon donation page!

Without TBTL, there wouldn’t be much of a Marsupial Gurgle page.

Clips From TBTL #2133

Andrew: “Daytime Emmy Winning Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Daytime Rasta Banana Winning Luke Burbank here”

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Andrew: “Fast food? Here we go!”

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Andrew: “I told you, I don’t compete.”

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Andrew: “I’m the dishwasher around here, I don’t need competition from that damn robot.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh my God. What? No more drinking before TBTL.”

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Andrew: “Oh no, it’s coming back! Oh-everybody’s like, ‘Oh no!'”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “There’s just no way I’m gonna make this; but, if I don’t win that banana, I’m sleeping on the boat tonight. Like, how, how did I get here?”

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Andrew: “You’re the world’s best chuffenator.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is having a laugh

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Luke: “Banner, banner Blursday”

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Luke: Doing an impression of Bill Clinton mis-remembering a scene from Pulp Fiction

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Luke: Doing an impression that veered into one of John Travolta

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Luke: “Excuse me America, do you mind?”

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Luke: “Hip-ha-cracy”

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Luke: “I’ll be chuffing it up on the put-put course.”

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Luke: “In the words of Gary Busey, ‘Why not!!?'”

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Luke: “It came down wet!”

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Luke: Saying “Hello, can I speak to Lauren?” in a funny accent

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Luke: “This is hungover Luke now.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Clips From TBTL #2132: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: “Art!”

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Luke: “Because, this is great podcasting.”

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Luke: “But I am, obviously, I’m a rounding error on this thing.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Fuck art!”

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Luke: “Good morning, my dude.”

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Luke: “I am now officially a Daytime Emmy winner; and, I expect the respect, Andrew, that that title deserves. Thank you very much.”

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Luke: “I pop in, or as we like to say now, I dip in, say some inflammatory things about video games, and then I dip out. That’s, that’s what Burbank do.”

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Luke: “It’s like, we just need to take the humble out of brag.”

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Luke: “Just a little surprise falls into your lap. The universe just drops you a little, just a little blessing.”

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Luke: “Just grinding it out on a Hump Day.”

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Luke: “Just to gild that lily”

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Luke: “Like, Bugs Meany’s gang was called The Tigers, but they should have been called The Teabags; because, they were always in hot water.”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Oh, my god.”

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Luke: “Portland, Oregon, The Bay City”

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Luke: Saying “What we have here is a failure to communicate.” in a “Dixiecrat” accent

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Luke: “That’s, that’s what Burbank do.”

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Luke: “The numerology, the symbology, even the astrology”

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Luke: “Well, I, I, I’m, I’m, I’m into the system, I’ve hacked into the mainframe. And, the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: “What about changing my name, legally, to ‘Daytime Emmy Award Winning TM, Luke Burbank’?”

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Luke: “What, I kind of, sometimes, causes a hard eye roll, is the, the pretzel that people will twist themselves into. By the way, I may be in just such a pretzel here, in that I’m talking, trying to talk about it in a, ‘Yeah, whatever’ way; but now, twenty minutes later, we’re still talking about it.”

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Luke: “Yeah, whatever.”

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Luke: “You have got to be kidding me. This is bullshit.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A real Rube Goldburbank machine. Oh-ho-ho, thank you! I needed a show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew quipped about Luke’s ex-wife not wanting to spend the rest of her life with Luke

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Luke and Andrew: “At some point, I basically lost my nerve. Oh, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, me being an idiot, you know, I’m like, ‘Uh, I wanna see the US and the US must be the best at this.’ (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s hope that the dog doesn’t go for door #3. Right! Right! Which is, my dong. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was 0 for 4. What’s his name?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was ODB? That was Osirus? That was Dirt McGirt? That was Big Baby Jesus? Yes, now listen… I did not know that.”

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